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    dothedewAdam Weinstein
    6/11/15 3:15pm

    I’d like to see Sen Graham referred to as “confirmed bachelor Lindsey Graham” from now on.

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      Dave dothedew
      6/11/15 3:20pm

      Is the an age limit for that, because I am slightly concerned. Signed Bro With No Hoe. (Seriously, I own no gardening equipment)

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      burlivesleftnutDave
      6/11/15 3:22pm

      If you’re over 40, you’re fucked, my friend.

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    Adam WeinsteinAdam Weinstein
    6/11/15 3:19pm
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      Booger DavisAdam Weinstein
      6/11/15 3:21pm

      I don’t know what that means, but I’m all for it.

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      dothedewAdam Weinstein
      6/11/15 3:22pm

      Damn, looks they just pulled her out of the crypt

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    OMG!PONIES!Adam Weinstein
    6/11/15 3:16pm

    Still not as good as when it was revealed that John McCain’s ringtone is “Dancing Queen” by ABBA.

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      LindaOMG!PONIES!
      6/11/15 3:30pm

      Wait what?

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      OMG!PONIES!Linda
      6/11/15 3:44pm

      McCain is a huge ABBA fan. Take A Chance On Me was his campaign song during the primaries and he said on his campaign blog that he loves Dancing Queen.

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    Johnny ChundersAdam Weinstein
    6/11/15 3:15pm

    No hos? Before whom will he prioritize his bros?

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      dothedewJohnny Chunders
      6/11/15 3:23pm

      The Kochs

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      ad infinitumJohnny Chunders
      6/11/15 3:31pm

      It's sexist, but it's okay because it's about friendship!

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    Syphilitic Scalia SaysAdam Weinstein
    6/11/15 3:14pm

    Graham has laughed it off and even joked recently that he’ll have more than one first lady once he gets to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

    Dude, you’re not Mormon and HBO’s “Big Love” was not that popular. Just get a beard like that Tom Cotton fella.

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      Don'tPokeTheWhereSyphilitic Scalia Says
      6/11/15 3:17pm

      That’s not how the Deep South rolls.

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      Syphilitic Scalia SaysDon'tPokeTheWhere
      6/11/15 3:31pm

      Yes, apparently they do barrel rolls.

      GIF
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    2DollarzAdam Weinstein
    6/11/15 3:16pm

    Not surprising to hear Mark Kirk talk so street. According to his bio, he’s Straight Outta Champaign (IL).

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      Dr_Zoidberg2Dollarz
      6/11/15 3:18pm
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      MigratingItchDr_Zoidberg
      6/11/15 3:54pm

      This has no bearing on anything approaching relevance, but where can I get a hoodie like that for my cat?

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    burlivesleftnutAdam Weinstein
    6/11/15 3:21pm

    Maybe he’s a enuch.

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      dothedewburlivesleftnut
      6/11/15 3:26pm

      I believe it is pronounced: n-u-l-l-o

      http://gawker.com/i-still-unload…

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      burlivesleftnutdothedew
      6/11/15 3:27pm

      Oh god not that.

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    BoudicaAdam Weinstein
    6/11/15 3:12pm

    He is too old to be saying bro. And ho. Illinois, I love you, but you are making this very hard.

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      Paul MooreBoudica
      6/11/15 3:14pm

      he’s too white to be saying those things

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      BoudicaPaul Moore
      6/11/15 3:15pm

      Well, I do associate saying bro to white guys. Mainly, in their 20s. Why? I don't know, but I do.

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    stacyinbeanAdam Weinstein
    6/11/15 3:54pm

    So I despise this man as much as the next (D) BUT it would be hilarious to have a dating President.

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      nothinglikeadamestacyinbean
      6/11/15 4:29pm

      Depends on who he is dating.

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      Ol Drippystacyinbean
      6/11/15 4:48pm

      Someone has at some time written a shitty rom-com screenplay of this exact circumstance. I guarantee it.

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    Adam WeinsteinAdam Weinstein
    6/11/15 4:24pm
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