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    BigSteveTaylor Berman
    3/23/15 10:13am

    This is like Pulp Fiction, the movie.

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      _RedshirtBigSteve
      3/23/15 10:18am

      WHAT?!

      This had better be the real MC. Don't play with my heart.

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      ohstewardessBigSteve
      3/23/15 10:18am

      It's actually Some Pulp Fiction.

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    AFSTaylor Berman
    3/23/15 10:23am

    Wait, where the hell did my "Orange you glad he only got hit in the ass" comment go??

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      KittensAndUnicorns_v2_The UprisingAFS
      3/23/15 10:28am

      weird...my previous comment on this post disappeared too.

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      Syphilitic Scalia SaysAFS
      3/23/15 10:28am

      knock knock

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    tastefulTandATaylor Berman
    3/23/15 10:23am

    The same thing happened when my roommate drank all of my orange-mango juice, though instead of brawling and shooting him in the butt, I passive aggressively drank out of his milk and ate one of his pop-tarts.

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      Wishbone of ArctastefulTandA
      3/23/15 10:27am

      i read this at first as: ate all of the tops off his pop tarts

      ideas for next time...

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    Cam/ronTaylor Berman
    3/23/15 10:25am

    Well, Anita Bryant said it best: "A breakfast without orange juice is like a day without sunshine." Now let's fight Satan and his evil, gay henchmen! Please think of the children.

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      gilbertkittensTaylor Berman
      3/23/15 10:22am

      If only that kid were armed as well - he could have shot and killed his Dad! Win - win!

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        Sitandspingilbertkittens
        3/23/15 1:17pm

        How original!

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        gilbertkittensSitandspin
        3/23/15 1:32pm

        Really? I thought is was sort of re-tread material, but I'm glad you found it so insightful and humorous! Thanks! Have great day!

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      MichaelJordan'sHitlerMustacheTaylor Berman
      3/23/15 10:25am

      A shooting in Louisiana over orange juice rather than whiskey or Mountain Dew?

      Thanks Michelle Obama!

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        Huge_JackmanTaylor Berman
        3/23/15 10:21am

        Ron Goldman's father just had a flashback. Another OJ related shooting.

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          JimEmeryHuge_Jackman
          3/23/15 10:32am

          Looks like OJ didn't want to take another stab at it, he decided to go out with a bang.

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          Myrna MinkoffHuge_Jackman
          3/23/15 10:50am

          That is awful. And you are awful for making me laugh.

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        Ling-LingTaylor Berman
        3/23/15 10:16am

        My geography is rusty. What part of Florida is Louisiana in?

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          RegretsalotLing-Ling
          3/23/15 10:37am

          The anus.

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        OctoberSurpriseTaylor Berman
        3/23/15 10:22am

        Hey! Hey, little nigga come down these stairs. Look at this. You drank all this? OH YOU DID? Then did why you put it back in the fridge with just a motherfucking swallow of juice in the carton? You don't think I want orange juice? A full days supply of vitamin C, nigga? Do I look like a pirate? YOU HEARD ME NIGGA, DO I LOOK LIKE A PIRATE? Look at my gums nigga, do you see puffiness or bleeding? I know you do nigga because I have the gum disease known as gingivitis. But you know what I don't have? Scurvy nigga, I don't have scurvy because I drinks a full days supply of vitamin C daily! What? I know that fruit punch has vitamin C in it, nigga but I ain't ask about that, did I? You know what, fuck this shit. You wait right here. No, don't run little nigga, I got something for you.

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          JCATaylor Berman
          3/23/15 10:14am

          Gosh, having a guy like that for a father sounds like such a pain the ass.

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            razezarJCA
            3/23/15 10:24am

            Kid's gonna find it hard to citrus down for a while.

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