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    dothedewAdam Weinstein
    6/05/15 3:27pm

    He only had 35 potential members of Da Clan to choose from, lol.

    But seriously, anyone who likes Pitbull cannot possibly be a big Wu Tang fan.

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      Motorized Mega-Satandothedew
      6/05/15 3:35pm

      I think anyone who actually likes Pitbull cannot consider themselves a fan of music, period. Who the fuck listens to Pitbull? Apart from Bud Light executives, apparently.

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      ideasleepfuriouslydothedew
      6/05/15 3:35pm

      NOTE: The Rappin’ General is not a member of the clan.

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    etfpAdam Weinstein
    6/05/15 3:34pm

    He’s not ready to lead.

    If he can’t even pick a favorite member, he’s indecisive. But knowing Rubio, his favorite member would probably be Cappadonna or fucking U-God.

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      dothedewetfp
      6/05/15 3:37pm

      Maybe he just felt weird saying Ghostface Killa on morning tv.

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      etfpdothedew
      6/05/15 3:42pm

      His favorite member of Wu-Tang definitely isn’t Ghostface Killa.

      Source: It’s Shorty Shit Stain.

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    Adam WeinsteinAdam Weinstein
    6/05/15 3:30pm

    All this Rubio stuff is killing me, thank God Rick Perry stepped into the race this week so there could finally be some diversity in Gawker election coverage lol

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      FlazloAdam Weinstein
      6/05/15 3:57pm

      In a sub-primary, of a sort - who do you think will come off as dumber?

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    Medieval KnievelAdam Weinstein
    6/05/15 3:33pm

    My dad heard “Stairway to Heaven” on the radio once. He asked me who it was.

    I said Led Zeppelin, and he said, “Led Zeppelin?” like he was trying out the words. “Ah, I saw that written on the overpass.”

    My point, I guess, is that my dad is hipper than Marco Rubio.

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      TheDamnPaterfamiliasAdam Weinstein
      6/05/15 3:34pm

      Obvious fakery of hip-hop knowledge aside, the forced conversation and weird 4-1 female to male ratio feels like a setup for some kind of awful porn scenario. Hopefully, one that results in Rubio getting humiliated with really scary sex toys.

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        BigBabyJesusTheDamnPaterfamilias
        6/05/15 3:46pm

        Had it been a 5 to 0 male to female ratio would that have been weird?

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        TheDamnPaterfamiliasBigBabyJesus
        6/05/15 3:49pm
        GIF
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      RegretsalotAdam Weinstein
      6/05/15 3:28pm

      More like Marco Rube, yo.

      AMIRITE?

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        Jujymonkey3Regretsalot
        6/05/15 3:39pm

        moar stars for this.

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        NoButWait Hates Your GoT Fan TheoriesRegretsalot
        6/05/15 3:46pm

        Yes, all the stars.

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      Brad ConnersAdam Weinstein
      6/05/15 3:34pm

      Marco Rubio as a child: “Hey guys, me too; right? Hey! Hey, wait up!”

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        allie.kattBrad Conners
        6/10/15 2:52pm

        Best comment. I can visualize this in my mind. That’s his entire persona in a nutshell.

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      BaggyTrousers3Adam Weinstein
      6/05/15 3:57pm

      Wu Tang is for the children...unlike Marco Rubio who presided over a $2.3 billion cut to Florida education as speaker of the Florida House.

      RZA

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        OctoberSurpriseAdam Weinstein
        6/05/15 3:37pm

        Ah yes, we are at the time of the political season when candidates try to seem approachable by giving us insight into their musical taste, promptly followed by said musical acts telling them to fuck off.

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          cancanstanAdam Weinstein
          6/05/15 8:07pm

          Rubio’s inner monologue:

          Instead of tryin’ to help a n***a you destroy a brother
          Worse than the others, Bill Clinton, Mr. Bob Dole
          You’re too old to understand the way the game is told
          You’re lame so I gotta hit you with the hot facts
          Want some on lease? I’m makin’ millions, n***as top that
          They wanna censor me; they’d rather see me in a cell
          Livin’ in hell, only a few of us’ll live to tell
          Now everybody talkin’ bout us I could give a fuck I’d be the first one to bomb and cuss
          N***a tell me how you want it

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