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    Shane RobertsHamilton Nolan
    3/16/15 2:29pm

    There was (cold) quinoa on my kale Caesar salad the other day. Almost died.

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      ThePriceisWrongShane Roberts
      3/16/15 2:31pm

      #firstworldproblems

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      BeyoncesNoPantsDanceShane Roberts
      3/16/15 2:43pm

      Cold quinoa in your kale salad?!?!?

      THANKS, OBAMA!

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    Freddie DeBoerHamilton Nolan
    3/16/15 2:27pm

    coffee has the weird condition of being good hot and good cold but terrible if it goes from the former to the latter

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      Justin CharityFreddie DeBoer
      3/16/15 2:31pm

      room temp coffee tastes like a black hole, you're right

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      ThePriceisWrongFreddie DeBoer
      3/16/15 2:32pm

      I feel a little less crazy now that someone has verified my truth in life

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    Taylor BermanHamilton Nolan
    3/16/15 2:22pm

    To the readers of Gawker: Burgers was my suggestion and Hamilton claims he already had it on his list. Yeah right.

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      Hamilton NolanTaylor Berman
      3/16/15 2:23pm

      You are a maniac of dangerous proportions.

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeTaylor Berman
      3/16/15 2:23pm

      What about hot dogs? It's like a hamburger in that they're both part of the sandwich family.

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    ChipdipperHamilton Nolan
    3/16/15 2:25pm

    4. Nachos

    5. Coffee (sorry iced-coffee-lovers)

    6. Spanakopita


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      Hamilton NolanChipdipper
      3/16/15 2:30pm

      I will accept "Nachos" as a valid answer.

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      HiMyNameIsJayAgainChipdipper
      3/16/15 2:31pm

      Coffee is not a food.

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    MizJenkinsHamilton Nolan
    3/16/15 2:39pm

    Rice.

    Also cold pizza is disgusting and only to be eaten in extreme emergencies. Those of you who think it's good are lying to yourselves and/or are highly uncivilized.

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      AJ Archer-KaneMizJenkins
      3/16/15 2:48pm

      I disagree with you on rice. And on cold pizza. We are now, at best, frenemies.

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      Malacoda, Recumbent on the Burning Sand.MizJenkins
      3/16/15 2:52pm

      Rice that's refrigerator cold is like eating silica gel. But cold pizza depends on quality of the pie you start with. Good cold pizza cures hangovers, improves memory, mends relationships, clears up the weather and throws a party in your mouth.

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    CatdogWhispererHamilton Nolan
    3/16/15 2:28pm

    Almost all pasta is bad cold.

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      mrdude16CatdogWhisperer
      3/16/15 2:33pm

      Pasta salad?

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      CatdogWhisperermrdude16
      3/16/15 2:35pm

      Of course not pasta salad, it's designed for cold consumption. Spaghetti isn't bad cold either, if it's still fresh. But most pasta dishes get terrible. Ever had cold chicken alfredo? Pray that you never have to...

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    The Noble RenardHamilton Nolan
    3/16/15 2:25pm

    Other foods that are good hot but not good cold include:

    1. Egg drop soup - it congeals

    2. Fried chicken - Just becomes soggy or dry

    3. Sea cucumber - Honestly I have no idea if this is true but I'm not about to find out.

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      BeyoncesNoPantsDanceThe Noble Renard
      3/16/15 2:30pm

      You are so wrong about cold fried chicken.

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      fnsfsnrThe Noble Renard
      3/16/15 2:31pm

      I'm Asian and have eaten sea cucumber at many banquets. TBH it's not that great either hot or cold.

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    donkeyteethHamilton Nolan
    3/16/15 2:29pm

    Pancakes, waffles, French toast. Steak,

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      Hamilton Nolandonkeyteeth
      3/16/15 3:11pm

      I will accept "Pancakes, waffles, French toast" as a valid answer.

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      CoryGarnderdebatecoachdonkeyteeth
      3/16/15 4:49pm

      Pancakes can most assuredly be eaten cold, particularly if you smear a pancake with both peanut butter and jelly and roll it up into a delicious pancake ... roll-up thing ... with PB&J

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    toothpetardHamilton Nolan
    3/16/15 2:23pm

    1) Sausage

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      CatdogWhisperertoothpetard
      3/16/15 2:26pm

      Sausage is still delicious cold and you should immediately take your tongue to the doctor to see why it's malfunctioning.

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boketoothpetard
      3/16/15 2:26pm

      Counterpoint: salumi.

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    Dave Hamilton Nolan
    3/16/15 2:33pm

    All Chinese carry out.

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      MizJenkinsDave
      3/16/15 2:41pm

      Exception: lo mein. Better at room temperature or chilled like a pasta salad (not so cold as to become waxy).

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      iseedeaddaleksDave
      3/16/15 2:42pm

      ...I actually really like cold Lo Mein.

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