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    R2D2ESQMadeleine Davies
    3/24/15 5:09pm

    With Seeburger's permission, officers searched the car and found 3 grams of marijuana and a grinder.

    Serves him right that he just broke into that eighth and now he won't get to enjoy the rest.

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      DashleyinCaliR2D2ESQ
      3/24/15 5:13pm

      He wasn't doing it right anyway. Who spends their happy time creepily following around strange women? That time is much better spent staying home, watching porn, and eating cookies.

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      moar like dumbelleDashleyinCali
      3/24/15 5:32pm

      srsl i have no idea how much is 3 grams of marijuana. is it a lot? do you smoke it one or like how many times?


      i come from the place where no pot is smoked.

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    ParkerPosaholicMadeleine Davies
    3/24/15 5:15pm

    It's guys like him that give weed possessors a bad name.

    I mean, seriously. Who gets high and stalks strangers and threatens police? Go home, smoke your pot, watch tv, and eat something. Sheesh.

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      MadPiglet loves West HamParkerPosaholic
      3/24/15 5:23pm

      Seriously. Whenever people are stopped with weed in their cars or whatever I'm like "... why did you even get off the couch? HOW did you get off the couch?" Sit down, have some Doritos, watch Broad City. Don't go out there stalking people! That takes so much effort!

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      BadLagParkerPosaholic
      3/24/15 5:27pm

      Correction, Go home, smoke your pot, watch PORN on tv, and eat something. Well, he did not accomplish anything on his stalker run.

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    32_FootstepsMadeleine Davies
    3/24/15 5:10pm

    (Reading headline) How stupid would you have to be to do that?

    (Reading the words "Sunrise, Florida") Oh, now it makes sense!

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      MsAdventure32_Footsteps
      3/24/15 5:21pm

      I'm never disappointed when I guess Florida as the location for these stories. What the hell do they put in the water down there? Is it a CIA drug experiment?

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      Baba Yaga Bony LegsMsAdventure
      3/24/15 5:26pm

      You know...it might be!

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    TabithaMadeleine Davies
    3/24/15 6:29pm

    officers searched the car and found 3 grams of marijuana and a grinder.

    a grinder? what?

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      go-go-chocoboTabitha
      3/24/15 6:40pm

      Grinds the weed up so that you can roll it into joints and stops your fingers getting sticky.

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      CleisthenesTabitha
      3/24/15 6:46pm

      NARC!

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    MadPiglet loves West HamMadeleine Davies
    3/24/15 5:20pm

    He seems nice.

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      brightersideoflifeMadPiglet loves West Ham
      3/24/15 11:54pm

      Do you think he's single? Seems like all the good ones are taken these days.

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    ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Riot GRRR is RUNNING WILDMadeleine Davies
    3/24/15 5:10pm

    Seeburger.

    Seeburger. RUN!!!

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      DiosabellaMadeleine Davies
      3/24/15 6:41pm

      During his arrest, Seeburger reportedly threatened police officers, saying, "I can't wait till I get out of jail. I'll be waiting with my AR-15. I'm going to fuck you up."

      Way to make a bad situation worse, Florida Man.

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        Lily412Diosabella
        3/25/15 2:58pm
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      KurtneyLove Madeleine Davies
      3/24/15 5:14pm

      Stalking 101: Don't go to the police station.

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        rockymountainrococo is too pretty to give headMadeleine Davies
        3/24/15 5:43pm

        How come I never get to meet nice guys like this? And they say all the good ones are taken!

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          scowly brow spinsterMadeleine Davies
          3/24/15 5:28pm

          Some people are just so dumb that getting high tips them into the stupid abyss. Good riddance.

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