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    fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrBobby Finger
    4/28/15 10:53am

    uh.

    so,

    like,

    what if it breaks

    inside of you.

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      Morifarty's ringtonefighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      4/28/15 10:55am

      You, your loved one, and the inevitable yeast infection that follows are together forever.

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      ihatepickingnamesfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      4/28/15 10:56am

      Finally, your lover’s truly inside you one last time.

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    000Bobby Finger
    4/28/15 11:06am
    GIF
    GIF
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      randilyn000
      4/28/15 12:13pm
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      000randilyn
      4/28/15 12:27pm
      GIF
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    Morifarty's ringtoneBobby Finger
    4/28/15 10:53am

    I can't wait to murder Fighting Polish so I can honor his memory the right way.

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      fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrMorifarty's ringtone
      4/28/15 10:55am

      we’ll be together 4ever <3<3<3<3

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      Morifarty's ringtonefighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      4/28/15 10:56am

      At least the important parts.

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    KurtneyLove Bobby Finger
    4/28/15 10:51am

    Memory BOX.

    Ha.

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      HaHaYouFoolKurtneyLove
      4/28/15 11:03am

      The handyman at the place I used to work was insanely hot, and my co-worker friend and I used to send each other inappropriate emails with links to panting women gifs about him all the time. Once, a woman from a different department, who was famously staid and humorless sent an all-staff email with instructions for how to request said handyman’s services in moving and unloading boxes after we’d had a big company-wide convention. I forwarded the email to my friend and was all like, “Tyler can move my box all day long, amirite??” Except I didn’t forward it to my friend. I replied to the humorless woman. Who was exactly the type to go to HR with a complaint of inappropriate behavior for something like that. But was also humorless enough that it wasn’t outside the realm of possibility that she may have missed the joke entirely. I agonized over what to do, and managed to find a way to feel her out with a non-apology apology, and it was all fine, though I felt awkward around her for ages afterward.

      Fast forward about three years, I don’t work there anymore, and my friend reports back to me that through some tortured chain of events she learned that the humorless woman, in fact, DID NOT get the joke. Turns out this middle aged woman had no idea that the word “box” was slang for vagina.

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      KurtneyLove HaHaYouFool
      4/28/15 11:06am

      Poor dumb box. And I’m a dumb box so I can say that.

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    VonQuesoBobby Finger
    4/28/15 11:05am

    Came to post the 65 wat meme, will be blessing this thread with this instead:

    GIF
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      VonQuesoVonQueso
      4/28/15 11:06am

      DAMMIT KINJA POST MY GIF

      Edit: Kinja: ? VonQueso: 1

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    AnonymousCivilPersonBobby Finger
    4/28/15 10:52am

    This is perfect for this guy I know. RIP Ashy Larry

    GIF
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      tastefulTandABobby Finger
      4/28/15 11:04am

      I’ll wait for the next model of scent diffuser/iPhone speaker/funeral urn/dildo that has an espresso function.

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        JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereBobby Finger
        4/28/15 10:55am

        I’m terrible with the metric system; how many inches is 21 grams?

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          This is my burner.There are many like it, but this one is mine.JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
          4/28/15 10:57am

          4 stone? ...A stone?

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          the dudeJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
          4/28/15 11:59am

          The answer is 5 cubits. 5 cubits.

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        SpriginthebigcityBobby Finger
        4/28/15 10:55am

        I assumed Mark wrote this and thought SOMEONE CHECK ON ALLEN.

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          GinAndTonic Got Stuck in the BarneyBobby Finger
          4/28/15 11:10am

          So it’s an urn-dildo-music player-perfume atomizer. So you can fuck yourself with the ashes of your dead lover while music and scents waft out of your pussy.

          Only a dude would invent this.

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            WynnGinAndTonic Got Stuck in the Barney
            4/28/15 11:13am

            Or Xzibit.

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            ChalupaBatwomanWynn
            4/28/15 1:07pm

            "Yo dawg, I heard you like music and masturbation while simulatenously mourning the loss of your lover, so we put his ashes in a dildo speaker so you can beat off while you weep!"

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