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    Morifarty's ringtoneEllie Shechet
    4/21/15 2:32pm

    There is not a single instance on this planet where I would not have sex with Shia, and I don’t care what that says about me because he is a gd dime piece and makes me feel weird things in my bathing suit area.

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      nightvaleMorifarty's ringtone
      4/21/15 2:35pm

      Me too. Never forget...

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      dalilaMorifarty's ringtone
      4/21/15 2:35pm

      Listen. We need to talk. I can’t let you go on like this.

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    La.M.Ellie Shechet
    4/21/15 2:36pm

    Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that person.

    This is the best half birthday gift you ever could have given me. I mean, it’s not until Monday, but I accept this as THE gift.

    Also absolutely would not. And you won’t find me saying that often.

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      GELLA - LLAPLa.M.
      4/21/15 2:46pm

      why even would you?? ewwwwww shrug shrug

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      Snacktastic Part II: the Snack AwakensLa.M.
      4/21/15 2:47pm

      How old are you?

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    lisaroweEllie Shechet
    4/21/15 2:33pm

    is it fake? because it seems like it appeared over night.

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      Goodurslisarowe
      4/21/15 2:35pm

      I was also wondering how the Sam Hell his hair grew so long, so fast, and was trying examine the pics to tell if he got AN EXTENSION RAT TAIL! (Sorry, I just shocked myself there.)

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      La.M.Goodurs
      4/21/15 2:38pm

      AN EXTENSION RAT TAIL!

      Would be the most LeBeouf thing ever.

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    Ms_SaraMarieEllie Shechet
    4/21/15 2:37pm

    This is amazingly fortuitous because I have just copped to my personal embarrassing celebrity crush: Pitbull. I mean, logically he is a ridiculous human being. But, yeah. I'm like magnetized by his incredibly slow and laborious rapping.

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      addictedtosmutMs_SaraMarie
      4/21/15 2:44pm

      My sweet, Southern Belle mama randomly started waxxing poetic (I like to spell ‘waxing’ with two x’s, to make it semi naughty) one day about how she likes “that Pitbull”. She says things like that. About random famous people. Just, out of nowhere. Says she likes them. People like Pitbull (who I would definitely do, yes, please, yes, all my bits all over his face, yes, please rap on my vag). But I get it. I get your Pitbull love.

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      La.M.Ms_SaraMarie
      4/21/15 2:48pm

      SLOW AND LABORIOUS RAPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Are we jumping ahead in the Would U syllabus? Because Pitbull can get it. Forever.

      GIF
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    fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrEllie Shechet
    4/21/15 2:34pm

    I read your first line like Maya Rudolph http://www.hulu.com/watch/19276

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      Ellie Shechetfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      4/21/15 2:37pm

      I feel so understood!

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      BurlyqLawyerfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      4/21/15 3:40pm

      Yes! Thank you for reminding me this existed!

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    Yoga Nerd, Maybe DeadEllie Shechet
    4/21/15 2:52pm

    I’m really really worried that when all is said and done, the conditional versions of “Yes” are going to outnumber “No” and that makes me worry about the status of this community moving forward. Where did we go wrong, as a society, as a culture? Can we reverse course?

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      Queen of BithyniaYoga Nerd, Maybe Dead
      4/21/15 3:25pm

      This is exactly the sort of thing I was thinking.

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      Mo-Yoga Nerd, Maybe Dead
      4/21/15 3:34pm

      You’re probably right. I hate longer hair on men. I know it’s illogical and ridiculous, but I cannot stand it. I prefer bald or faded/tempered haircuts. So anything like this is a serious turn off and it makes me wonder about how anyone could find that attractive.

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    GELLA - LLAPEllie Shechet
    4/21/15 2:35pm

    how is that even a question???

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      La.M.GELLA - LLAP
      4/21/15 2:44pm

      GELLA, ‘Would U’ is THE ONLY question.

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      GELLA - LLAPLa.M.
      4/21/15 2:45pm

      I am not crazy, my mother had me tested. Just by looking at this picture my gagging reflex picked up.

      and you?

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    GinAndTonic Got Stuck in the BarneyEllie Shechet
    4/21/15 2:49pm
    GIF
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      Yoga Nerd, Maybe DeadGinAndTonic Got Stuck in the Barney
      4/21/15 2:53pm

      ALL OF THIS

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      LibraryChickGinAndTonic Got Stuck in the Barney
      4/21/15 4:14pm

      Thank you for finding gifs that represent what I am currently doing with my face at the thought of any sort of sexual - OR PHYSICAL - contact with Shia LaBeouf.

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    Lady Hazel of WassernameEllie Shechet
    4/21/15 2:37pm

    HARD pass.

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      ChiTheaterGirlLady Hazel of Wassername
      4/21/15 5:06pm
      GIF
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    keepcalmcarryonEllie Shechet
    4/21/15 3:30pm

    I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train, Not in a car, Not in a tree. I would not do him, Ellie, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not next to a mouse. Or near a fox. I would not do him here or there. I would not do him anywhere!

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      Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.keepcalmcarryon
      4/21/15 3:33pm

      YES! I was waiting for someone to go Seuss on this.

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      keepcalmcarryonOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      4/21/15 3:41pm

      It lent itself so perfectly!

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