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    PreesiJohn Cook
    3/14/15 11:11am

    Oh BS!

    Yesterday a Russian posted this pic of a convoy of huge trucks heading into RED SQUARE

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      QuintPreesi
      3/14/15 11:13am

      And? (Not being rude I don't get the connection)

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      BIlllingtonQuint
      3/14/15 11:32am

      it's the old "two unusual things happened at the same time, therefore they're connected" thought process that makes conspiracy theories so entertaining.

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    HerrDoktorJonesJohn Cook
    3/14/15 11:32am

    Not for nothing, I hope he dies.

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      Don't drone me broHerrDoktorJones
      3/14/15 11:45am

      But then who will conservative punditry look to for inspiration?

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      my_newest_burner_i_keep_forgetting_themHerrDoktorJones
      3/14/15 12:33pm

      the kind of power vacuum in moscow that would happen post-Putin death should scare the crap out of almost everybody. he may be pretty awful, but the power struggle that will ensue in a nuclear armed country will be fucking terrifying

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    QuintJohn Cook
    3/14/15 11:07am

    so it's a fairly safe bet that it isn't the flu then.

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      LunaTickQuint
      3/14/15 11:18am

      My guess is plastic surgery.

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      I made a pigeonratQuint
      3/14/15 11:24am

      Has the flu = got a facelift

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    Francis BuxtonJohn Cook
    3/14/15 11:43am

    a CIA source... tells Gawker

    GIF
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      Life is a PlaylistFrancis Buxton
      3/14/15 12:35pm

      I am sure they'll post anything sent to them via that secure anonymous solution announced the other day.

      I can't wait for Reddit and 4chan to get word of it.

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      HaighaFrancis Buxton
      3/14/15 12:58pm

      Culinary Insitute of America. Someone knows his chef.

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    OMG!PONIES!John Cook
    3/14/15 11:33am

    Is it the kind of flu that you get when you've drunk tea laced with polonium-210?

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      Climate RageJohn Cook
      3/14/15 12:31pm

      I thought Putin sprinkled live flu virus on his corn flakes because "he likes the flavor," before a morning of bronco-busting wildebeest and polar bears. Has the CIA checked its source?

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        jrfunkensteinClimate Rage
        3/15/15 5:32am

        I don't know why people are getting the wrong impression of someone dubbed 'Puppy Putin' by his citizenry.

        BTW; little Vladi declared the puppy 'Scrumptious!'

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      KaidogJohn Cook
      3/14/15 12:52pm

      Ho does not 'have' the flu, oh no... He has transmogrified to become a nanoscale shirtless well-muscled antiviral wrestler, and he has entered his own body and he is CONQUERING the flu.

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        jrfunkensteinKaidog
        3/15/15 5:35am

        Da, he's a one man micro-army;

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      DennyCraneJohn Cook
      3/14/15 1:00pm
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        jrfunkensteinDennyCrane
        3/15/15 5:28am
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      toothpetardJohn Cook
      3/14/15 11:07am

      Maybe the buildup to pi day was just too much for him.

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        Emily_8361toothpetard
        3/14/15 11:25am
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        Smedley Butlertoothpetard
        3/14/15 12:46pm

        My snicker to that was louder than I care to admit.

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      Minnie_Van_DriverJohn Cook
      3/14/15 11:11am

      I still say I saw him having a make-over at the MAC counter of Macy's
      at the Staten Island Mall!!

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