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    ThisGuyJay Hathaway
    2/09/15 6:15pm

    I have a solution

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      KittensAndUnicorns_v2_The UprisingThisGuy
      2/09/15 8:32pm

      *sighs*

      yes, koreans sleep on the floor. it can be better for you back. but more importantly, koreans use a floor heating system, an ondol, and thus sleeping on the floor is the best way to keep warm in the winter months.

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      ThisGuyKittensAndUnicorns_v2_The Uprising
      2/09/15 8:43pm

      Thanks for the education (sincerely), I was just going for the low lying hanging fruit.

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    georgieJay Hathaway
    2/09/15 6:19pm

    She went to sleep with a robotic vacuum running... In a country where people are scared to sleep with a fan running in case "it chops up all the oxygen" and they suffocate.

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      KittensAndUnicorns_v2_The Uprisinggeorgie
      2/09/15 7:39pm

      fan death.

      sleeping with a fan will freeze your brain and you die.

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    Rutherford Q. ChurchwalshJay Hathaway
    2/09/15 6:17pm

    As a senior citizen, you're probably aware of the threat that robots pose. Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.

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      TraceJay Hathaway
      2/09/15 6:51pm

      I am just imagining the emergency call this woman had to make to get the help she needed to get herself free from the vacuum because there is no non-embarrassing way to say a roomba ate your hair and you're stuck.

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        HolyCow!Jay Hathaway
        2/09/15 6:34pm

        There's only one way this can end.

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          lastchanceJay Hathaway
          2/09/15 8:35pm

          Those discontinued Cabbage Patch Kids that were eating children in the 90s must have been scrapped, and their parts repurposed into Roombas.

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            WellWhatHadHappenWaslastchance
            2/09/15 10:35pm

            That happened to me when I was 8. My mom warned me and threatened to take away the doll away if it happened. So I quietly and painfully got my braid out from the jaws of that helldoll and never told my mom until I was leaving for college.

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          ChemTrailCarlJay Hathaway
          2/09/15 7:14pm

          she's doing it wrong...

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