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    CleganeBowlConfirmedAdam Weinstein
    6/12/15 5:28pm

    When asked whether Saudi Arabia was an ally of the United States, Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud replied:

    “I don’t understand the question.”

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      Tony IommiCleganeBowlConfirmed
      6/12/15 5:34pm

      I love you.

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      CleganeBowlConfirmedTony Iommi
      6/12/15 5:36pm

      Uh, I like you too.

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    ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeAdam Weinstein
    6/12/15 5:28pm

    Damning evidence.

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      Nick╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      6/12/15 5:48pm

      9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOKE

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      flamingolingoNick
      6/12/15 6:52pm

      Do you remember when Very Serious People said 9/11 had killed irony? Because I sure do.

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    ArdenAdam Weinstein
    6/12/15 5:24pm

    Soooooo, you’re saying we should invade Iran?

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      DoctorNineArden
      6/12/15 6:14pm

      I need a scorecard over here. Pakistan and Saudi Arabia are wearing our team jersey, but they keep making own goals. Iran is supposed to be on the opposing team, but they are defending against those zippy little ISIL strikers. Iraq is standing around with its finger in its rear, and Afghanistan is more interested in its opium habit than playing the game.

      Isn’t it about time to admit this match is hosed, and reassess whether we should even be playing games in this arena at all?

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    secretagentmanAdam Weinstein
    6/12/15 5:34pm

    ts; dr

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      TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)Adam Weinstein
      6/12/15 5:30pm

      I need to remember this trick when I turn in my master’s thesis. Heck, I bet I could finish the whole paper this evening.

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        NimbyFenceCoTRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)
        6/12/15 9:42pm

        Your diploma might read similarly!

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        TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)NimbyFenceCo
        6/12/15 11:28pm

        Maybe. It’s classified information, though, so I’m afraid I cannot confirm or deny the nature of my diploma. So, am I hired?

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      HambletonAdam Weinstein
      6/12/15 5:23pm

      wouldn’t it be neat if they forgot to flatten the PDF and you could open that bad bitch up in adobe and delete the redaction blocks?

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        Foxstar loves BashcraftHambleton
        6/12/15 5:29pm

        They may be inept, but I don’t think they are that inept.

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        mono_zukuriHambleton
        6/12/15 5:31pm

        Pretty sure that’s happened before, no?

        Edit: A few second of Googling answered my own question.

        http://betanews.com/2009/12/10/the…

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      LordBurleighAdam Weinstein
      6/12/15 5:27pm

      Fastest read of my life.

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        TopherLordBurleigh
        6/12/15 9:28pm

        I read 28 pages in less than a minute.

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      Cam/ronAdam Weinstein
      6/12/15 5:29pm

      This reminded me of Spinal Tap’s “Black Album” that forced a fan to tilt his autographed copy to the light so he can see the autographs.

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        Yuppie ScumCam/ron
        6/12/15 5:49pm

        It could be... none more black

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      PlagueAdam Weinstein
      6/12/15 5:23pm

      Nothing to hide here, folks!

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        KommisarAdam Weinstein
        6/12/15 5:39pm

        So... after 9/11... we completely ignore the one country we know for sure had ties to the perpetrators (because they have lots of oil, and close ties to the Bush family)... and instead go hell bent on invading the one country in the region that actually had nothing to do with the attacks, topple the government, and the leaders of the military we put out of work later form the core of ISIS.

        Well done, Warhawks!! Were you assholes TRYING to fuck things up that badly?
        Actually... please don’t answer that... I don’t really want to know either way.

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