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    BobbySeriousAllie Jones
    6/05/15 9:35am

    Red Bull is dangerous as hell, it turns any cocktail into liquid crack. I’ve drank entire bottles of Jager (over a 6-8 hour period) thanks to Red Bull on several occasions. Ladies, do yourself a favor, don't start adding red bull to your wine unless you want to end up watching Season 1 of The Hills reruns at 4am on a Tuesday.

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      Don'tPokeTheWhereBobbySerious
      6/05/15 9:37am

      Right, the Red Bull forced you to drink it...

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      BobbySeriousDon'tPokeTheWhere
      6/05/15 9:44am

      I did used to have a drinking problem...

      GIF
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    La.M.Allie Jones
    6/05/15 9:46am

    After a week of very little sleep and an intense desire to get wine hammered tonight, I’m ashamed at how intrigued I am by this idea. I love hearing about peopke’s bizarre personal hooch inventions. I think I’ll stick with Kalimotxo.

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      Sean BrodyLa.M.
      6/05/15 9:50am

      I’ve gone all sorts of classy these past few years. Big on the Aperol Spritzers all summer long.

      Pinkies OUT, motherfuckers!

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      DieselDamselLa.M.
      6/05/15 10:08am

      OOOOOOOH yes, Kalimotxo has reinvented porch drinking for me. Best with a Mexican Coke.

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    Unikitty For PresidentAllie Jones
    6/05/15 9:36am

    This. This is everything.

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      Saxon 212Unikitty For President
      6/05/15 9:53am

      OMG it’s arms rotted off from all the Red Bull. Help!

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      doodietangUnikitty For President
      6/05/15 9:57am

      Is putting a peppermint patty in white wine what the kids are doing these days?

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    Sean BrodyAllie Jones
    6/05/15 9:38am

    Concerned about reports that such drinks create “wide-awake drunks” who are linked to a variety of crimes, including drunken driving and sexual assaults, the Scottish Parliament is considering legislation that could ban Buckfast — often known as Buckie — unless its recipe is changed.

    You’re not more likely to commit criminal activity if you drink Buckfast. You’re just more likely to drink Buckfast if you’re a criminal.


    A pub/club near where I used to live still sells cans and Buckfast til 3am.
    Nothing good happens with Buckfast at 3am.

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      Sean BrodySean Brody
      6/05/15 9:52am

      Seeing someone with a bottle of Buckfast in the street where I’m from is pretty much like seeing someone with a knife.

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      DR honkhonkhonk, tyvmSean Brody
      6/05/15 9:53am

      half the smashed glass in Glasgow is still clinging to buckfast labels. The other half is still clinging to some guy’s skull.

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    Don'tPokeTheWhereAllie Jones
    6/05/15 9:34am
    • one bottle Pinot Grigio
    • one 20 oz can Red Bull® (or Red Bull® Sugarfree, if you’re watching your waistline)

    You need to clarify that you’ll need multiple cans for one bottle or else this isn’t enough to even get Dennis Hastert’s dick up.

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      SlickWillieDon'tPokeTheWhere
      6/05/15 9:37am

      thanks for the visual by the way

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      America's WangDon'tPokeTheWhere
      6/05/15 10:06am

      ...or else this isn’t enough to even get Dennis Hastert’s dick up.

      <(Insert particular The Knack lyric here)>

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    ManchuCandidateAllie Jones
    6/05/15 9:38am

    Caffeinated wine sounds like nasty hangover fuel for me.

    Red Bull and wine would be #holyfuckthisisabadidea night for me.*

    *Red Bull and any booze has led to my undoing which is why I stay away.

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      HiMyNameIsJayAgainAllie Jones
      6/05/15 9:43am

      Allie, I like you.

      You’re alright.

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        Cam/ronAllie Jones
        6/05/15 9:49am

        Sorry, but Red Bull cocktails only give me flashbacks to witnessing 21-year-olds awkwardly grinding to Nelly’s “Hot in Herre” at a college sports bar.

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          Lord Thistlewick FlandersAllie Jones
          6/05/15 9:32am

          First they came for our 4Loko, and we said nothing.

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            MortadellaAllie Jones
            6/05/15 10:06am

            Half red wine / half Coke is better. Tastes like sangria.

            http://philly.thedrinknation.com/articles/read/…

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              RedSilkVowMortadella
              6/05/15 10:52am

              Yeah, this is what all my friends from Brazil do to pre-game nights out: red wine & coke consumed quickly. With the right wine it’s delicious.

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