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    toothpetardHudson Hongo
    5/17/15 6:13pm

    I was told armed societies were polite.

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      ManchuCandidatetoothpetard
      5/17/15 6:20pm

      Dead people are polite until they spill blood and guts on you.

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      jeffvanhungrytoothpetard
      5/17/15 6:21pm

      Listen, there's no need to bring the right to bear arms into this, ok? It's in the Constitution. The Constitution says we have the right to bear arms. We do. The Constitution is a prophetic document that was authored by some REALLY smart dudes who peeked through the window to "the future" and accounted for everything when they drafted it. Seriously. I have it on good information that the Constitution that we know is like version 27 of the Constitution, as drafted. So if you want to talk about guns, take it up with Messrs. Jefferson, Madison, Washington, Scalia, and Kennedy. Otherwise get out of here with that. K?

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    jecableguyHudson Hongo
    5/17/15 6:15pm

    WTF white on white crime...I blame a lack of fathers

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      toothpetardjecableguy
      5/17/15 6:16pm

      That’s not crime, it’s the ringing out of freedominess.

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      ManchuCandidatejecableguy
      5/17/15 6:20pm

      I blame Country and Western music.

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    HawkwiseHudson Hongo
    5/17/15 6:11pm

    Now Obama is using biker gangs to invade Texas? What's next?!?!

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      ManchuCandidateHawkwise
      5/17/15 6:19pm

      Godzilla. Shhhhhhh

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      DogfishAlibiHawkwise
      5/17/15 6:38pm

      Lesbian Muslims, of course!

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    gramercypoliceHudson Hongo
    5/17/15 6:26pm

    Police think they know what started the melee, and they’re looking for a person of interest.

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      Cam/rongramercypolice
      5/17/15 6:38pm

      “You don’t want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I’m a loner, Dottie. A REBEL.”

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      gramercypoliceCam/ron
      5/17/15 6:47pm

      I’M TRYING TO USE THE PHONE!

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    NonServiamHudson Hongo
    5/17/15 6:13pm

    Men can’t control their emotions.

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      RealFlamingjuneNonServiam
      5/17/15 7:29pm

      I love you. 4 realz.

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      Micro-dosing Gawker's TearsNonServiam
      5/17/15 7:35pm

      All their periods synced up and it went downhill from there.

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    DanCopelandHudson Hongo
    5/17/15 6:14pm

    White leaders need to address this epidemic of white on white crime.

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      HypnoCatHudson Hongo
      5/17/15 6:19pm

      I simply can’t picture that much ass crack all moving around at once.

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        David Bowie's Grey PantsHypnoCat
        5/17/15 7:22pm

        For being such big homophobes, rural white guys sure do like to expose their asses a lot. While riding amtrak a few years back we were mooned by a row of about a dozen biker dudes as we passed by a their shop. Oh, the pale hairy buttcheeks.

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        FridayNextDavid Bowie's Grey Pants
        5/17/15 8:47pm

        New name for a band: Fuzzy Coinslot.

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      DCguyHudson Hongo
      5/17/15 6:16pm

      What will the NRA say? I assume the bikers are all white guys, so I’d also assume they have a way to rationalize all this carnage.

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        better red than deadDCguy
        5/17/15 6:44pm

        Probably shouldn’t assume that. The Bandidos in Texas have a lot of Hispanic members. Not sure about their potential rivals (Mongols? Texas is not Hells Angels territory.).

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        Book AkiDCguy
        5/17/15 8:31pm

        my money is “media blowing this way out of proportion”

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      The Alvin Greene DreamHudson Hongo
      5/17/15 6:15pm

      When the shooting stops and they give the “All clear!” a subtle scent wafts through the air. That scent, my friends, is called “freedom.”

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        FauxhemianRhapshodyHudson Hongo
        5/17/15 6:17pm

        Which gang refused to give back the garmonbozia?

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          GregSamsaFauxhemianRhapshody
          5/17/15 7:00pm

          Fucking James, I bet. Hurley’s always making the exact wrong choice at the exact right time.

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          FauxhemianRhapshodyGregSamsa
          5/17/15 7:06pm

          Maybe he got too tense ... and he started smoking.

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