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    La.M.Dayna Evans
    5/26/15 1:23pm

    What was the most illegal thing?

    I’ll revisit this question once I am confident that the statute of limitations has been met.

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      CleganeBowlConfirmedLa.M.
      5/26/15 1:35pm

      My thoughts exactly.

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      dothedewLa.M.
      5/26/15 1:58pm

      There is no statute of limitations for murder, ma’am

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    Chris ThompsonDayna Evans
    5/26/15 1:27pm

    He shouldn’t be too hard to identify with those strange glowing eyeballs of his.

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      fudgesicleuighyrDayna Evans
      5/26/15 1:17pm

      One time I burned a shopping cart at Wal-Mart. We also burned an American flag on a church’s wrought iron fence, just because.

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        CatdogWhispererfudgesicleuighyr
        5/26/15 1:25pm

        We changed the letters on a church sign to say “Fuck God” one time. Whether that’s funny or not is up to you, but the weird thing is I still believed in God back then. I was just obsessed with offending people and being an obnoxious little shit.

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        classbutnostileCatdogWhisperer
        5/26/15 1:56pm

        Just after Pope John Paul died we rearranged the letters of a Minneapolis Lutheran churn to say “Christ is Alive, the Pope is Dead.” It caught the attention of national news outlets and some national head of the Lutheran churn had to issue Catholics a written apology. This is the first time I’ve confessed this publicly. I was kind of ashamed at how much of a shithead I was.

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      Jennifer C. MartinDayna Evans
      5/26/15 1:24pm

      My friend told me if you combined dried parsley, thyme, and sage together and smoked it, it was the same as getting high, so my sister and I did it. WE WERE SO “STONED.”

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        smalleyxb122Jennifer C. Martin
        5/26/15 1:31pm

        Not without the rosemary, you weren’t.

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        Lady Commentariatsmalleyxb122
        5/26/15 1:42pm

        Yeah, Rosemary always had high quality herbs.

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      FredDorfmanDayna Evans
      5/26/15 1:38pm

      My friend and I, during high school summer break, duct taped over the “G” in the florescent “BLACK ANGUS” steakhouse sign, so that it read “BLACK ANUS” when illuminated. The genius of the plan was in its simplicity.

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        2DollarzDayna Evans
        5/26/15 1:20pm

        The teens are joyriding in Lexuseseses (or is it Lexi?) these days?

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          Missypoo502Dollarz
          5/26/15 1:22pm

          I like Lexi.

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          Galeria Nacional de ClipArt2Dollarz
          5/26/15 1:22pm

          +1 In Living Color table read

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        Jerry-NetherlandDayna Evans
        5/26/15 1:23pm

        If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Until you’re arrested.

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          mkUltravoxDayna Evans
          5/26/15 2:28pm

          coolest thing i ever did as a teen: fell asleep, exhausted after school & sports, early evening. traveled, saw binary star systems, huge neublae, other amazing star & planet stuff i couldn’t describe, went very, very far out; then at some point i met this bald headed, robed guy, asian, very authoritative, powerful, but kind, asking what i was doing there. i answered ‘exploring’ and then i woke up. the feeling of amazing vastness and gorgeous colors of that ‘dream’ still sticks with me today. (also, years later, i saw a picture of a supposed ‘ascended master’ and was surprised to see that he looked like the guy i’d seen. not sure what that means)

          so: not all teen life is skin thin & id submission

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            lobstrDayna Evans
            7/27/16 11:27am

            He was just going back to retrieve his Millennial-grade thief gear.

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              originalkateDayna Evans
              5/26/15 1:53pm

              The worst thing I did was hang a yo-yo from the pointing finger of Christopher Columbus in the courthouse square. I failed as a teen.

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