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    BlueberrypiesKaryn Polewaczyk
    4/12/15 11:27pm

    Vancouver does have some fantastically bad drivers. This’ just another day in (overpriced) paradise.

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      JiaoJiaoBlueberrypies
      4/12/15 11:31pm

      That was my first thought. Pedestrians gotta be spry out here.

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      BlueberrypiesJiaoJiao
      4/12/15 11:35pm

      Pedestrians also have to remember not to walk out into traffic. In Victoria, far too many people operate on the “I have the right of way!” system, forgetting that they have to give drivers a chance to stop...

      Parking garages are also insane. People race around them like the spots are going to disappear if they go less than 50kmph.

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    DuchessCrazyLindaKaryn Polewaczyk
    4/13/15 12:35am

    Wow, he is actually attractive in the top pic. Color me surprised!

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      GELLA - LLAPDuchessCrazyLinda
      4/13/15 7:00am

      well he is a pretty boy with a nice ass

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      JeremyDuchessCrazyLinda
      4/13/15 9:18am

      He’s one of those guys, that while I don’t feel super proud to admit it, that I would let bang me out five ways from Sunday. He has an air of fratty douchebag about him, but I’d still hit it.

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    divingmissmKaryn Polewaczyk
    4/12/15 11:23pm

    I read this as “Ryan Reynolds was hit by a car in Vancouver (his butt is thankfully ok).”

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      000divingmissm
      4/12/15 11:36pm
      GIF
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      Pie-piedivingmissm
      4/12/15 11:46pm

      Kinja hates my iPad but if it worked the Emma Stone yum gif would be here. Dat. Ass.

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    Falcon Depth BrunchKaryn Polewaczyk
    4/12/15 11:25pm

    Ok guys. I’m sorry. My plan was to knock him out, load him into my trunk, then spend month trying to convince him he loves me. I was not successful but I am sorry. Blake, I guess you can keep him. I’m not ready to coparent.

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      mekkiFalcon Depth Brunch
      4/13/15 12:02am

      Don’t you dare. We’ve been waiting for this Deadpool movie for almost ten years!!

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      Marx and SparksFalcon Depth Brunch
      4/13/15 1:01am

      :(

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    Emma GolddiggerKaryn Polewaczyk
    4/12/15 11:19pm

    You know you’re a terrible person when you read this and your first thought isn’t “Thank God he’s okay” or “Isn’t it awful that our fixation with celebrities is so out of hand that we are quite literally endangering their lives with our need to know their business 24/7,” it’s, “Jesus, publicist Leslie Sloane, the singular is ‘paparazzo.'"

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      financialpantherEmma Golddigger
      4/12/15 11:42pm

      I've had a long day and it took my brain way too many seconds to realize the headline said Reynolds, not Gosling, and that this meant I didn't need to care.

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      financialpantherEmma Golddigger
      4/12/15 11:55pm

      Also:

      “DAMN YOU, paparazzo!!”

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    HappynoodleladyKaryn Polewaczyk
    4/12/15 11:24pm

    I swear, if anyone screws up the Deadpool movie for me before it’s released I’ll...

    probably curl into the fetal position and cry. A lot.

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      Cra. Fub.Happynoodlelady
      4/12/15 11:35pm
      GIF
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      BrianDHappynoodlelady
      4/13/15 11:56am

      agreed

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    BantaroAtHomeKaryn Polewaczyk
    4/12/15 11:38pm

    Let it be known that if some paparazzo interferes with the Deadpool movie, I will hypothetically kick them in the hypothetical junk.

    And since this is a Jezebel post, here’s a comics panel that is it’s own reward.

    And another SFW panel:

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      Cra. Fub.BantaroAtHome
      4/12/15 11:41pm

      *sigh* Reminds me of Scans Daily.

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    SneakysKaryn Polewaczyk
    4/12/15 11:25pm

    I am honestly amazed that there aren’t more accidents involving the paparazzi. Given the lengths they go to get compromising pictures, I’m surprised there isn’t an incident a week. They’re dangerous not just for the celebrities but for the random people who happen to be around.

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      spinstercatladySneakys
      4/13/15 1:08am

      No joke. There are parts of LA that I can’t believe aren’t just full of car wrecks

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    ChickendancerKaryn Polewaczyk
    4/13/15 1:10am

    Sounds like Alexis, Amber, & America may have been more upset about Blake’s denial than we realized. Hiring hitman paps. Poor pants travelers.

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      AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdoChickendancer
      4/13/15 9:47am

      There’s something hilarious to me about calling them “pant travelers”

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    ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Riot GRRR is RUNNING WILDKaryn Polewaczyk
    4/13/15 12:09am

    Man, those DC fanboys will just not let that Green Lantern movie go...

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