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    Icecold DavisGabrielle Bluestone
    5/12/15 11:44pm

    17 Days (Not Counting Weekends) of Lindsay

    is much more compelling than another year of Kristin

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      chattygalIcecold Davis
      5/12/15 11:50pm

      P’shaw!

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      Icecold Davischattygal
      5/12/15 11:55pm

      She really should quit smoking until after the baby is born.

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    Francesco Totti's Splendiferous HairGabrielle Bluestone
    5/12/15 11:40pm

    The only possible explanation is that there are Lindsay clones out there, and Parent Trap wasn’t fake. British Lindsay Lohan is still in Britain, while Californian Lindsay Lohan is doing the service.

    She’s going to make her clones do the community service.

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      Missypoo50Francesco Totti's Splendiferous Hair
      5/12/15 11:46pm

      I support this theory.

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      freetibetwithapurchaseofanentreeFrancesco Totti's Splendiferous Hair
      5/12/15 11:48pm

      I'm guessing they are both the evil twin.

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    America's WangGabrielle Bluestone
    5/13/15 12:21am

    Why am I supposed to wish her ill will again? Hot mess or something?

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      MichaelAmerica's Wang
      5/13/15 12:41am

      I don’t think expecting someone who’s been given every opportunity in life and virtually countless second chances to finally take the minimum amount of responsibility for her actions is wishing I’ll on her.

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      America's WangMichael
      5/13/15 12:49am

      You’re probably right (seriously). Ideally though the fucking article would note what she’s serving community service for.

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    Masshole JamesGabrielle Bluestone
    5/12/15 11:46pm

    But...Mean Girls! Shouldn’t everyone in that movie get a lifetime pass to trample all over our laws? Kill people, drive drunk, star in an Elizabeth Taylor bio-pic, whatever horror they wanna inflict on us, we should look the other way!

    How many times have you all seen that movie? I saw it in the theater four times. I am not ashamed.

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      Kay MarievMasshole James
      5/13/15 12:04am

      Four? You go, Glenn Coco!

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      weirwoodtreehugger3Masshole James
      5/13/15 1:12am

      I’d agree because I adore Mean Girls, but Rachel McAdams was in The Notebook and I can’t excuse anyone for being involved in a Nicholas Sparks adaptation.

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    VectoriousGabrielle Bluestone
    5/12/15 11:43pm
    GIF
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      TheSingularityGabrielle Bluestone
      5/12/15 11:40pm

      It’s like she begs and pleads and taunts, trying desperately to get into jail about once a year, and they just won’t let her in.

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        gramercypoliceGabrielle Bluestone
        5/12/15 11:51pm

        Lindsay is like George Costanza, if he was a 17-year old girl with a substance abuse problem.

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          HubcapJennyGabrielle Bluestone
          5/13/15 9:20am

          She seems like she could actually benefit from the structure and slower pace of prison life.

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            Citizen-KangGabrielle Bluestone
            5/13/15 12:11am

            Can we get a daily update on her progress? I thought I was excited about the new Mad Max movie, but it’s pretty obvious the LiLo Show is the real nailbiter. I’m going to quote a fellow commenter: I’ll pay for the whole seat, but I’ll only need the edge.

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              Cloud McSpanksGabrielle Bluestone
              5/12/15 11:40pm

              I’m sure Lindsay’s lawyer is nice, but I’m tired of black women making excuses for the innate criminality of white women.

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                fightorfleeCloud McSpanks
                5/13/15 12:01am

                Your comment is so full of win. Made my night.

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