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    R2D2ESQErin Gloria Ryan
    5/06/15 2:06pm

    What the fuck is her sales pitch for why she should be President? She’s only known for one thing, and that thing is managing to climb the corporate ladder right up to the level where she failed miserably in a way that negatively impacted the lives of hundreds of thousands of people.*

    *remember that most of the 30k people who were laid off had families

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      Erin Gloria RyanR2D2ESQ
      5/06/15 2:26pm

      The GOP just needs a woman to yell at Hillary Clinton for optics.

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      JammerR2D2ESQ
      5/06/15 2:35pm

      The Republican former-businessperson line when running for office is usually that people should vote for them because they’re “job creators” (ex. Mitt Romney.) That, uhhhh... doesn’t really fly when the first thing people learn about you is how many people you’ve laid off.

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    fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrErin Gloria Ryan
    5/06/15 2:02pm

    Free article idea: find a human being excited about the prospect of Carly Fiorina being president.

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      GinAndTonic Got Stuck in the Barneyfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      5/06/15 2:05pm

      I live in San Jose (so, Silicon Valley, in a state where she had a failed run for governor), and the local NBC affiliate went out to get the public’s opinion on her running. No one knew who she was, unless she laid them off. One guy said, “I’ve never heard of him.” LOL.

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      Joseph Finnfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      5/06/15 2:06pm

      Carly Fiorina?

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    arewemenoramidevoErin Gloria Ryan
    5/06/15 2:14pm

    So, the election is next week, right? I mean, there wouldn’t be so much rabble and noise and gibbering in the media if the election weren’t next week and we were about to be rid of all this madness. Right?

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      dalilaarewemenoramidevo
      5/06/15 3:36pm

      You wish.

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      arewemenoramidevodalila
      5/06/15 3:38pm

      I do. With every stringy fiber of my being.

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    mcstabbypantsErin Gloria Ryan
    5/06/15 2:52pm

    I think she should announce Donald Trump as her hypothetical running mate. That would be perfection.

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      CollieFlowermcstabbypants
      5/06/15 3:11pm

      ideal 2016 republican ticket:

      Fiorina: “We have taught each other many things about politics, budgets, running businesses, and, though it is strange to say... passion.”

      *drooling, open mouthed kiss in front of disgusted audience; spouses and campaign managers shake head despondently*

      Trump: “I also want to take this moment to announce that we will be the first polyamarous candidates running for the roles of president and vice president.”

      Fiorina/Trump 2016 : Free love trumps all

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      mcstabbypantsCollieFlower
      5/06/15 5:27pm

      OMG - I had in mind something more like Trump telling Fiorina halfway during the campaign “You’re fired,” and taking over as Presidential nominee or something. Yours is way more interesting/disgusting, though!

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    OzillaErin Gloria Ryan
    5/06/15 2:05pm

    Who actually tells some people they should run for president?

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      KristenfromMAOzilla
      5/06/15 2:09pm

      Why Jeezus himself!

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      _Mr_X_Ozilla
      5/06/15 2:14pm

      Political consultants who will make a bunch of $$ regardless of how shitty the campaign is.

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    JenJenBoBenErin Gloria Ryan
    5/06/15 2:37pm

    Her website matches her outfit.

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      Erin Gloria RyanJenJenBoBen
      5/06/15 3:32pm

      That was deliberate :)

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    Tabby GevinsonErin Gloria Ryan
    5/06/15 3:37pm

    The reason that people like Fiorina and Carson run for President is because the GOP has turned their primary process into a crowdfunding / PR scam.

    Candidates get to accept donations from useful idiot even though they have no hope (or realistic chance of) success, and when they inevitably lose they get to write “former GOP Presidential candidate” on the jackets of their terrible books, thus increasing their sales and/or speaking fees.

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      NomNom83Tabby Gevinson
      5/06/15 4:23pm

      You get it, Tabby.

      Everyone else, see: Sarah Palin*.

      * Yes, yes, I know, she didn’t actually run for Prez. But remember in 2012 when she teased that she was thinking about it even though she had made her decision not to run months before?

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    HillbillarincessErin Gloria Ryan
    5/06/15 2:23pm

    Me! I'm very attracted to twinkly-eyed human smirks!!!!

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      Laney_SaysHillbillarincess
      5/06/15 2:39pm

      I just saw him do stand-up this past weekend and the camera crew was NOT doing a good job. I needed them to zoom in so I could see the adorable faces he makes when he tells particularly ridiculous jokes!

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      ForTheWebsHillbillarincess
      5/06/15 3:24pm

      Right?! That’s such an apt characterization of his whole...thing he has going on.

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    000Erin Gloria Ryan
    5/06/15 2:18pm

    Carly Fiorina Is Bad http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/carly-…

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      32_FootstepsErin Gloria Ryan
      5/06/15 4:55pm

      Wait, I get called antisocial for inventing new curse words while playing Mario Kart, but she treats ruining 30,000 jobs as a joke?

      That’s not fair.

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        IHaveThoughts Thinks 2016 Has No Chill32_Footsteps
        5/06/15 8:17pm

        What curse words, tho? My friend just downloaded 200cc on MarioKart 8 and I need some fresh material.

        Also Carly Fiorina can’t make a joke because she is the joke. Much like GOP primaries. Please, someone help us. Canada? We can make this work.

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        32_FootstepsIHaveThoughts Thinks 2016 Has No Chill
        5/06/15 8:34pm

        They’re unholy combinations of English, French, and Japanese - it sounds like I’m having an epileptic fit while reading a dictionary.

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