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SlickWillieHamilton Nolan
4/03/15 4:03pm

LOVE IT
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  Diablo HimselfSlickWillie
  4/03/15 4:31pm
  Oh wow that's so sad. :(
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  SlickWillieDiablo Himself
  4/03/15 4:35pm
  No shit. If I was rich like them, my waste would be expanding in the opposite direction, and I certainly wouldn't be seeking attention and approval on social media with selfies and gym statuses. Hell I'm not rich, and I still don't do any of that shit. Who are they trying to impress I feel so bad for them
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StanleytheManleyHamilton Nolan
4/03/15 3:32pm
Looking forward to 17th century foot-binding to make a roaring comeback as well.
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  Don't drone me broStanleytheManley
  4/03/15 3:37pm
  "For the modern celestrial bride."
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toothpetardHamilton Nolan
4/03/15 3:33pm
What happens when the top part pinches right off?
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  the actual bajmahaltoothpetard
  4/03/15 3:38pm
  Well the middle globular structure on top wasn't doing anything anyways so...
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  StorminMike2000toothpetard
  4/03/15 3:55pm
  Like popping a fresh zit.
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curiouscarlaHamilton Nolan
4/03/15 4:33pm
That's a real quick way to a prolapsed uterus, among other issues.
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  Battlestar Morganica curiouscarla
  4/03/15 4:50pm
  You mean there's important stuff in my tummy? Take it out! Take it all out! I want to be skinny!
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  sarasasacuriouscarla
  4/03/15 5:27pm
  That... that can prolapse? Good god my body is horrifying.
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ThatsTheBoonesTalkingHamilton Nolan
4/03/15 3:42pm
I wish they made a butt trainer. I have almost no ass and it doesn't look as if the Great Pumpkin in going to put one in my Halloween bag.
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  cheerful_exgirlfriendThatsTheBoonesTalking
  4/03/15 3:52pm
  My mom used some like this for a while, it helped her pants look right in the back
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  thefunkypeepzThatsTheBoonesTalking
  4/03/15 4:00pm
  Do these! They turned my white girl pancake ass into a nice lil bump. Squeeze your butt muscles to push the kettlebell forward on the upswing...
  
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ComeOnDownHamilton Nolan
4/03/15 3:32pm
It's pretty common in many cultures for women who have just given birth to wrap their midsections and compress everything while their bodies work on getting back to normal non-pregnant mode. I think Jessica Alba talked about doing it and the celeb press acted like she had invented a brand new concept.
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  FajacolombianaComeOnDown
  4/03/15 3:36pm
  Yep. I live in latino south florida and there are stores everywhere that sell fajas, which are actual medical-grade garments meant for people recovering from surgery. They are a really big deal, even men wear them.
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  intergalacticwalrusFajacolombiana
  4/03/15 4:01pm
  Yeah, my Colombian grandmother is always telling me that I should buy some fajas to make my small belly less noticeable. I'm always like "uh, no, but thanks for the self-esteem boost..." -_-
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BogartCatHamilton Nolan
4/03/15 10:08pm
HamNo, being a guy, you do not have as much subcutaneous fat as a woman does. Even women who work out a hell of a lot and are super healthy are going to have more body fat than a guy who does the same. If we get super cut, we lose our tits and more of our hips and asses than we want to (and sometimes our periods).

When I was a bike messenger riding 8 hours a day and lifting free weights on my lunch hour, I still had enough body fat that I had a faint declivity on my thighs where the bottom edge of my bike shorts compressed them. If we abandon proper trousers with waistbands in favor of stretchy ones, we'll often notice a small change in our waistline that has nothing to do with weight gain.

Corsets do not have to be tight enough to shift your internal organs and inhibit your breathing in order to compress and redistribute the fat around your waist a little bit. Just wearing them snugly enough to make you sit and stand up really straight for a couple of hours every day can make significantly increase your waist to hip ratio.

Which, interestingly enough, is one of the few things that is a near-universal hallmark of beauty, along with symmetry.
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  lagamorph27BogartCat
  4/04/15 3:37am
  That's interesting. Have you tried this? I thought when you took the corset off your waist just reverted back to it's original size.
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  BogartCatlagamorph27
  4/04/15 4:12am
  Nope. Of course it isn't permanent. If you stop doing it, after a while it'll shift again.
  
  I haven't done it myself, but I know women who have, and I've experienced milder versions of it, like the one I described above. Considering how low the bodyfat on my thighs was relative was to one's waist, and how loose the bottom band of my bike shorts was relative to even loosely worn corsets, that there was any declivity at all was pretty impressive. After I stopped riding it took a few months to completely disappear.
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HubcapJennyHamilton Nolan
4/03/15 3:48pm
You can "train" your body to wear smaller and smaller corsets - a matter of slowly shifting your internal organs above or below your waistline and compressing your rib cage. But it's not something I would call particularly healthy (though some women with back problems claim a corset helps).

Why not do crunches or planks? Because they don't want a strong, muscular core, but an unnaturally tiny one. Why not get lipo? Because they want to be able to claim they haven't gotten any cosmetic surgeries to achieve their body shape. It's all incredibly backwards and fucked up.
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diabloHamilton Nolan
4/03/15 4:00pm
i saw a girl with one of these at the gym...i felt sad...its like modern torture, plus...at the gym? you're basically saying look at my fat waist
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  victornightingalediablo
  4/03/15 7:40pm
  It's beyond that. Since the corset's doing all the work keeping you straight and tucked, you're not using your abdominals to maintain your form. So you're preventing that area from getting a proper workout, you're not breathing properly, and you're not learning how to achieve and maintain proper form without assistance.
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  Don't_touch_me!!!!diablo
  4/04/15 12:43am
  I don't use one, but I've looked into it because I love the look of corsets. All the companies that I looked into have the same instructions, where the corset but exercise while wearing it to strengthen the core muscles. To me it didn't sound worth it but for them to work properly you do need to work out, while in the corset otherwise you will have a lot of issues with your abdominal muscles when it comes off.
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D.S.Hamilton Nolan
4/03/15 4:16pm
Two Kardashians and a Lohan hardly equal a star.
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