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    RegretsalotHamilton Nolan
    3/13/15 10:14am
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      Herb & SpiceRegretsalot
      3/13/15 10:18am

      Right down to the dress. This is too perfect.

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      RegretsalotHerb & Spice
      3/13/15 10:31am

      I'm still not sure if Peggy Noonan is wearing a dress in that photo or Hugh Hefner's pajamas.

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    In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than youHamilton Nolan
    3/13/15 10:04am

    A question for Hamilton Nolan; Did you go to FSU's journalism school since you are a North Floridian.

    Also can I get bailed out? I'm out on Jalopnik and Jezebel.

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      The Homework OgreIn a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
      3/13/15 10:12am

      HamNo went to Howard I'm pretty sure.

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      ThePriceisWrongIn a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
      3/13/15 10:41am

      I've been here for 4 years-ish and somehow managed to get pulled out on Jez, but not on Gawker. It's interesting times my friend.

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    JUDGE MENTALHamilton Nolan
    3/13/15 10:05am

    bum-squat-Egypt? Is this a common colloquialism somewhere?

    Probably not in Egypt.

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      seeyaJUDGE MENTAL
      3/13/15 10:15am

      Well I doubt she would say "bum fuck Egypt" in a column. It would be scandalous.

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      benjaminalloverJUDGE MENTAL
      3/13/15 10:16am

      Bum-squat-Egypt Southern governor's salary. Bum-squat-Egypt Southern governor's salary. Bum-squat-Egypt Southern governor's salary. What does that even mean?

      GIF
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    TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)Hamilton Nolan
    3/13/15 10:07am

    Peggy, I know you idolize Ronald Reagan. That doesn't mean you ought to imitate his slow descent into dementia.

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      HerbertHasCandyTRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)
      3/13/15 10:26am

      Perhaps it's not an imitation, but her actual slow descent in dementia.

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      TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)HerbertHasCandy
      3/13/15 10:31am

      I won't discount the possibility that she's willed herself into actual neural degradation. She values authenticity, after all. Or the possibility that she's just drunk all the time. There are lots of possibilities.

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    MimiladyHamilton Nolan
    3/13/15 10:17am

    I like Piggy Noonan better

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      Dave Mimilady
      3/13/15 10:21am

      Awww piggly!

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      SteveDaveDave
      3/13/15 10:26am

      Aww Piggly 2 :(

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    4thGenHamilton Nolan
    3/13/15 10:06am

    Woozy 80s icon

    Yep.

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      badnerves4thGen
      3/13/15 11:40am

      I've been trying for years to come up with the word that fittingly describes her condescending style of speech and woozy is it. Thank you Hamno for that.

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      4thGenbadnerves
      3/13/15 12:50pm

      It's kind of perfect.

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    seeveepeeHamilton Nolan
    3/13/15 10:14am

    Being a Canadian and ignorant of Peggy Noonan, I read her block quotes in the voice of Andy Rooney.

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      Delphic1seeveepee
      3/13/15 10:30am

      Try Elmer Fudd, too.

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      mjskyeseeveepee
      3/13/15 10:51am

      Good, but bring in Jimmy Carter's cadence (like trying to be heard in an echo chamber) along with Eichmann's high pitched twist of long vowels and I think you'll have it.

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    Thunder-LipsHamilton Nolan
    3/13/15 10:15am

    I hate to stoop this low, but Peggy Noonan looks like E.T. with a blond wig on.

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      Syphilitic Scalia SaysThunder-Lips
      3/13/15 10:39am

      Holy shit you are right!

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    A House In VirginiaHamilton Nolan
    3/13/15 11:06am

    I always get her confused with Phyllis Schlafly.
    ...they're not the same evil white woman, right? They're two different ones?

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      DanCMHA House In Virginia
      3/13/15 11:27am

      I've never actually seen them together so it's entirely possible.

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      A House In VirginiaDanCMH
      3/13/15 11:32am

      I wonder if their husbands let them sleep at the foot of the bed, or if they have to sleep in the hall right by the bedroom door...

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    Herb & SpiceHamilton Nolan
    3/13/15 10:09am

    At least she perfectly matched her dress to the Meet the Press logo, so she has that going for her. It's gold right? I never know anymore.

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      mjskyeHerb & Spice
      3/13/15 10:43am

      Oh so fifties!

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