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    bloodlesscoupAllie Jones
    5/28/15 5:19pm

    Day 123:

    Sometimes I get so lazy at work I try to wait out having to pee as long as possible so, yes, I get a lot of UTIs, what was the question?

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      La.M.bloodlesscoup
      5/28/15 5:25pm

      Sometimes, much like a small child, I find myself wiggling in my seat, desperate to not actually have to get up and relieve myself. WTF is wrong with us?

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      dothedewLa.M.
      5/28/15 5:28pm

      2 words-

      adult diapers

      ETA: I’m wearing a pair (is it really a pair, if there’s only one?) right now and relieving myself as I type this. Freedom!

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    cheerful_exgirlfriendAllie Jones
    5/28/15 5:17pm

    I was really hoping for another one of teh reasons Kristin is even more stylish than we all thought, I know I should be patient but I am having a style crisis and really need a styltervention.

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      dothedewcheerful_exgirlfriend
      5/28/15 5:24pm

      What can I do to help?

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      cheerful_exgirlfrienddothedew
      5/28/15 5:31pm

      Can you cut and style my hair in my home?? I’m not feeling well and don’t want to leave. Also some soup would be nice.

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    NefertittiesAllie Jones
    5/28/15 5:08pm

    We understand how you feel

    Yet evidence of the confusion

    Lies squarely in the illusion

    Burrowed in the highest heel.

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      blind_watchmakrNefertitties
      5/28/15 5:24pm

      ENCLOSED RHYME!

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      Nefertittiesblind_watchmakr
      5/28/15 5:44pm

      Because all of the shoes are enclosed as well—no strappy sandals :(

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    La.M.Allie Jones
    5/28/15 5:20pm

    500 days is posted on Gawker today!?!?! Is this for real? Is this forever?

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      dothedewLa.M.
      5/28/15 5:25pm

      Woo hoo! I’m back baby!

      [for now, until they go back to Defamer again, which for some unknown reason has banned me]

      KC, I know you missed me babe, I am back now, no need to worry!

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      La.M.dothedew
      5/28/15 5:26pm

      Welcome. It truly wasn’t the same without you.

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    ThePriceisWrongAllie Jones
    5/28/15 5:08pm

    But, but, I was just told yesterday I should throw out my memoir! Kristin - repeat, YOU SHOULD THROW OUT YOUR MEMOIR.

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      dothedewThePriceisWrong
      5/28/15 5:31pm

      Ahhh, but can you throw out something that does not yet exist?

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      George dothedew
      5/28/15 5:48pm

      You can, in Zen philosophy.

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    Paul HemingwayAllie Jones
    5/28/15 5:20pm

    500 Days of Kristin Minus Context: Day 123

    What is Kristin’s height to you?

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      Alice has a vagenda of manocide.Paul Hemingway
      5/28/15 5:52pm

      You have become my favorite part of these posts.

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    ninjaginAllie Jones
    5/28/15 5:28pm

    The rains came just long enough to frighten the golfers away for fifteen minutes. We’re back to sun, and the basketball court is, as usual, the last thing to dry. I can smell more rain on the way. The air has that damp, green, ozone-rich aroma, with a little bit of wind-blown cigarette scent wafting in from the parking lot at the adjacent building.

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      EatTheCheeseNicholsonAllie Jones
      5/28/15 5:08pm

      Cutler is 6’3”, can we figure this out from pictures of them together?

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        nothipAllie Jones
        5/28/15 5:28pm

        As tall as Tom Cruise, duh! :)

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          Willie FisterbottomAllie Jones
          5/28/15 5:35pm

          My Kristin haiku:

          Kristin and Allie

          Make Defamer great

          Whiners can suck it

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