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    Set Fire to the Room--do it now (fiends NOT friends)Brendan O'Connor
    2/21/15 3:21pm

    I thought this headline was allegory!

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      Brendan O'ConnorSet Fire to the Room--do it now (fiends NOT friends)
      2/21/15 3:22pm

      :)

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaBrendan O'Connor
      2/21/15 3:34pm

      Love the "Filed to."

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    nicolarzBrendan O'Connor
    2/21/15 3:35pm

    Uhh...maybe this family should hire drivers? They haven't had a great track record as of late.

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      chattygalnicolarz
      2/21/15 3:57pm

      Of late? Have they ever?

      Kylie's First Car Crash

      Another Kylie Car Crash

      Kylie Sued Over Car Crash

      I'm fairly certain Khlozilla has a DUI in her past too, though I think I'm done with DDGing this family for today.

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      bcclistnicolarz
      2/21/15 4:03pm

      (Astounding that cars were invented for the mass and *most* people can use them without doing damage on the reg BUT) Somebody put a baby in a car driven by a Kardashian family member? Why hasn't CPS been alerted?

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    CooganNYCBrendan O'Connor
    2/21/15 3:59pm

    Yeah, I couldn't be more uninterested in what happens to a Kardashian, boring, vapid, dead eyed, soulless, unattractive, brittle, famous for nothing nobodies that do nothing teach nothing and give nothing. If it was discovered they were actually robots designed by a high tech Japanese sex toy company to see if it could fool people as a grand social experiment I wouldn't be in the least surprised. In fact, it would explain a lot.

    We could instead spend the space and time on anything more interesting... Such as what the heck are zoos doing to keep their animals warm and busy throughout this epically wicked winter. In particular keep think about the elephants... my fav.

    How area dealing with it? We're they given XXXL sweaters? Do they like snow? Do they sleep all day, cuddle to keep comforted? Make snowballs? Eat the snow? Frolic or fuss? Seriously, they're super intellegent but so not adapted to such extreme temps as we've had recently in the NE/NYC area. Inquiring minds want to know.

    I once took a private VIP tour for my birthday down at the Six Flags Safari in South Jersey during late summer and met the Elephant ladies there, as well as the giraffes (all brothers) & lonely old shy rhino who loved being petted on the back and behind his ears, which had incredibly soft, sensitive skin. Best birthday gift ever, I highly reccomend it if you want a unique, easily accessibly experience.

    Whenever there's extreme weather I ponder how those wonderful animals deal with it. How a Kardashian is doing, in good or bad weather, never. I hope and often assume I'm not the only one.

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      chattygalCooganNYC
      2/21/15 4:25pm
      GIF
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      Kaidogchattygal
      2/21/15 4:41pm

      Touché.

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    OMG!PONIES!Brendan O'Connor
    2/21/15 3:32pm

    Rest assured that the driver of the truck will be found and punished. This attack on a Kardashian vessel was completely unprovoked. The truck driver will rue the day he tried to pass a Kardashian on the interstate.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaOMG!PONIES!
      2/21/15 4:30pm

      Are you going to make this an independent series in articles' comment sections about them now? Because I will read them just for these! INSPIRED idea.

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      VelopsDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      2/21/15 6:08pm

      There are already T-shirts so it isn't exactly new ground.

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    Quantum SuicideBrendan O'Connor
    2/21/15 4:09pm

    Why were they in Montana?

    Universal balance. (French) Montana's been in her.

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      ArtVandelaySilvaQuantum Suicide
      2/21/15 4:50pm

      Nah, they were in Montana because Khloe drove North East.

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      the actual bajmahalQuantum Suicide
      2/21/15 6:54pm

      Bruce was in the trunk. They were sneaking over the border.

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    EldritchBrendan O'Connor
    2/21/15 3:32pm

    Man, that family is just stellar at driving.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaEldritch
      2/21/15 3:34pm

      And yet, they keep NOT GETTING HURT at it! Goddammit...

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      GELLA - LLAPEldritch
      2/21/15 3:55pm

      in their defense they have been in a ditch for a very long time. Is Khloe now dating Bozeman Montana??

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    ArchieGraysmithBrendan O'Connor
    2/21/15 3:22pm

    "If she had been driving her dad's white Ford Bronco, this wouldn't've happened."

    - Amber Rose on Twitter, about 10 minutes from now

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      Harley QuinnArchieGraysmith
      2/21/15 4:04pm

      #DontPanic

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    Motorized Mega-SatanBrendan O'Connor
    2/21/15 4:40pm

    According to TMZ, snow kicked up by a semi-truck passing the Kardashians car temporarily blinded Khloe

    Why was she driving with the top down?

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      DrStrangeloveBrendan O'Connor
      2/21/15 3:30pm

      This is such a sad story. when I read:

      Doesn't matter, they're fine.

      I almost cried.

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        Your Old PalBrendan O'Connor
        2/21/15 3:17pm

        That family has been in a ditch since long before Khloe got a driver's license.

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