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    HypnoCatJay Hathaway
    5/11/15 11:59am

    Sounds exhausting.

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      RandyMagnumHypnoCat
      5/11/15 12:08pm

      You can hear the muffled screams.

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      Cam/ronHypnoCat
      5/11/15 12:11pm

      I just hope he wiped his dipstick.

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    RealSmokeyJoeJay Hathaway
    5/11/15 11:57am

    Just for the record, I’d like to point out that Brazil is not in Florida.

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      BrownBreadRealSmokeyJoe
      5/11/15 11:59am

      Glad we got that out of the way.

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      DarigaazRealSmokeyJoe
      5/11/15 12:03pm

      He would have needed a stepping stool to fuck one of those jacked up trucks.

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    Kenhe LoginJay Hathaway
    5/11/15 12:08pm

    This is both crazy and disturbing. Why the heck would someone fuck a car’s tailpipe when the fuel port makes much more sense? Amirite?

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      EastboundStumptownKenhe Login
      5/11/15 12:14pm

      Because...the tailpipe is just hotter and dirtier...

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      cheerful_exgirlfriendKenhe Login
      5/11/15 12:47pm

      You can also burn yourself on that tailpipe like this guy may have.

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    cheerful_exgirlfriendJay Hathaway
    5/11/15 12:08pm

    That car can’t be more than 5 years old. I don’t care that he sticks his dick in cars but he should find a model closer to his own age.

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      wyominghippiecheerful_exgirlfriend
      5/11/15 1:26pm

      And what’s fucked up is, he told it he was going to use the hatchback and was then all “whoops wrong hole.” Fucker.

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    davidj211Jay Hathaway
    5/11/15 11:56am

    I hear you can get an STI from doing this sort of thing.

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      2DollarzJay Hathaway
      5/11/15 11:57am

      Yeah, but dat Ass(ton Martin)

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        HandsomeMonicaLewinsky2Dollarz
        5/11/15 12:08pm

        No

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      stuckonrewindJay Hathaway
      5/11/15 11:58am

      If you’re going to marry a car, at least the VW Beetle seems the most likely to love you back.

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        MizJenkinsJay Hathaway
        5/11/15 12:20pm

        I mean...this is tip-toeing up to the line of mocking the mentally ill, no? Bless.

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          Kenhe LoginJay Hathaway
          5/11/15 12:26pm

          I’m genuinely surprised that this story isn’t cross posted on Jalopnik. Many of their readers are really into cars.

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            ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeJay Hathaway
            5/11/15 12:29pm

            This is every Miata owner ever.

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              TeenageMutantKinja╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
              5/11/15 1:37pm

              I thought Miata owners were all bottoms ?

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              Engineer_I_am╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
              5/11/15 3:56pm

              May Lord have mercy on your soul if this gets posted on Jalopnik.

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