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    XofEllie Shechet
    4/21/15 3:16pm

    For a mere $5,000.00 I will light your expensive weed for you, inhale it, blow it into a hand crafted gold leafed crystal chalice, and deliver it to your door. When you get the munchies I will also eat snack foods in front of you for the low price of $350.00

    C'mon rich people this is a steal!

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      GinAndTonic Got Stuck in the BarneyXof
      4/21/15 3:19pm

      I have so many business ideas right now. I grew up eating off of the good china, I went to private school, I can make this happen.

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      XofGinAndTonic Got Stuck in the Barney
      4/21/15 3:20pm

      Let's team up, I came from the wrong side of the tracks and know people in low places.

      There is a movie deal here somewhere too.

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    GinAndTonic Got Stuck in the BarneyEllie Shechet
    4/21/15 3:17pm

    Anyone stupid enough to pay $700/ounce for weed deserves it. I got a bunch of shwaggy shake with seeds that I’m willing to sell for $1000.

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      LadyGrinningSoulGinAndTonic Got Stuck in the Barney
      4/21/15 3:24pm

      Just give it a fancy name and wrap it in gold. Rich people will line up for that shake!

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      GinAndTonic Got Stuck in the BarneyLadyGrinningSoul
      4/21/15 3:27pm

      I WILL CALL IT GOLD FLAKE (TM).

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    OMG!PONIES!Ellie Shechet
    4/21/15 3:24pm

    Fuck all that.

    I’ll stick with my $6 rolling machine, my $2 pack of rolling papers, and my $1 pack of cardboard tips. And my “stoner” clothing... It’s called a Hanes tee shirt and a pair of Old Navy cargo shorts.

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      Morifarty's ringtoneOMG!PONIES!
      4/21/15 3:40pm

      Okay but you need to burn those shorts you are better than this.

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      OMG!PONIES!Morifarty's ringtone
      4/21/15 3:46pm

      I most certainly do not. They are comfortable. More comfortable than pants, which are nothing more than prison for your legs.

      #teamshorts

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    Morifarty's ringtoneEllie Shechet
    4/21/15 3:16pm

    She’s trying to change weed’s image with her Beverly Hills Cannabis Club, which sells “designer” pot targeted to women that runs for $700 an ounce and comes wrapped in gold foil. To go with it, she’s created a range of $15,000 pavé diamond vaporizers (“why not make it a luxury fashion accessory?”), plus she’s got a series of 420-friendly, Soho House-style hotels and a Stiletto Stoner clothing line in the works.

    If I’m spending $700 for an oz of weed it better actually be fucking cocaine.

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      Falcon Depth BrunchMorifarty's ringtone
      4/21/15 3:20pm

      ...and I had better be able to do it off the abs of a 19 year old musician named Dave.

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      EleanorBoozaveltMorifarty's ringtone
      4/21/15 3:21pm
      GIF
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    PrettyRealEllie Shechet
    4/21/15 3:19pm

    Don’t most people just grow their own weed? This is a serious question- I’ve grown my own for over a decade and never thought much about it. One or two plants, right in my kitchen on the counter. I have a grow light right above where they sit. AK47. Seriously, doesn’t everyone do this? What is so Hi Dollar about WEED? My neighbor is on hospice care and his wife comes to me for weed, I give it to them, but I keep wondering: why don’t they just grow some? Is this not a thing?

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      GinAndTonic Got Stuck in the BarneyPrettyReal
      4/21/15 3:21pm

      If it were a thing, no one would buy weed. I will NEVER grow my own.

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      lustdrunkwitchPrettyReal
      4/21/15 3:23pm

      Are you in Cali? It’s legal to grow up to 5 plants here, but we haven’t just because it’s so much easier to just go to the dispensary. It’s just such a lot of effort to grow instead. If you’re not somewhere with access though, I definitely understand. We grew a bit when we were in another state and our sources weren’t always reliable.

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    accesskathrynEllie Shechet
    4/21/15 3:24pm

    Overpriced, handcrafted bongs at Anthropologie, ceramic pipes at Pottery Barn, recycled, fairly traded rolling papers from 10,000 Villages. And of course the Martha Stewart line of paraphernalia.

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      LadyGrinningSoulaccesskathryn
      4/21/15 3:36pm

      I would purchase a Martha Stewart vaporizer. As long as the pattern is a cute floral or something.

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      Morifarty's ringtoneaccesskathryn
      4/21/15 3:40pm

      Okay but like I love anthropologie is the thing and I would probably buy a bong from there.

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    CarlySparklesEllie Shechet
    4/21/15 3:15pm

    $300 for an ounce? how much does an ounce last? is that the fancy kind that my ex used to shove in my face and say 'LOOK IT'S PURPLE THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S GOOD'?

    i don't smoke, so i really am lost with this.

    eta : i know what he said is super dumb, even *I'm* not that clueless.

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      lustdrunkwitchCarlySparkles
      4/21/15 3:20pm

      An ounce is quite a bit. Most people buy eighths or quarters of an ounce at a time. Depending how much you smoke that lasts a while. Eights of the good stuff here in Cali cost ~$45-65.

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      GinAndTonic Got Stuck in the Barneylustdrunkwitch
      4/21/15 3:30pm

      CALIFORNIA.

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    andsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbaneEllie Shechet
    4/21/15 3:15pm

    rich people: making things not chill since 10,000BC

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      Falcon Depth Brunchandsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbane
      4/21/15 3:20pm

      Zero Chill.

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    mazzieDEllie Shechet
    4/21/15 3:23pm

    So everyone may think this is horrible and sucks, and emotionally, I’m there with you. However, I am convinced that the only thing keeping medical marijuana illegal on a federal level is Big Pharma (and why wouldn’t they? Weed has been pretty effective in doing what most major drugs can do), and weed needs to be enough of a business to play the same. They need to have major lobbyists, campaign donations, and so forth (instead of just one really enthusiastic dude lobbying for industrial hemp, who I seem to keep running into for the last 8 years). If major profits from idiotic status symbol weed accessories will allow them to do that, I am for it.

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      AltjadaemazzieD
      4/21/15 4:04pm

      Its not just big pharma, don’t forget the police union and the prison-industrial complex

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      RexpanemazzieD
      4/21/15 4:05pm

      Weed has been pretty effective in doing what most major drugs can do

      lol, no. Not even remotely.

      Weed makes you stoned and can relieve some symptoms of some medical conditions. It doesn’t cure cancer or make dicks hard, those are the top 2 things big pharma targets.

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    CatAssEllie Shechet
    4/21/15 3:37pm

    "No offense to the hippies, but you are the embodiment of pot's negative connotations." So, offense, actually.

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      UnwholesomeCatAss
      4/21/15 4:56pm

      Yeah, a lot of people say “no offence” when they totally mean, “offence”. Like, that is their actual intent. Why waste the breath it takes to say no offence?

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      lawloverCatAss
      4/21/15 6:02pm

      What’s so bad about hairy armpits, anyway? Maybe some of us have cute little tufts of armpit hair and we just like to keep it around.

      Harrumph.

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