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    The Noble RenardJohannah King-Slutzky
    6/11/15 11:31am

    As Dan Savage says, if your SO requires a massive dick, you’ve still got a forearm.

    He also frequently cites research showing that partners of people with micropenises often report higher levels of sexual satisfaction because their partners actually go out there and try their damnedest to do a good job.

    That said, it’s so ridiculous that even with multiple studies out there showing that average is somewhere between 5-6”, sooooooooo many dudes freak out at having anything less than an 8” dick, which is two or three standard deviations from the mean and is incredibly rare from a statistical perspective.

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      Governor ExplosionThe Noble Renard
      6/11/15 11:41am

      I never got the appeal for large dicks, myself. I have both vaginismus and a bad gag reflex, and all I want is a nice, monogamous male domme with a small dick. I always imagined well-endowed guys would hurt. All of the small dick sites I’ve come across are about shaming and cuckolding, which are on my “absolutely not” list.

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      GazesAtShoesThe Noble Renard
      6/11/15 11:45am

      He also frequently cites research showing that partners of people with micropenises often report higher levels of sexual satisfaction because their partners actually go out there and try their damnedest to do a good job.

      THIS! While my boyfriend doesn’t have a micro-penis he would be considered on the small side but it doesn’t even matter because he seriously rocks the house in other bedroom activities. I consider myself a lucky lady even though he’s not porn big.

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    ZealousJohannah King-Slutzky
    6/11/15 11:06am

    Boy do I have a new appreciation for myself. Here I thought 7inches was small.

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      theunseenoneZealous
      6/11/15 11:08am

      Porn will do that to you.

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      secretagentmanZealous
      6/11/15 11:27am

      Pics or it didn’t happen!

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    UnicornIceCreamJohannah King-Slutzky
    6/11/15 11:16am

    my friend is a cam girl dominatrix who gets a lot of these callers, guys with really small penises looking to be humiliated. ( i’ve been there on some calls)

    as far as the ABDL (Adult Baby Diaper Lover), i wonder how big of a scene it is. there is this guy floating around some of the cam-show sites and twitter who goes by diaper bitch. he has a huge adult size crib in his room, and wears a baby bonnet and baby bib. when he comes, he says in a little baby voice “ i made a cum-cum.”

    sorry to promote, but you can hear more about diaper bitch at undressing underground episode 7. ( it’s not my podcast, it’s this guy named rob’s whose also interviewed cheerful ex girlfriend, fresh beets, and milton berle’s cock)

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      okiedokieokieUnicornIceCream
      6/11/15 11:28am

      I have been friends with a number of dominatrixes over the years, and they’ve all told me at some point that the ABDL guys are by far the vast majority of their clients. This is andecdotal, but from what I’ve heard from a number of pros, those are their bread and butter customers.

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      UnicornIceCreamokiedokieokie
      6/11/15 11:31am

      it’s the majority of her clients, the ones that went small dick humiliation and also forced intox? also she has callers who put painful blow up devices in their anus and then use masking tape to really clamp it in there.

      she started off doing more “submissive” shows, but because so many men were jonesing for a dom, she switched over. now she makes a ton more money.

      so she sent me pic of diaper bitch.

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    WhiskeyBlackoutJohannah King-Slutzky
    6/11/15 11:21am

    In terms of Gawker dick stories, I place this one slightly below the guy with two dicks but way above the one about the guy who cut off his own dick.

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      gregmWhiskeyBlackout
      6/11/15 11:31am

      So glad I missed the chop story.

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      PessimippopotamusWhiskeyBlackout
      6/11/15 12:06pm

      Yeah. This one comes up a bit short.

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    Taint NuttinJohannah King-Slutzky
    6/11/15 11:53am

    That’s pretty fucked up to put this post right above the “cunnilingus master” post. Or, pretty convenient. Whichever.

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      jasoneliasTaint Nuttin
      6/11/15 12:33pm

      I saw that too, it’s like they’re saying, “If you have a dick like these guys, maybe you should be really good at cunnilingus.”

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      kaysey17jasonelias
      6/11/15 2:22pm

      Well, if you do then you should. I once dated a guy with a micropenis & he was a *VERY* cunning linguist. If you’re willing to make up for your “shortcommings”, then you’re WAY more likely to get laid.

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    NewlywedJohannah King-Slutzky
    6/11/15 2:29pm

    I’m very glad that my “interview” was well-represented and handled tastefully. Thanks and all compliments to Johannah!

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      Leah FinneganNewlywed
      6/11/15 2:29pm

      thanks for participating!

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      NewlywedLeah Finnegan
      6/11/15 3:16pm

      Absolutely! There’s a lot of misinformation out there, and I was happy to help try to clear it up... maybe shed some light on the male psyche...

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    Jujymonkey3Johannah King-Slutzky
    6/11/15 11:03am

    So dick outliers are Gawker’s new thing, huh?

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      AubinTheGreatestJujymonkey3
      6/11/15 11:51am

      Honestly, the measurements these guys give, they’re pretty much average or just slightly below.

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      kaysey17Jujymonkey3
      6/11/15 2:14pm

      *NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID BONER!*

      Oops - forgot where I was for a sec! (•ิ_•)

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    The Original SunshineJohannah King-Slutzky
    6/11/15 12:11pm

    Aaaah. Thanks for masking the photos. I clicked on the first one and oh god. To each their own. Men with tiny dicks often try a lot harder (pun intended) to make up for what they lack.

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      BoredatWork432The Original Sunshine
      6/11/15 12:19pm

      Usually “Short Guy Syndrome” guys are worse...I wonder how tall these guys are.

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      TeenageMutantKinjaThe Original Sunshine
      6/11/15 12:21pm

      Not only that but how about an NSFW alert ?

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    Lady NerdJohannah King-Slutzky
    6/11/15 12:37pm

    Wow this was really fun (at some parts)/thought provoking to read. Thanks to them for sharing!

    I really love the descriptions of how turned on humiliation makes them, put a smile on my face :)

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      amgarreLady Nerd
      6/11/15 1:57pm

      Yeah. First I was like,”Say what?” Now I totally get it. Tens all around/Would bang the hell out of all of those tiny dicks.

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      Newlywedamgarre
      6/11/15 2:43pm

      [heart eyes emoji] Why thank you. I’m glad we were able to shed some light on the whole thing. That’s why I decided to participate, I know there are some crazy misconceptions out there.

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    BrimfyreJohannah King-Slutzky
    6/11/15 12:07pm

    Damn, penises sure are ugly. It’s a wonder why all women aren't lesbians.

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      JohnnyazzBrimfyre
      6/11/15 2:25pm

      have you ever seen a vagina? looks like a space alien! tastes like one too.

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      BrimfyreJohnnyazz
      6/11/15 3:08pm

      Have you ever tasted space alien? They are actually delicious.

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