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    victornightingaleGabrielle Bluestone
    2/18/15 8:53pm

    Beware of this gesture: Anyone making it while talking to you is full of shit.

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      The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsvictornightingale
      2/18/15 8:57pm
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      MimiladyThe Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabySteps
      2/18/15 9:02pm

      This guy. Every time.

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    The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsGabrielle Bluestone
    2/18/15 8:50pm

    This motherfucker! The other day I completely forgot to get my Chicago city parking sticker (for some reason they didn't send me a notice) and I got a ticket for 200 MOTHER FUCKING DOLLARS! It wasn't that I didn't have the money to pay for one (which as a poor student I kind of didn't) it is just that I forgot. When I got the ticket I immediately went to the local currency exchange and purchased the $87.00 fucker. With the late fee it came up to JUST under $150.00. SO between the ticket and the sticker and the fine I am out $350.00 and this asshole who hits cars and lies gets off with just shy of $240?

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      Interstellar FelineThe Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabySteps
      2/18/15 8:55pm

      The difference is, you're a dumb frog in a pot of boiling water, thinking it's reasonable to pay $90 to park in an unmetered spot on a city street. You realize you're paying twice when you park at a meter, right? Not only are you dumb, you are lazy. They send you a reminder in the mail.

      Lance hit a couple cars and told the owners he'd pay for it. You're a dummy supporting municipal corruption. No comparison.

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      NardcoreThe Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabySteps
      2/18/15 8:59pm

      Yes. These events occurred in his life, and the ones you recount occurred in yours.

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    NardcoreGabrielle Bluestone
    2/18/15 9:06pm

    Look, the guy is a zero, but can we stop capping on him for and with the "one nut" business? He had cancer, of the nut. Do we talk about this the same way with "one/no-tit/ovary" celebrities? We do not, nor should we.

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      KittensAndUnicorns_v2_The UprisingNardcore
      2/18/15 9:41pm

      did these one boob celebrities lie, cheat, and destroy several other people in his web of lies though?

      no. when someone reveals themselves to be a dick (a partial dick?) , all bets are off and hey it's always hunting season out here.

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      NardcoreKittensAndUnicorns_v2_The Uprising
      2/18/15 9:45pm

      You're just a peach. One of the good ones, you are.

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    Herb & SpiceGabrielle Bluestone
    2/18/15 9:00pm

    Oprah's off her game...straws for the water? What kind of public access bullshit is that?

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      LA Flower ChildHerb & Spice
      2/18/15 11:40pm

      I'll just say this about that ....are they in a bathroom.... because that arrangement on the table looks like Moroccanoil shampoo and conditioner and possibly some funky mustard bathtub oil in the yellow tube, and what the fuck's in the box?

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      Herb & SpiceLA Flower Child
      2/18/15 11:50pm

      His removed testicle?

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    dothedewGabrielle Bluestone
    2/18/15 9:38pm

    Should have tried blaming on a black guy. I hear that sometimes works.

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      William J. Browndothedew
      2/18/15 9:44pm

      In… Aspen?

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      dothedewWilliam J. Brown
      2/18/15 9:47pm

      ESPECIALLY in Aspen!

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    lobstrGabrielle Bluestone
    2/18/15 9:45pm

    I realize this happened in Colorado, but I presume he probably has a Texas drivers' license, and as such, we ain't gots those rascally "points" down here. So, if you're from out of state and you do something in a state where they do the "points" thing, can you just go "yah, ok, lolz, gimmie double points... whatevz"?

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      facwlobstr
      2/19/15 3:22am

      Texas has points (for revenue generation purposes): http://www.txdps.state.tx.us/DriverLicense/…

      They are based on number of convictions for traffic offenses (both in and out of state), though I don't know if simply paying a fine counts as conviction for purposes of this mechanism.

      Not all infractions cause points. Speeding is exempted, but Speeding >10% of limit (which seems like any speeding ticket you would ever get) is not. The full list is here:

      http://texinfo.library.unt.edu/Texasregister/…

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      lobstrfacw
      2/19/15 11:11am

      Hm, interesting! Is that new? Because you never hear the threat of "points" when you get pulled over like I hear from folks in other states.

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    Wishbone of ArcGabrielle Bluestone
    2/18/15 9:30pm

    There was an article in the psychology section of The Guardian recently, which made an argument for Armstrong as a possible pathological liar.

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      dothedewGabrielle Bluestone
      2/18/15 9:12pm

      I was about that drunk when I hit those cars

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        Denzel WashyourtongueGabrielle Bluestone
        2/18/15 9:27pm

        Fuck that. I'm sure that Lance Oneballstrong could buy a bunch of "Rita's" with that money and sensibly-party-hard till about 2am.

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          weirwoodtreehugger3Gabrielle Bluestone
          2/18/15 10:59pm

          To quote George Carlin, "fuck Lance Armstrong! "

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