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    The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsMarie Lodi
    5/02/15 5:50pm

    “he didn’t mention just exactly how they could have gotten on a man’s fine beard in the first place.”

    *raises hand*

    “OH! OH! I KNOW! I KNOW!”

    GIF

    P.S. “Studies” can fuck right off! :)

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      batistedryshampooThe Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabySteps
      5/02/15 5:53pm

      Just when you thought motor-boating couldn’t get any worse...

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      The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsbatistedryshampoo
      5/02/15 5:54pm

      Right? Hazardous for your beard!

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    tornadosfirstcatMarie Lodi
    5/02/15 5:44pm

    I’ve always disliked facial hair. I feel totally justified now.

    GIF
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      Elmer_Fuddruckertornadosfirstcat
      5/02/15 5:56pm

      Hush.

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      Masshole Jamestornadosfirstcat
      5/02/15 5:57pm

      One gets a sense of dirtiness, even if the guy with the beard is dressed well. Not sexy.

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    000Marie Lodi
    5/02/15 5:55pm

    Study Says Men Are Gross and Filled With Poop

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      The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabySteps000
      5/02/15 6:15pm

      The truth hurts sometimes!

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      000The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabySteps
      5/02/15 6:17pm
      GIF
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    Mo-Marie Lodi
    5/02/15 5:49pm

    I call bullshit on this. Like all things, if your hygiene is poor without a beard, it will be poor with a beard. There is no reason ANY man’s beard should contain fecal matter. NONE. Even if you go down on someone and they’re not having the freshest of days, you STILL wash your beard, you nasty fucker. If you change a diaper and then touch your face (as one does) you STILL wash your beard, you nasty fucker.

    I do not except that men are just walking around with doo doo faces just because they happen to have beards. Stop it...

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      Aiwaz418Mo-
      5/02/15 5:57pm

      Precisely.

      This is just clickbait nonsense.

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      Mr. Ogre of the Atlantic Canadian Ogres, of course.Mo-
      5/02/15 5:58pm

      I use a dab of shampoo on my beard when I shower and when i wash up. It’s not rocket science, people. Currently I have a long Goatee, but I’ve had all different kinds of beards for many years with a general trend to exposing more face as I get older. I’m sure Freud would have something to say about that.

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    lady rainicornMarie Lodi
    5/02/15 5:56pm

    Slightly on but off-topic: my boyfriend doesn’t wash his hands nearly as much as I think a person should. I know this is like maybe controversial, but I think you should wash your hands even if you’re just peeing because you’re touching the toilet seat (if you’re raising it up as a dude) or the flush handle. A RINSE UNDER WATER DOESN’T DO SHIT. I’m also the kind of person that washes her hands immediately after coming home from wherever I was outside, but I don’t expect all people to do that, so I’m more lax in that aspect. But the peeing thing? It icks me out. How do I approach this subject without sounding demanding or crazy or neurotic? Because I swear, I AM NOT. *gnashes teeth*

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinalady rainicorn
      5/02/15 6:30pm

      He’ll just see it as nagging. Pretty much you have to decide to accept this, or not. Or sign him up for nursing courses.

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      grosslady rainicorn
      5/02/15 6:36pm

      Do you get sick a lot? There’s a good reason that you’re not supposed to wash your hands excessively.

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    Feminist KittenjoyMarie Lodi
    5/02/15 5:42pm

    Beard, (poo)schmeared. I’m all about the tattoos.

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      Feminist KittenjoyFeminist Kittenjoy
      5/02/15 5:47pm

      Add kittens to the mix and I don’t care WHAT’S in that beard.

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      zephyr_haversackFeminist Kittenjoy
      5/02/15 6:17pm

      Maybe kitten poo.

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    MarieAntoinetteMarie Lodi
    5/02/15 5:47pm

    I KNEW IT. I’m going to mention this every time Mr. Antoinette starts fantasizing about having a full beard again. Shave that nasty thing off.

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      manybellsdownsipsPiglioGriglioMarieAntoinette
      5/02/15 7:33pm

      I’m not letting Mr. Bells shave his, because he did once and he looked 19. It was horrifying.

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      MenstrualKrampusmanybellsdownsipsPiglioGriglio
      5/02/15 8:29pm

      This is what happens when my husband shaves his beard

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    HarvestMoonMarie Lodi
    5/02/15 5:50pm

    Men with Beards: Wash your hands after using the bathroom, otherwise all that pensive beard stroking you do is gross.

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      crowTrobotHarvestMoon
      5/02/15 6:01pm

      You’re dismissing the utilitarian aspect of the beard.

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      Mr. Ogre of the Atlantic Canadian Ogres, of course.HarvestMoon
      5/02/15 6:02pm

      Good point actually...wash your hands...well, everybody.

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    HarvestMoonMarie Lodi
    5/02/15 5:50pm
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      IWASDARTHVADER's death star canteenHarvestMoon
      5/03/15 11:38am

      This is the most stately fucking gentleman I have ever seen. I’d like to give him an award.

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      namastaciIWASDARTHVADER's death star canteen
      5/03/15 4:50pm

      Hmmm...”award.” Is that what they’re calling it now? If so, I also have something to give him.

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    LaserScrewdrivrMarie Lodi
    5/02/15 5:51pm

    Every time you flush a toilet, it releases an aerosol spray of tiny tainted water droplets. Mythbusters proved this.

    So there is poop everywhere. Our beards, toothbrush, and hair combs. This also includes your wife’s/girlfriends hairbrush and toothbrush

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      Colored FrancieLaserScrewdrivr
      5/02/15 5:54pm

      I heard about the spray thing on Dr. Oz (something he’s gotten right!). And I’d also heard factoids before about toothbrushes.

      Curious why the researchers didn’t do a similar swab for dude without beards, just for comparison’s sake.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaLaserScrewdrivr
      5/02/15 6:24pm

      I don’t know why more people don’t put down the lid before flushing. Maybe it’s easy for me to remember ‘cause I keep mine down all the time (gross cat who will drink from toilets), but, I mean, once you know about aerosolization... who wouldn’t? That spray dries in no time and the bacteria die, it’s not gonna kill you or anything, but I’m sure we’d all just as soon not have it on us all the same.

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