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    RCColaTaylor Berman
    6/11/15 10:43am

    I’m sorry, are these the same two guys Gawker’s been covering the last few days? I don’t see anything about either one’s dick.

    Do the bloodhounds go off of dick scent, maybe?

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      burlivesleftnutRCCola
      6/11/15 11:32am

      If the dog got a whiff of his magical peen, the dog would cower away and refuse cooperate.

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      sui_generisRCCola
      6/11/15 12:23pm

      Do the bloodhounds go off of dick scent, maybe?

      Yes and the bigger it is, the farther away they can pick up their trail from.

      This guy may actually be in Idaho...

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    Jujymonkey3Taylor Berman
    6/11/15 10:52am

    But how big are the dog dicks?

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      ArmchairSophistJujymonkey3
      6/11/15 5:25pm

      Disproportionately large - it’s the only way they could understand the mind of the killer.

      These are the Frank Sinatra of bloodhounds, is what I’m saying.

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      Jujymonkey3ArmchairSophist
      6/11/15 7:26pm

      I would’ve gone with Sonny Corleone, but I remember Frank was packing too.

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    MichaelTaylor Berman
    6/11/15 10:40am

    Reports: Bloodhounds Pick Up Scent of Escaped New York Murderer’s Huge Dick

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      TopherMichael
      6/11/15 10:50am

      Oh! Those escaped murderers. I thought these were different murderers since Gawker didn’t mention that detail.

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    KwazemiTaylor Berman
    6/11/15 10:42am

    Finally got to use the bloodhound who specializes in sniffing dick. It's been a long tough road for that little guy. The other bloodhounds would always tease him. No one is teasing now...

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      Willie FisterbottomKwazemi
      6/11/15 11:13am

      That pup is like the Rudolph of all the other bloodhounds now.

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    BeaucoupHaremTaylor Berman
    6/11/15 11:30am

    Forget bloodhounds. They should put Amy Schumer on the case. She can catch a dick whenever she wants.

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      dothedewTaylor Berman
      6/11/15 10:48am

      We’re on the case, boys.

      GIF
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        HypnoCatTaylor Berman
        6/11/15 10:53am

        [from the maximum-security prison..]

        Well clearly THAT’S not true.

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          Dan HubelHypnoCat
          6/11/15 11:00am

          Well it’s still a maximum-security prison just not an Ultimate-Security prison

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        ItsAFake45Taylor Berman
        6/11/15 10:41am

        I feel like the hounds should have been utilized sooner…just saying

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          Who the hell knows anymoreTaylor Berman
          6/11/15 10:49am

          Investigators have found an imprint either from a shoe or boot

          Boy, CNN is really taking that “don’t report anything you’re unsure about” lesson to heart. Thanks a lot Aaron Sorkin.

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            VividlyViciousWho the hell knows anymore
            6/11/15 11:29am

            ...probably just a smudged dick print

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          c'est-a-direTaylor Berman
          6/11/15 10:58am

          Anyone heard any confirmation/repudiation of the possible Philadelphia (30th St Station) sighting?

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            FuckingOffatWorkc'est-a-dire
            6/11/15 11:13am

            Police said it wasn’t them: http://6abc.com/news/possible-…

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            c'est-a-direFuckingOffatWork
            6/11/15 11:48am

            It’s funny - about 10 minutes after I wrote the question I got the 6ABC app alert.

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