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    Herb & SpiceTaylor Berman
    3/02/15 2:31pm

    A dirty, poorly lit, rat infested hole where you can pretty much do whatever you please..these guys have clearly never heard of motels.

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      dothedewHerb & Spice
      3/02/15 2:34pm

      And you have never heard of bed bugs!

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      Herb & Spicedothedew
      3/02/15 2:37pm

      Very good point. That shit is worse than herpes.

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    AFSTaylor Berman
    3/02/15 2:34pm

    Following this on Toronto local news has been hilarious.

    There was a whole segment on how the tunnel is a vague cruciform shape and they actually had a priest say: "The tunnel is a vague cruciform shape." Then they showed google map aerial photos of various churches around the world that are cruciform shape.

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      OKTOBERFISTAFS
      3/02/15 4:25pm

      I think it should be: vague crucifix shape or vague cruciform. Cruciform means in the shape of a cross. (GRAMMAR NAZI REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR!)

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      AFSOKTOBERFIST
      3/02/15 4:27pm

      No, you're definitely right as soon as I hit submit I realized 'form' made the shape part redundant. But then a bunch of people recommended it and I couldn't edit it.

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    Rubbish Custard TartTaylor Berman
    3/02/15 3:10pm

    I don't understand how anyone can use the word "solved" in relation to this story. This is one of those endings that open up more questions than they answer.

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      The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsTaylor Berman
      3/02/15 2:32pm

      All I know is, tunnel sex in the deepest, dirtiest and most confined hole imaginable is the best sex.?

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        LordBurleighThe Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabySteps
        3/02/15 2:35pm

        Eh, I have to be in a pretty specific mood for "dirty" to be a positive quality.

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        The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsLordBurleigh
        3/02/15 2:37pm

        I agree. If I have to wash mounds of dirt off of myself after an encounter I don't know how hot it would be.

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      Strummer-Jones77Taylor Berman
      3/02/15 2:34pm

      I've heard a number of rumours here in Toronto that these guys belong to a circle of avid LARPers and said "personal reasons" because they are too embarrassed to admit that they go to these lengths out of fear of ridicule from friends and employers.

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        HooneriphicStrummer-Jones77
        3/02/15 3:09pm

        I had to look up "LARP."

        Thanks. Now google is going to share my search history with the NSA. I'm definitely going to be on some list I don't want to be on...

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        OrcIngaHooneriphic
        3/02/15 4:14pm

        LARPers strike me as being a pretty wholesome and harmless bunch of nerds. I would hope that the NSA et al have bigger fish to fry than a bunch of people wielding pool noodle swords.

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      Shut Up!Taylor Berman
      3/02/15 2:42pm

      That literally takes the traditional glory hole to a whole new level.

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        Yuppie ScumTaylor Berman
        3/02/15 2:33pm

        I demand that "Canadian Mystery Tunnel" be incorporated into the lexicon of sexual euphemisms.

        Also, what's a guy have to do to get out of the grays around here? I've been a regular since 2007 (+starred commenter, whoa, throwback) :P

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          benjaminalloverTaylor Berman
          3/02/15 2:35pm

          Well, if they were looking for privacy, that backfired.

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            HerbertHasCandyTaylor Berman
            3/02/15 2:40pm

            Why does this remind me of a comedy sketch from Fridays with Michael Richards?

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              kaysey17HerbertHasCandy
              3/02/15 2:52pm

              I wish I could find that show on DVD! Fridays was the best!

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              HerbertHasCandykaysey17
              3/02/15 5:33pm

              You can some of them for free at Shout Factory TV.

              http://www.shoutfactorytv.com/videos?utf8=%E…

              Netflix is also an option.

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            LordBurleighTaylor Berman
            3/02/15 2:32pm

            I reserve judgment until the type of gloves found in the tunnel is disclosed.

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              NOT AN FBI AGENTLordBurleigh
              3/02/15 2:34pm
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