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    Kate DriesKara Brown
    3/26/15 3:07pm

    The one caveat is that this step machine will be stored primarily in Kate Dries' bedroom.

    I still don't know what you're implying here but I don't like it.

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      Kara BrownKate Dries
      3/26/15 3:13pm

      JUST THAT YOU HAVE A SPACIOUS BEDROOM, KATE.

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      Kate DriesKara Brown
      3/26/15 3:27pm

      Note: by all accounts Kara has never seen my bedroom but I have it on good authority that hers is bigger than mine.

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    Morifarty's ringtoneKara Brown
    3/26/15 3:14pm

    If y'all don't get that fucking Chanel fanny pack I will personally slap each and every one of you.

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      GELLA - LLAPMorifarty's ringtone
      3/26/15 3:26pm

      is fanny packs are still in???? only old man who wear white socks with sandals are allowed to wear fanny packs.

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      Morifarty's ringtoneGELLA - LLAP
      3/26/15 3:27pm

      I MEAN.

      IT'S A CHANEL FANNY PACK.

      IF THAT DOESN'T SAY "I'M A BRAND WHORE" I DON'T KNOW WHAT DOES.

      I would also obviously wear the shit out of that fanny pack, letzzbeREAL.

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    XofKara Brown
    3/26/15 3:14pm

    What about the used bees?

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      Ken Yadiggit, AdiosXof
      3/26/15 3:32pm

      BEADS?

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      Ken Yadiggit, AdiosXof
      3/26/15 3:35pm
      GIF
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    Kenny and the LlamasKara Brown
    3/26/15 3:21pm

    The chair, because it can go in the office and be a constant conversation piece. And we can hear stories about all the stuff that gets spilled on it. And it can host makeout sessions at the staff parties. And one day Oprah will visit and you can take a group picture in her chair. And thirty years from now a Jezebel writer will write a great article on her quest to find out where the hell the chair in the corner came from and why it smells like sex, ice cream, and every booze ever distilled.

    I might have overthought this.

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      GELLA - LLAPKenny and the Llamas
      3/26/15 3:27pm

      you can make it that arm chair into confessional.

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      Andrew DaisukeKenny and the Llamas
      3/26/15 3:35pm

      Clearly this is the most logical choice.

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    GinAndTonic Got Stuck in the BarneyKara Brown
    3/26/15 3:17pm

    So Oprah is literally selling us her garbage.

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      Morifarty's ringtoneGinAndTonic Got Stuck in the Barney
      3/26/15 3:26pm

      Right? Is Oprah broke? WTF is this.

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      VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriverGinAndTonic Got Stuck in the Barney
      3/26/15 3:31pm

      One person's garbage is another persons....well garbage.

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    LizTaylorsEarringsKara Brown
    3/26/15 3:22pm

    Get the suspicious chair or the scratched sunglasses.

    I want the book-waste basket and the glass hat for myself.

    (This is bringing up bad memories when I tried to bid for a pair of Elizabeth Taylor's costume jewelery earrings. Anticipated max: $200 (doable, cool story, conversation piece, didn't break my bank). Cheap earrings actually went for: $4000+. I was devastated. It's not like I wanted the Peregrina Pearl or the JAR ombre earrings or anything. I just wanted these cheap little Chanel earrings that Liz Taylor once owned. Sob story over.*)

    *I will never be over my disappointment

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      Graceless but GraciousLizTaylorsEarrings
      3/26/15 3:25pm

      I'm sobbing with you. I lost out on a pair of Lana Turner's once. Not.over.it.

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      GinAndTonic Got Stuck in the BarneyLizTaylorsEarrings
      3/26/15 3:44pm

      I own Rue McClanahan's necklace that she wore in the promo pics for The Golden Girls, as well as the letter informing her of her first Emmy nom AND her college German textbook. If I lost any of those things, I would be very upset.

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    La.M.Kara Brown
    3/26/15 3:17pm

    I am so glad that the fanny pack is winning. If I chip in $5, can I borrow it sometime?

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      Ken Yadiggit, AdiosLa.M.
      3/26/15 3:33pm

      Me too. If we all pitch in then we can use it and send it to each other via mail when our time is up.

      Sisterhood of the Travelling Fanny Pack.

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      KurtneyLove Ken Yadiggit, Adios
      3/26/15 3:43pm

      I know our lives would be better. I just know it.

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    dalilaKara Brown
    3/26/15 3:14pm

    You have GOT to get the pink glass hat. What the fuck is that even? Who knows? Who cares? You need it.

    Alternatively, the book trash can is objectively the best item.

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      TampaBeeAtch (misplaced witty subname)dalila
      3/26/15 3:30pm

      I voted for the pink hat because I luuuuuuuuuuuurve it, it's totally weird. Also I want to cut down competition on the trash can because I want it.

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    LeelahJamesKara Brown
    3/26/15 4:15pm

    THE PINK GLASS HAT. Wanna see how long you can keep it around the office before it shatters, breaking open all of Oprah's secrets.

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      yvanehtniojLeelahJames
      3/26/15 4:30pm

      It can also sort new hires into the appropriate sub-blogs.

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      LeelahJamesyvanehtnioj
      3/26/15 4:56pm

      It accepts precisely one post-it note of names, and shatters almost immediately.

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    000Kara Brown
    3/26/15 3:24pm

    Which one of Oprah's least favorite things should Jezebel buy?

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