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    HiMyNameIsJayAgainDayna Evans
    3/19/15 10:57am

    I sometimes masturbate while driving.

    But I don't text while driving because that is stupid and dangerous.

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      MsMenstruationHiMyNameIsJayAgain
      3/19/15 11:27am

      I'm a woman and I've done this.

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      Deadly the EternalHiMyNameIsJayAgain
      3/19/15 12:46pm

      It's far more dangerous for your partner to give you a hands-free blowie, too. They might accidentally push on the gas at the wrong time.

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    Montauk MonsterDayna Evans
    3/19/15 11:04am

    Ahhhh I did this. I'd put on my work uniform in the car after school so I wouldn't have to 1. Wear a fast-food uniform at school or 2. Change clothes in the work bathroom. Cool teen reasons! Of course, this was in the days before texting so I had to find SOME way to try and kill myself while driving.

    Was smoking cloves, too. Listening to Blur. Good teen times.

    (How do parents do it?)

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      GadzodiloDayna Evans
      3/19/15 10:57am

      "Changing clothes"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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        HiMyNameIsJayAgainGadzodilo
        3/19/15 11:02am

        No bra with that blouse, that's so necessary

        No panties and jeans, that's so necessary

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      CarlySparklesDayna Evans
      3/19/15 11:20am

      I've seen women put on mascara while driving on the highway.

      then they start swerving into my lane and then I honk at them to get their attention and then they flip me off.

      fuck you, lady who had better makeup than me even though you put it on while driving at 8 in the morning.

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        Graby SauceCarlySparkles
        3/19/15 12:13pm

        Mascaraing while driving is actually pretty easy. You can still see the road. Try it! You'll see.

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      Búho se PierdeDayna Evans
      3/19/15 11:00am

      Contact lenses?? Jesus.

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        ledariaBúho se Pierde
        3/19/15 2:41pm

        I can barely put in lenses in the passenger seat. I'm not even judging, just jealous.

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        Búho se Pierdeledaria
        3/19/15 2:48pm

        I'm definitely judging but I agree it's rather impressive.

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      SpangarangDayna Evans
      3/19/15 11:04am

      A new study reports that twenty-seven percent of teenagers have admitted to changing clothes, contact lenses, and doing homework while driving.

      Clearly this homework is too easy.

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        Graby SauceDayna Evans
        3/19/15 11:45am

        If I'm in the car more than 30 minutes, the bra IS FUCKING COMING OFF.

        Driving is so boring, especially if it's a familiar route. The powers that be won't tell you this, but so called "distracted driving" is only dangerous when you aren't intimately familiar with the route. Also, practice makes perfect!

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          VikingKittyGraby Sauce
          3/19/15 12:08pm

          Amen. Bra-through-the-sleeve is way safer than the rage that will spring from keeping it on for one. more. minute. I am thirty-seventeen. Damn teens.

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        IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerDayna Evans
        3/19/15 10:56am

        So, I guess napping is out of the question, then? Like, I shouldn't be doing that?

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          KaidogDayna Evans
          3/19/15 11:00am

          It's not just high school idiots. I saw a woman holding her phone up in front of her face and texting *while changing lanes* on the motherfucking freeway a couple days ago.

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            toothpetardDayna Evans
            3/19/15 11:00am

            People who have kids below the age of 3 or 4 in the car may be a special category too.

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