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    Emma GolddiggerKara Brown
    4/12/15 8:18pm

    A pool party without the Black Eyed Peas sounds a trillion gajillion times more fun than a pool party with the Black Eyed Peas. I never go to parties unless I can get assurance, in writing, from at least three people, that none of the Black Eyed Peas will be there.

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      jkredwineEmma Golddigger
      4/12/15 9:08pm

      Dude, if any of the Hanson brothers show up at a party I am OUT. I mmmbop out of that motherfucker so fast.

      This pool party looks about as fun as any I’ve been to + Aloe Vera. I say this counts as a win.

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      Emma Golddiggerjkredwine
      4/12/15 9:37pm

      I looked at all the pictures and I was like, “That looks like such a fun pool party, too bad the Black Eyed Peas ruined it” and then I read the happy ending!

      As for the Hanson brothers, I picture them as people who went from being famous and beloved to being mocked and forgotten, which has made them cynical and embittered and very fond of drugs and alcohol, plus they are so desperate to recapture their former glory that they will sacrifice every shred of dignity for just a little bit of attention. Which would make them a lot of fun to party with! (That is the saddest/meanest thing I’ve said in a while. I don’t mean it! I hope all three of the Hansons grew up to be, like, engineers or whatever.)

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    kristinbytesKara Brown
    4/12/15 7:57pm

    While many people are asking why the fuck would some stripe shave their legs, my question is why are the stripes so different on each leg. Was the right leg (photo right, his left) a test leg and the left turned out much better? Was there a contest and the left leg person won? What the story behind these legs?

    So many questions....

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      The Gaysiankristinbytes
      4/12/15 8:00pm

      I saw that picture and I was like:

      I have questions.

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      kristinbytesThe Gaysian
      4/12/15 8:03pm

      I wish Kara had done an interview with those legs. I’m sure she had questions as well. I have no doubt it could also have been a shade lesson which would have made it perfect.

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    The GaysianKara Brown
    4/12/15 7:50pm

    Is this you? You look amazing in this picture! It’s definitely modeling-portfolio worthy.

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      White TearsThe Gaysian
      4/12/15 7:52pm

      She is beautiful!

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      House Milkshaker of DaftbollocksThe Gaysian
      4/12/15 7:57pm

      She is pretty as can be. And I like her lipstick.

      But what is the deal with the random aloe vera? Did they leave it for guests, Gaysian? I am baffled.

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    VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriverKara Brown
    4/12/15 7:57pm

    You then realized it wasn’t Shailene Woodley when there wasn’t a stream of pretentious bullshit coming out of her mouth.

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      JaneEyre27VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriver
      4/12/15 9:13pm

      Totally agree with you, Goon.

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    Kate DriesKara Brown
    4/13/15 8:58am

    Oh. My.

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      VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriverKara Brown
      4/12/15 7:54pm

      I am a mixture of feeling sympathy for the pain that woman is feeling and jealously that as a man society won’t let me strut around in such a bad ass piece of footwear. Seriouly that has to be a +4 to Charisma at the minimum, but probably a hindrance to movement.

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        bananasfor1VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriver
        4/12/15 8:07pm

        Those tan lines would be awful though you might not be missing out

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        captain_spleenVoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriver
        4/12/15 8:11pm

        The man’s version would probably be “utility gladiator sandals”, with velcro on the straps and attachment clips for keys and electronic devices.

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      VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriverKara Brown
      4/12/15 7:54pm

      That trampoline looks a lot more fun than actually listen to the Black Eyed Peas perform. I wish i had a trampoline now.

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        LasEstrellasVoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriver
        4/12/15 11:21pm

        Trampolines are gods gift to orthopedic surgeons.

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      Agent ScullyKara Brown
      4/12/15 8:19pm

      I....kind of want these shoes, and I hate myself for it a little bit.

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        TampaBeeAtch (misplaced witty subname)Agent Scully
        4/12/15 8:22pm

        I totally want them. And I hate myself completely. I’m trying not to google them right now.

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        elainerisleyAgent Scully
        4/12/15 11:10pm

        Imagine the tan lines/ sunburn after wearing these suckers.

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      collierLAKara Brown
      4/12/15 7:52pm

      Kara is too adorable for words.

      I’m kind of into those gladiator sandals, though I don’t believe they’d be my footwear of choice for something billed as a “pool party”?

      DJ Crystal Hefner looooool.

      Will have shaved-stripes-leg-hair nightmares for WEEKS, THANKS SO VERY hurk.

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        Aiwaz418Kara Brown
        4/12/15 7:59pm

        Wait...

        The Black Eyed Peas are still around?

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          The GaysianAiwaz418
          4/12/15 8:01pm

          Apparently? I guess?

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          opheeliaAiwaz418
          4/12/15 8:08pm

          I thought that Super Bowl performance was the end of the end?

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