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    $kaycogMark Shrayber
    4/15/15 3:34pm

    At least Dolly wins in the big hair department.

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      kkfs$kaycog
      4/15/15 3:41pm

      Has she got a small animal under there?

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      $kaycogkkfs
      4/15/15 3:42pm

      I think she has a big animal under there.

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    a_pink_poodleMark Shrayber
    4/15/15 3:25pm

    My grandma served us tiny tiny servings and my mom told me that she spilled jello on the floor and scooped it back up with a spatula.

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      DashleyinCalia_pink_poodle
      4/15/15 3:28pm

      Was she alive during the Depression? My grandmother once got powdered Ajax all over the stick of butter she was about to put on the table for Thanksgiving, scraped most (but not all) of it off the butter, and put it on the table. I had to quietly warn my dad and sister not to touch it.

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      a_pink_poodleDashleyinCali
      4/15/15 3:35pm

      Very likely she was around during the depression. I could think of a billion more examples too of her behavior.

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    Global BeetMark Shrayber
    4/15/15 3:21pm

    "As well as trying to keep her diabetes under control"

    That's right she does have diabetes doesn't she? All while selling diabetes meds and foods sure to cause diabetes. She truly is evil

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      VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriverGlobal Beet
      4/15/15 3:26pm

      She truly is the physical embodiment of ‘Do as i say, not as i do, or consume deep fried with butter.”

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    thatsslightlyravenMark Shrayber
    4/15/15 3:54pm

    Paula better watch out, Dolly don’t fuck around.

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      UKaraMark Shrayber
      4/15/15 7:36pm

      My grandmother was a terrible cook too. She boiled everything. She didn’t care if it was meat, chicken, fish, brussel sprouts, spinach, or potatoes. Once in a blue moon, she’d cook rice but it was over-boiled. The whole house smelled of a gas-leak. It got so bad that my grandfather learned how to cook. (I know, a man cooking—gasp!) I used to pray that we’d have sandwiches and pickles. Grandma was fun, funny, had real style, and was one of the most interesting people I’ve ever known. I’d rather have a conversation with her than any celebrity chef. But she was not interested in cooking and it showed. So I’ll pass on any place that serves grandma’s home cookin’.

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        VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriverMark Shrayber
        4/15/15 3:25pm

        While the chef and beloved cruise celebrity is also creating a mobile game

        .....wat?

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          ThatsTheBoonesTalkingMark Shrayber
          4/15/15 3:29pm

          I love Dolly Parton.

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            morbid talesMark Shrayber
            4/15/15 3:29pm

            I made many visits to Pigeon Forge for some massive Envangelical Youth Group event in my teen years. The place is full of roadside attractions, carnival rides, arcades and mini golf. Sadly never made my way to Dollywood but one year a woman fell out of one of the carnival rides and died on impact when we were pulling in, it was horrible.

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              wwtddgeekgirlmorbid tales
              4/15/15 4:31pm

              Is it weird that based on your description I kind of want to go there? Poor lady that is horrible though. I was 10 and I saw a guy get struck by lightening at an amusement park. We saw in the paper the next day he lived though.

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              morbid taleswwtddgeekgirl
              4/15/15 4:34pm

              that’s crazy! it was fun as a kid and is definitely heavy on the themed attractions. they had this huge alien arcade I never got to visit

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            EasttoMidwestMark Shrayber
            4/15/15 3:31pm

            Like my grandmother’s table? So there will be matzo ball soup and kugel, and WHO AM I KIDDING, my grandmother was a mother from the 1950s who cooked out of cans, jars, and frozen bags.

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              Abigail HamiltonMark Shrayber
              4/15/15 3:27pm

              Dolly, she who missed the peeing siblings in her bed when she left home and who described the floor of her childhood home during winter as looking like chenille (snow coming up through the cracks between the floorboards), is most definitely not into this. When she wants fake, she wants FAKE, not simulacra. (You can watch all 299:27 of her reading her autobiography to learn more.)

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