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    Lilly (Hungry hungry hipster!)Karyn Polewaczyk
    4/07/15 11:54pm

    So is Seamless like, a million times better than grub hub or what? Because grub hub fucking sucks, but I don’t think we have seamless in my state. :\

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      BurnersSmurnerLilly (Hungry hungry hipster!)
      4/08/15 12:41am

      Seamless and GrubHub are the same company. They merged operations in 2013. Seamless retained the separate name because they had such strong name recognition in NYC.

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      Lilly (Hungry hungry hipster!)BurnersSmurner
      4/08/15 12:42am

      Well I guess I’m not really jealous of people who can get Seamless in their state then. Maybe GrubHub just sucks where I am for some reason. :\

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    AnhedoniaStateKaryn Polewaczyk
    4/08/15 5:47am

    Once again, XKCD has a prescient strip:

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      AliceInWunderlandAnhedoniaState
      4/08/15 8:20am

      Ugh. That second sentence totally sounds like my former boss (who was 50).

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      Jenn still doesn't understand "following"AliceInWunderland
      4/08/15 9:49am

      My 72yo mom makes up her own nonsensical abbreviations. Each text takes a solid three minutes to decipher. It’s even better when I’m driving and my poor phone tries to read them aloud.

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    elainerisleyKaryn Polewaczyk
    4/07/15 11:24pm

    I’m cringing so hard right now. Google search histories can be so embarrassing and personal so I feel kinda bad for him. A few gems from mine: bloated gassy treatment, cure breakout overnight, and peanut butter truffles. Those are the tame ones!

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      ParkerPosaholicelainerisley
      4/07/15 11:51pm

      “Pee smells like hot dogs”....

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      Lilly (Hungry hungry hipster!)elainerisley
      4/07/15 11:57pm

      I google the weirdest shit, and my google account is hooked up to my mom’s phone (she got a new phone and couldn’t remember her account and it’s needed for android shit), so I’m pretty sure she thinks I’m crazy.
      Luckily for the really salacious stuff I usually remember to go into incognito mode.

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    moose trutherKaryn Polewaczyk
    4/07/15 11:11pm

    It’s great that they pointed out that the “junior communications staffer” was female because now I’m definitely, absolutely, 100 per cent convinced that this isn’t a really bad cover-up.

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      Aliciamoose truther
      4/07/15 11:33pm

      Yeah, this is a pretty bad cover up job.

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      7-11's Hostagemoose truther
      4/08/15 12:06am

      Seems suspicious, like the name was chosen with something in mind. If I could find a decent anagram solver, I’d run her name (along with ‘hot’).

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    jlfforalwaysKaryn Polewaczyk
    4/07/15 11:15pm

    I imagine she doesn’t have a job. Because she isn’t real.

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      hadoukenjlfforalways
      4/08/15 2:47am

      She’s been sent back to Canada, so don’t bother looking for her.

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      jlfforalwayshadouken
      4/08/15 8:34am

      She’s been sent back to imaginary Canada, where the maple syrup flows in the streets!

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    ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Riot GRRR is RUNNING WILDKaryn Polewaczyk
    4/07/15 11:32pm

    You have to give him credit for letting his definitely-existent female staffer work from Canada, though.

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      MisterMcGibbletsKaryn Polewaczyk
      4/07/15 11:33pm

      Fun fact: Now, if you highlight that phrase, click search google, and click images, your picture is in the first couple rows. The interweb is so weird

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        April Ludgate-Karate-DwyerMisterMcGibblets
        4/08/15 10:06am

        And thus, Karyn, through blogging you have now become susan del percio hot. Congratulations.

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      Feminist KittenjoyKaryn Polewaczyk
      4/07/15 11:15pm

      Happy Men and Their Balls.

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        TheSillyManKaryn Polewaczyk
        4/08/15 8:33am

        This is weird for so many reasons.

        1. I do not know if you can share a link directly from your google search to twitter
        2. Although possible, its very unlikely for your phone to turn on, unlock (swipe to unlock), open a new tweet, paste a link, and press send... All from within your pocket
        3. Why even copy a google search link in the first place? You were going to send someone else a link for susan del percio hot? as though they cant look it up themselves?
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          brazzen1Karyn Polewaczyk
          4/08/15 1:23am

          Her?? Seriously?

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