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    GutbloomBrendan O'Connor
    2/15/15 11:56am

    but he didn't know who had sent it

    My guess is the enemy.

    Those guys are not your friends.

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      Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!Gutbloom
      2/15/15 12:27pm

      They used to be enemies, but then the Rebels became their own worst enemy. And the enemy of the Ukaraine's enemy would actually be their friend. So the Ukraine and the Rebels should be friends.

      But...

      GIF
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      Malacoda, Recumbent on the Burning Sand.Gutbloom
      2/15/15 12:34pm

      Come get this pepperoni slice Ukraine friend. If you just come out and try I will not feel like killing you.

      -Georgi, pizza friendom slices. Fresh and hot!

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    JohnStearnsistoughBrendan O'Connor
    2/15/15 2:30pm

    I once was in a three person race. One of the guys never exercised, the other smoked pot. I would tell them to be more athletic so they got fed up and we all raced.

    It was like from tree to tree but the trees were far. It was clear the lazy guy would win, the pothead come in 2nd and I would be last. But the lazy guy fell hard and was in pain. The pothead stopped to see if he was ok. I was Born to Run and won the race.

    That made me happy. I just felt like telling this story, it obviously has no relevance.

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      Brendan O'ConnorJohnStearnsistough
      2/15/15 2:44pm

      Okay.

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      Pumpkin Andy is OrangeJohnStearnsistough
      2/15/15 8:11pm

      No relevance? I can't even understand it!

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    EldritchBrendan O'Connor
    2/15/15 11:45am

    How do you even send a mass text to a region?

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      nogginEldritch
      2/15/15 11:56am

      I think Russia could figure it out.

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      Gutbloomnoggin
      2/15/15 12:00pm

      Russian hackers? Come on, man, get serious.

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    skefflesBrendan O'Connor
    2/15/15 11:23am

    Even in a war zone you can't get away from fucking spam.

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      3TSBrendan O'Connor
      2/15/15 11:10am

      It's me, not you.

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        Gutbloom3TS
        2/15/15 12:31pm

        It's me, not you.

        Cut to laying in bed on a Saturday morning and thinking, "when the took Crimea I should have seen this coming. How did I not see that for what it was?"

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      El Oso PeligrosoBrendan O'Connor
      2/15/15 11:48am

      Can you grab some taco bell while you're at it?

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        Kenhe LoginBrendan O'Connor
        2/15/15 3:49pm

        They shouldn't have sent the text. After all Donetsk, don't tell.

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          Fletcher BabbBrendan O'Connor
          2/15/15 11:23am

          "@ukraine u up?"

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            yourtearsaredeliciousFletcher Babb
            2/15/15 12:14pm

            Best comment

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          Eyew84nooneBrendan O'Connor
          2/15/15 11:06am

          Right. And it's OK that you were shooting at them earlier. They're totally cool with that. Get in the big party trucks they provide and they'll take you to this bitchin condo built just for you. Swear.

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            AndouilletteBrendan O'Connor
            2/15/15 11:24am

            "Uh-huh...

            Namaste over here."

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