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    MizJenkinsHudson Hongo
    5/19/15 12:04am

    God that kid is such an egregious douchebag. There really are no words. Somewhere Chet Haze is hella jealous.

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      jeffvanhungryMizJenkins
      5/19/15 12:07am

      What is a Chet Haze?

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      Vectoriousjeffvanhungry
      5/19/15 12:39am

      I’m jealous that you don’t know. I wish I could not know...

      *runs away crying*

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    GregSamsaHudson Hongo
    5/19/15 12:17am

    Seriously, though. Are we sure he’s not actually posing as Dame Edna Everage posing as Batman? Because that’d be pretty impressive through-the-looking-glass shit.

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      Shut Up!GregSamsa
      5/19/15 12:37am

      Perfection. Haven’t laughed out loud by anything on the internet in a while.

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      GregSamsaShut Up!
      5/19/15 1:02am

      Here, dear. Have some gladioli.

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    Cam/ronHudson Hongo
    5/19/15 12:14am

    A sign that I’m growing old, I just don’t understand the “coolness” of Jaden’s outfit. Excuse me, it’s 9 p.m. and I gotta go to bed.

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      Missypoo50Cam/ron
      5/19/15 12:38am

      Rest well, Grandpa!

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      Shut Up!Cam/ron
      5/19/15 12:39am

      Snap the fuck out of it! Pull yourself together man. That outfit is uncool from ages 0 - 120.

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    Negative, I'm a Meat PopsicleHudson Hongo
    5/19/15 1:14am

    He just seems always “on”. These are my least favorite people to be around. He seems exhausting to be around. I’m exhausted just by looking at these pics. I'm going to bed.

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      Negative, I'm a Meat PopsicleNegative, I'm a Meat Popsicle
      5/19/15 9:32am

      Also, the look he has in pics - even at his prom! - is never of “I enjoy being with you,” but rather “I enjoy hanging around me.”

      Exhausting.

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      Golden Spider DuckNegative, I'm a Meat Popsicle
      5/19/15 10:32am

      I can’t agree with these two posts enthusiastically enough. You’ve got it, you are JUST RIGHT.

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    Mr. BeastHudson Hongo
    5/19/15 12:05am

    Don’t you have to attend school to go to prom?

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      Missypoo50Hudson Hongo
      5/19/15 12:37am

      Is it wrong that I don't remember what my prom date wore to our prom?

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        Gabrielle CyniqueMissypoo50
        5/19/15 12:51am

        As long as you remember that awkward sweet fumbling post-prom doing it.

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      whatseriouslywhatHudson Hongo
      5/19/15 3:11am

      Every time I see Will Smith on a talk show pretending to be normal and approachable all I can think about are Willow and Jaden and their complete insufferability. Jada and Will are both charismatic people, they must be fucking up pretty badly as parents for their spawn to turn out like this.

      Also, the Amy Pascal emails to Scott Rudin about them were so on point and hilarious.

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        OKTOBERFISTwhatseriouslywhat
        5/19/15 6:42am

        I’d agree except their kids are just outgoing weirdos, not delinquents, sullen sociopaths, or strident fundies

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        SplatworthyOKTOBERFIST
        5/19/15 9:34am

        Wait for it.

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      e.nonHudson Hongo
      5/19/15 12:11am

      note to will and jada — stop with the desperate pda and pay some attention to your kids.

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        ScissorsBelleHudson Hongo
        5/19/15 12:18am

        If you ask me, the girl’s outfit is worse than his.

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          KMCScissorsBelle
          5/19/15 12:54am

          In her defense what the fuck do you wear when your date says he’s dressing as a cross between a storm trooper and batman? And maybe her family doesn’t have millions of dollars. She’s a very beautiful girl.

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        G3istbotHudson Hongo
        5/19/15 12:23pm

        In the first picture I immediately thought “Please tell me he’s wearing a cape with those ridiculous moon boots”, and I only had to scroll down a bit to confirm.

        The best part about the whole thing, is the cape literally looks like he just grabbed a bed sheet and threw it on.

        This outfit is totally not ok, he looks like a joke.

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