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    Brock SamsaBrendan O'Connor
    5/22/15 7:54am

    The best part of watching Walrus Cam when it is nighttime for the Walri is how plain, unrepentantly dirty it sounds. I giggled until I had tears running down my face.*

    *I am a grown ass man with a job.

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      PoodletimeBrock Samsa
      5/22/15 8:53am

      The Walri sounds like another kingdom from Game of Thrones. A relaxed, fish-eating nation who live exclusively in coastal regions, and only break out into fighting once a year, during mating season. Also, being wet and close to the sea would give you some immunity from dragon attacks. I would join them over the other houses in a heartbeat!

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      G3istbotPoodletime
      5/22/15 12:04pm

      Yeah, but most of House Walri seem to have a predisposition to being morbidly obese, and they aren’t afraid to show it. Their house motto is pretty weak too “Maybe another time”

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    LordBurleighBrendan O'Connor
    5/21/15 11:14pm

    A walrus stampede sounds both hilarious and terrifying—like some sort of variation on the Kantian sublime.

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      EatTheCheeseNicholsonLordBurleigh
      5/21/15 11:50pm

      Bro, you are Wittgenstein-ing so hard right now.

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    EatTheCheeseNicholsonBrendan O'Connor
    5/21/15 11:06pm

    Not to be inflammatory, but narwhals make walruses look like a bunch of seals

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      MajesticSeaFlapFlapBrendan O'Connor
      5/22/15 8:59am

      They are fighting and stabbing each other with their tusks right now! And I thought I wasn’t a morning person

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        MajesticSeaFlapFlapMajesticSeaFlapFlap
        5/22/15 10:41am

        Now there is a giant ass dead walrus dead center and all his little walrus bros are like hey frank you alright... FRANK.... FRAAAAAAAAAANK. Its so sad. They keep trying to give him a push out of the water

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      DarthPumpkinBrendan O'Connor
      5/21/15 11:11pm

      Now I want the walrus to be the symbol of the next major U.S. political party, whatever that may be.

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        dothedewDarthPumpkin
        5/21/15 11:14pm

        There is nothing new under the sun...

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        Blanksheetdothedew
        5/21/15 11:32pm

        I prefer this old, gone-before-its-time party, honestly,

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      Creative DestructionBrendan O'Connor
      5/21/15 11:26pm

      We really need a middle-out compression to get this shit to come to life. Possibly from a certain company that has a logo with a snackdick in it.

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        Jujymonkey3Brendan O'Connor
        5/22/15 9:09am

        If only Jared had gotten Pied Piper involved in the livestream of this instead of the condor egg.

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          e.nonBrendan O'Connor
          5/21/15 11:40pm

          yikes... a few of those critters look like they have a serious skin ailment.

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            HI Ed McDunnough JrBrendan O'Connor
            5/21/15 11:33pm

            No offense to the walruses but it looks like they smell really bad. Sorry!

            GIF
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              KithAndKenMargerumBrendan O'Connor
              5/21/15 11:33pm

              No offense to the walruses but it looks like they smell really bad. Sorry!

              I think you are confusing the Walrus with the Eggman.

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