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    seeyaAdam Weinstein
    5/29/15 4:21pm

    Wow. Wrestling Coach. Homo-eroticism. I mean it doesn’t get any more cliched than that, does it? It’s like he’s single-handedly confirmed everyone’s suspicions regarding high school wrestling and set back the whole “wrestling isn’t a gay thing damn it” movement back to the stone age.

    And also, no fair (kinda!). How many of us homos daydreamed about fucking the wrestling coach and never got any action when it was ACTUALLY HAPPENING ALL ALONG?

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      Don'tPokeTheWhereseeya
      5/29/15 4:27pm

      And why guys who are into wrestling sexually are often a little unattractive. Only ever met one guy who was into it and was hot.

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      Adam Weinsteinseeya
      5/29/15 4:28pm

      As a four-year letterman in high school, I cannot agree more

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    Adam WeinsteinAdam Weinstein
    5/29/15 4:05pm

    Just want to flag this other AP image that was a distant second when I polled the staff for art to accompany this post.

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      AudubonerAdam Weinstein
      5/29/15 4:19pm

      You know you've got a problem when even W is throwing you serious Shade...

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      NewYorkCynicAdam Weinstein
      5/29/15 4:19pm

      I can’t say for sure that there is an out of frame double hand-job happening during this picture, but we definitely can’t rule it out.

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    boombamAdam Weinstein
    5/29/15 4:19pm

    Between wife beaters and kid Diddlers, conservatives are killing it lately. You free market fucks.

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      DashleyinCaliboombam
      5/29/15 4:42pm

      I guess they had a point when they said family values were eroding in this country.

      ...for it is they who point a finger, not realize, they have triple that amount of fingers pointing right back at ‘em ...

      —Sarah Palin

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      seeyaDashleyinCali
      5/29/15 5:06pm

      That’s from an Amy Grant song. (And probably many other places before that)

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    benhaddAdam Weinstein
    5/29/15 4:19pm

    Beware of breakfast at his house. Denny’s Grand Slam ain’t what you think it is.

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      dothedewbenhadd
      5/29/15 5:00pm

      I hear you should order the Moon over My Hammy

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      Kaidogbenhadd
      5/29/15 9:04pm

      You get all the stars today.

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    The Noble RenardAdam Weinstein
    5/29/15 4:17pm

    Called it. No one lets themselves get blackmailed for 3.5 million unless there is some deeply disturbing and damaging shit hidden away, and when the indictment said it dated back to him being a wrestling coach there was literally no other option other than sleeping with one of his students.

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      septembergrrlThe Noble Renard
      5/29/15 4:27pm

      Yup. If it wasn’t a boy, it would have turned out the student he slept with was 14 and/or had gotten pregnant.

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      dronesandgroansThe Noble Renard
      5/29/15 7:16pm

      Yep, to quote former Governor Edwin Edwards, it had to have been “either a dead girl or a live boy.”

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    The Once and Future KingAdam Weinstein
    5/29/15 4:19pm

    Hmm...my anonymous sources have indicated to me that Hastert regularly engaged in satanic rituals that culminated with the erotic asphyxiation cum sacrifice of a willing bullock. These were planned with the full knowledge and active participation of the entire RNC, and a young Ted Cruz emceed the event, which took place in a secret pagan chamber under the base of the Washington Monument. My anonymous sources are well placed and sworn, upon pain of tickling, to the upmost standards of integrity. Trust me.

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      Adam WeinsteinThe Once and Future King
      5/29/15 4:33pm

      Please stop calling me, Jon Voight

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      The Once and Future KingAdam Weinstein
      5/29/15 4:52pm

      Hey, I didn’t force you to buy my old LeBaron.

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    benjaminalloverAdam Weinstein
    5/29/15 4:27pm

    “It was sex,’’ the source said. The other official confirmed that the misconduct involved sexual abuse.

    Gah. I understand that from the point of view of GOP PR the difference is negligible, but “sex” and “sexual abuse” are not in any way equivalent, and it chafes me to no end when these terms are used interchangeably. Same problem with your headline sir; imprecise language. J’accuse!

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      DashleyinCalibenjaminallover
      5/29/15 4:38pm

      And if it WAS a student, it was rape/sexual assault - statutory, if nothing else.

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      benjaminalloverDashleyinCali
      5/29/15 4:51pm

      When it’s a teacher/coach and student-athlete, there’s certainly an element of coercion built in regardless of the nature of the incident(s) because there’s a pretty drastic power imbalance going on.

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    CJ4Adam Weinstein
    5/29/15 4:48pm

    I’m sure Fox News is updating this graphic as we speak...

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      gingerhammeredCJ4
      5/29/15 5:06pm

      I’m thinking pictures of Pelosi with the chyron “Former House Speaker.”

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      Cooter BurgerCJ4
      5/29/15 9:13pm

      Wait, Fox has Mark Foley on television? Tell me more.

      I was involved in that investigation and boy oh boy... the AIM chat logs alone... [shakes head]

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    NevergreenAdam Weinstein
    5/29/15 4:19pm

    That’s one expensive closet.

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      DailyTrixAdam Weinstein
      5/29/15 4:24pm

      Socialist Studies 101: Manspreading the wealth.

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        Adam WeinsteinDailyTrix
        5/29/15 4:33pm

        My god, it’s the biopic Oliver Platt was born to make

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        StrobistAdam Weinstein
        5/29/15 4:58pm

        Who does Gawker currently have pulling his voting record in congress for the inevitable stack of hypocrisies? Please make it someone with a good turn of phrase.

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