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    Medieval KnievelAdam Weinstein
    6/05/15 11:34am

    2 Fast, 2 Rubios

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      The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsMedieval Knievel
      6/05/15 11:49am

      This made me laugh out loud!

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      prometheusMedieval Knievel
      6/05/15 11:55am

      2 Fast 2 Estúpidos

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    dothedewAdam Weinstein
    6/05/15 11:39am

    Maybe Mrs. Rubio was late for cheer practice. You know how bitchy those cheer captains can be.

    If Mrs. Rubio is successful in her campaign to be First Lady, she will join other famous former Republican cheerleaders who lived in the White House.

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      amgarredothedew
      6/05/15 12:29pm

      Wait, he’s married to a cheerleader? I knew he was a douche, just not that big of a douche.

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      redeyedothedew
      6/05/15 12:40pm

      13 times? Seems like a lot. How many times did she get out of a ticket by showing some cleavage and flirting with the cop?

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    Adam WeinsteinAdam Weinstein
    6/05/15 11:59am

    Full disclosure: I tweeted this story out while blowing past a trooper on 595 and flipping off some cat in a Civic with ground effects

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      abrahamdAdam Weinstein
      6/05/15 12:06pm

      that was me in the civic u prole. lets settle this on okeechobee road tonight

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      Adam Weinsteinabrahamd
      6/05/15 12:12pm

      its on

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    Sean BrodyAdam Weinstein
    6/05/15 11:36am

    He and his wife, Jeanette, have also shown a tendency to be in a rush on the road.

    “It’s so he’s not late all the time like that DeBlasio communist.”

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      Dr_ZoidbergSean Brody
      6/05/15 11:43am

      I have a feeling this pic is going to be the basis for a lot of great memes...

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      Chalupa_JackSean Brody
      6/05/15 11:44am

      Please keep posting this photo in every article, it’s the best thing I’ve seen in months.

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    aa96Adam Weinstein
    6/05/15 11:35am

    Way to make me somewhat sympathetic to Rubio. Tickets -particularity the camera kind — are massive money making schemes for most cities.

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      Adam Weinsteinaa96
      6/05/15 11:37am

      Yep http://contextflorida.com/adam-weinstein…

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    Gary-XAdam Weinstein
    6/05/15 11:37am

    “Politics is not the only area where Mr. Rubio, a Republican from Florida, has an affinity for the fast track.”

    Rappeport leans back and lights a cigarette, looking across the desk at Eder, equally out of breath. They both turn back to the typed words on the screen, the work of two, adult, journalists in the throes of their passion. Now that, Rappeport thinks, that is a goddamn transition. He smiles and inhales.

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      PeterFallowGary-X
      6/05/15 12:15pm

      God I hope he sees this.

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      MoxieWooompGary-X
      6/05/15 1:14pm

      All the stars in the sky. ALL OF THEM.

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    Don't drone me broAdam Weinstein
    6/05/15 11:40am

    I'm not from Florida, but it doesn't surprise me that as the son of Cuban immigrants Rubio is Russian around everywhere.

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      Dr_ZoidbergDon't drone me bro
      6/05/15 11:44am
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      Don't drone me broDr_Zoidberg
      6/05/15 12:11pm

      Aw, rats. [shoves hands in pockets, kicks at old gumwrapper]

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    Life is a PlaylistAdam Weinstein
    6/05/15 12:11pm

    The one thing I do not miss about Florida?

    The drivers.

    Then again, even two stats away, I am now far too close to Jersey drivers.

    I did love how since hospitality is just about all Florida has, commercials for in-the-industry events would air on the radio.

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      ManchuCandidateAdam Weinstein
      6/05/15 11:36am

      Marco can’t drive 55...

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        #NotAllYzermanAdam Weinstein
        6/05/15 11:46am

        If 4 traffic citations since 1997 makes you a shitty driver, consider me Dante Stallworth.

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