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    FrolickingGiantJia Tolentino
    4/08/15 11:17am

    I used to hear some really shitty things about her from relatives who grew up in the same town, but damn if she hasn’t won me the fuck over!

    Also those bed linens look wonderful and I would like some.

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      DuchessCrazyLindaFrolickingGiant
      4/08/15 11:26am

      I know! I saw those sheets and was like I NEED THOSE!!!!!!

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      FrolickingGiantDuchessCrazyLinda
      4/08/15 11:27am

      I am constantly getting boring white sheets and i think it is time to mix that shit up!

      ZEBRAS!!!

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    JeremyJia Tolentino
    4/08/15 11:13am

    I feel like I want to be friends with Martha Stewart for real.

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      BobLoblawLawBlogLobsLawBombJeremy
      4/08/15 11:20am

      I mean, you definitely don’t want to be her enemy.

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    JenisaurusRexJia Tolentino
    4/08/15 11:37am

    Oh dammit, Martha. My favorite animal and my favorite color? You got me.

    I totally just bought a set. Dudes, they are 50% off at Macy’s!

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      LipstickonapugJenisaurusRex
      4/08/15 12:10pm

      Plus there is a wow pass and you can save an extra 15%

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      JenisaurusRexLipstickonapug
      4/08/15 12:17pm

      Hells yes! I totally took advantage of that!

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    WellWhatHadHappenWasJia Tolentino
    4/08/15 11:13am

    YES GAWD

    GIF
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      courtJia Tolentino
      4/08/15 11:28am

      Cum rags, ranked: 5. Plain white Hanes T-shirt. 4. Sock, white. 3. Toilet paper. 2. The shower, for God’s sake! 1. Just let it dry right there on your stomach.

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        KurtneyLove Jia Tolentino
        4/08/15 11:24am

        Don’t doubt her thread count came. It is on point.

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          Yoga Nerd, Maybe DeadKurtneyLove
          4/08/15 11:40am

          Please please please tell me that typo was not on purpose because it’s too perfect.

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          KurtneyLove Yoga Nerd, Maybe Dead
          4/08/15 11:46am

          OK. I had to read that three zillion times before I saw it.

          I mean — YES. IT WAS INTENTIONAL. I AM A CUM JOKE GENIUS.

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        DragonsDaughterJia Tolentino
        4/08/15 12:42pm

        I’m sure Ludacris is going to be positively delighted over his twee little animal sheets.

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          all-the-catsJia Tolentino
          4/08/15 11:20am

          I just bought those zebra sheets for my kids and I love them. I’m bummed that they didn’t come in a CA king for me. ;(

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            DuchessCrazyLindaall-the-cats
            4/08/15 11:27am

            Are they really soft? Do they come in Queen size?

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            all-the-catsDuchessCrazyLinda
            4/08/15 11:48am

            They’re not super soft, but I’ve only washed them once. They’re not scratchy. I hate the feeling of new sheets because they’re just kind of too crisp or something, but these ones are fine.

            I’m pretty sure they came in queen size, but check Macy’s in case my memory is shit.

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