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    lecomtedArgentalJordan Sargent
    6/08/15 1:47pm

    Frankly I think we all just learned more about Detective David Bentley than we did about Richard Matt.

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      okiedokieokielecomtedArgental
      6/08/15 1:56pm

      Indeed we did.

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      OmarGonelecomtedArgental
      6/08/15 2:32pm

      I feel like I’m missing some Law & Order fanfic porn.

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    Leah FinneganJordan Sargent
    6/08/15 1:54pm

    im scared

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      AJ Archer-KaneLeah Finnegan
      6/08/15 1:58pm

      It's ok Leah, we can do this together.

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      burlivesleftnutLeah Finnegan
      6/08/15 2:07pm

      I’m aroused!

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    UngratefulDeadJordan Sargent
    6/08/15 2:09pm

    Man, this guy is having some week. First, he breaks out of jail, now he gets to sit back and read articles where the governor calls him brilliant and the police talk about how he’s got a big dick.

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      dothedewUngratefulDead
      6/08/15 3:10pm

      They certainly are taking a different tack with this guy.

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    Sean BrodyJordan Sargent
    6/08/15 1:53pm

    “Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it’s like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the ‘Great Escape’, he’s digging tunnels. .”

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      Raw Deal MontySean Brody
      6/08/15 1:55pm
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    Richard M TysonJordan Sargent
    6/08/15 1:50pm

    What’s going on in New York?

    Suit: Man Rendered Impotent After NY Jail Doctors Ignored 6-Day Erection

    Retired Cop: Escaped Murderer Is Armed With Huge Penis

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      Brock SamsaJordan Sargent
      6/08/15 2:15pm

      So basically, Tom Sizemore, the escaped felon is roaming the countryside with his huge cock?

      Check please.

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        BigPlopsBrock Samsa
        6/08/15 2:59pm

        maybe you’re too young to remember the the whole internet found out that tom sizemore has a small penis nearly a decade ago

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        Brock SamsaBigPlops
        6/08/15 3:07pm

        Well... fuck.

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      Parmer WallaceJordan Sargent
      6/08/15 2:07pm

      I keep trying to mix prisony words with penisy words, but I am failing (penitentiary —-> penisentiary... NO!)

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        SeriousAsAShartAttackParmer Wallace
        6/08/15 2:14pm

        The penal system has certainly not failed this man.

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        CatGotYourTungstenParmer Wallace
        6/08/15 2:14pm

        That’s because you’ve never done hard time.

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      Raw Deal MontyJordan Sargent
      6/08/15 1:54pm

      The guy’s name is Dick Matt.

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        swannysezJordan Sargent
        6/08/15 3:01pm

        Can anyone explain to me why the poster, or burner, “Iwasthereyouwerent” is ranting about something utterly unrelated to this article? Repeatedly?

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          Eli Manning stars in: Omaha! Omaha! Omaha!swannysez
          6/08/15 7:07pm

          Because Kinja is horrible.

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        SterilizeAllRepublicansJordan Sargent
        6/08/15 1:51pm

        Thank you, Detective Bentley, for providing the world with facts that has nothing to do with anything other than what’s in your head.

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          Don't drone me broSterilizeAllRepublicans
          6/08/15 2:00pm

          Officer Freud, reporting for duty.

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          CleisthenesDon't drone me bro
          6/08/15 2:09pm

          Sometimes a long stiff billy club is just a long stiff billy club

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