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    secretagentmanHudson Hongo
    5/10/15 5:15pm

    I love that the tv station included the fact that she had wings tattooed on her back. Obviously a tramp stamp makes this situation even more deviant. Also fuck off channel 8.

    ETA: Also, the cops told them? Or they wrote it on the police report?

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      CollieFlowersecretagentman
      5/10/15 5:31pm

      how dare they slut shame a would-be statutory rapist.

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      BlackMarketChimpCollieFlower
      5/10/15 5:46pm

      You really are an idiot, aren’t you?

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    ThisCharmlessManHudson Hongo
    5/10/15 5:26pm

    “Show me again how many times 18 goes into 45.”

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      Open RhoadesThisCharmlessMan
      5/10/15 6:17pm

      Almost once.

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      DrBloodThisCharmlessMan
      5/10/15 6:31pm

      Funniest comment I have read in ages. +2.5 stars

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    sui_generisHudson Hongo
    5/10/15 5:08pm

    I really hope this woman doesn’t have kids only a little older than that student, otherwise Mother’s Day is gonna be rough...

    “We were gonna get you a present, but seeing as how you already got yourself Jimmy from my 5th period Math class, we decided not to...”

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      Lenny Valentinsui_generis
      5/10/15 5:19pm

      According to the post, that "kid" is a man, an adult. So not really much to get panties in a bind over (*ahem*) here...

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      Rum Raisinsui_generis
      5/10/15 5:45pm

      Jimmy is the gift that keeps giving

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    ToyMatineeHudson Hongo
    5/10/15 5:14pm

    Georgia delivers a hard right! Florida is staggering, up against the ropes! But here’s Florida, off the ropes and swinging! The winner by knockout - Florida! And Florida retains its title as World Florida of the World.

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      TheChurchofGeorgeMichaelToyMatinee
      5/10/15 6:30pm

      When it comes to student-teacher shenanigans, no one beats Alabama

      http://www.al.com/opinion/index.…

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      wittylibrarianTheChurchofGeorgeMichael
      5/11/15 12:11am

      Wasn’t there one year in Florida where five separate teacher/student sexing scandals took place? 1996 or so? Maybe 1998...

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    MenstrualKrampusHudson Hongo
    5/10/15 5:03pm

    “Mavericks in Education.”

    You can’t make this shit up.

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      BaggyTrousers3MenstrualKrampus
      5/10/15 5:09pm

      Seriously. I was just going to say it writes itself.

      Krista is a dedicated educator who is committed to student success. She goes above and beyond to make sure that her students and staff are successful.

      From LinkedIn.

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      Floating Adam WestMenstrualKrampus
      5/10/15 5:12pm
      GIF
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    Masshole JamesHudson Hongo
    5/10/15 5:06pm

    I don’t know why we’re surprised when this happens between a high school principal and a student. Don’t most of us meet our significant others at work?

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      IWasCorporateRejectMasshole James
      5/10/15 5:20pm
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      Masshole JamesIWasCorporateReject
      5/10/15 6:02pm

      I would know what that meant if I watched that show. I feel so uncool.

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    Touchdown TommyHudson Hongo
    5/10/15 5:06pm

    “She continued to tell me that she had just met him, that she was lonely, she had just picked him up down the street and brought him here to get to know him,” police said.

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      Deadly the EternalTouchdown Tommy
      5/10/15 5:21pm

      If I was any good at Photoshop, I’d photoshop Joe Biden touching his nose to a bunch of different things.

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    mostyoulostonacointossHudson Hongo
    5/10/15 5:03pm

    Florida Principal Caught in Car With Weed, Student, Unbuttoned Shirt and Eyebrow Pencil

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      pasDefargemostyoulostonacointoss
      5/10/15 7:41pm

      Without fail.

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      UnicornIceCreampasDefarge
      5/10/15 9:04pm

      agreed ( except divine is loved)

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    DamatoCorpHudson Hongo
    5/10/15 5:04pm

    “I won’t tell you whether I had been smoking marijuana, but THAT marijuana HAD been smoked. Whew, nailed it Krista.”

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      Hingle McCringleberryDamatoCorp
      5/10/15 5:12pm

      WAIT, no, didn’t nail it! Didn’t nail it! I swear!

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      JimEmeryDamatoCorp
      5/10/15 5:38pm

      It’s actually a good way to illustrate to high-school kids the difference between the active and passive voice:

      “We smoked marijuana.” vs “Marijuana had been smoked.”

      See also: “We made mistakes.” vs “Mistakes were made.”

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    CtrlAltDefeatHudson Hongo
    5/10/15 5:58pm

    a for-profit charter school chain

    The most disgusting fact about this story.

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      imajayCtrlAltDefeat
      5/11/15 3:14am

      Thank. You.

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