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    Syphilitic Scalia SaysAdam Weinstein
    6/11/15 2:32pm

    Don’t forget Huckabee also likes to pal around with Ted “Jailbait” Nugent, who is know for lyrics like this: “Well I don’t care if you’re just thirteen/You look too good to be true/I just know that you’re probably clean/There’s one lil’ thing I got do to you”

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      Deadly the EternalSyphilitic Scalia Says
      6/11/15 2:36pm

      *barf*

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      Syphilitic Scalia SaysDeadly the Eternal
      6/11/15 3:02pm

      Need to get these updated with the Huckabee campaign logo.

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    ThewalkingdudeAdam Weinstein
    6/11/15 2:30pm

    If it’s any comfort to Huckabee and his followers- he never had a chance anyway. It’s not like he was ever going to be president. I mean, that’s just a fuckin’ joke, you know?

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      Ann Coulter's ForeskinThewalkingdude
      6/11/15 2:34pm

      Oh, he knows. This is just his career now.

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      Cam/ronThewalkingdude
      6/11/15 2:38pm

      It’s all about getting as much airtime as possible over the next year to sell books and his political punditry. He knows he has no chance.

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    2SquaredAdam Weinstein
    6/11/15 2:30pm

    Funny how so many of these conservative windbags who whine about the supposed moral decay of this country commit acts that I’m pretty fucking sure Jesus would not approve of.

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      AConsolePheasant2Squared
      6/11/15 2:36pm
      GIF

      Said it better than I could.

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      Pink Skull2Squared
      6/11/15 8:54pm

      Now wait a minute. Name me one other person who forms a religion and positions themselves as the son of God and doesn’t use that power to have sex with underage girls.

      I’ll wait.

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    Cam/ronAdam Weinstein
    6/11/15 2:31pm

    “We need to talk.”

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      GameBuff2Cam/ron
      6/11/15 3:30pm

      Walker, Texas Ranger would have beat Huckabee’s ass over this crap. In fact, I’ll bet “corrupt church leader/politician” was one of the episodes in that show (they all blend together, the show was basically an excuse for Norris to deliver a roundhouse to someone as the final resolution).

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      Deadly the EternalCam/ron
      6/11/15 3:46pm

      For a moment, I thought that was Jon Taffer. On second thought, though, we could really use him to knock some sense into these GOP morons.

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    OMG!PONIES!Adam Weinstein
    6/11/15 3:04pm

    Prediction: By January 2016, it will have been revealed that Mike Huckabee has enough friends who are child molesters to field a baseball team.

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      SuchBullshitAdam Weinstein
      6/11/15 2:35pm

      Fuckabee wants us to be VERY clear about where he stands on child molestation: no big deal, so long as the statute of limitations runs out.

      Oh! And pray to Jesus for forgiveness. Problem solved!

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        FacebonesAdam Weinstein
        6/11/15 2:32pm

        Very glad his campaign keeps imploding. He keeps fooling the media into thinking he isn’t a reactionary fundamentalist theocrat because he likes the Rolling Stones and has a certain “aw shucks” charm. But not even the most brain dead beltway pundit can ignore all the kid-touchers he keeps supporting.

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          dothedewAdam Weinstein
          6/11/15 3:18pm

          To paraphrase:

          Mike Huckabee: (Allegedly) Not a Child Molester But Number 1 With Child Molesters

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            AliHajiSheikAdam Weinstein
            6/11/15 4:04pm

            This guy is surrounded by more child molesters than a boy band at a NAMBLA convention. How many child molestors do you need to be associated with before people start looking into your own activities or bringing RICO charges against everyone? What is going on in this circle, and is Hobby Lobby also involved?

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              BruinKidAdam Weinstein
              6/11/15 2:36pm

              This reminds me of that classic Onion piece

              Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

              Except it’s now like “Why Do All These Child Molesters Keep Supporting My Campaign?

              (For Ron/Rand Paul, it’s “Why Do All These White Supremacists Keep Supporting My Campaign?”)

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