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collierLAKara Brown
2/05/15 7:28pm
I did not know that makeup set existed, and now I absolutely think less of MUFE. :(
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  zombiebarbiecollierLA
  2/05/15 7:31pm
  I know, that really bummed me out! MUFE has such great products, they didn't need to jump on this bandwagon! I'd expect this from MAC because they collaborate on anything with a license.
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  collierLAzombiebarbie
  2/05/15 7:34pm
  Oh I know. MAC might as well just quit doing makeup entirely and just sell various branded empty packages, of which they only make like a hundred so they're impossible to get.
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Ari Schwartz: Dark Lord of the SnarkKara Brown
2/05/15 7:28pm
Please, let's make soap as a gift for others a not-thing.

Your soap isn't going to make me into some fantasy man who wants to commit SEXY acts of violence against you. It's just going to make me angry and violent in a "goddammit now I need to go punch my heavy bag because I have shitty smelling soap I need to use" way.

Don't buy soap for others. Please.
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  32_FootstepsAri Schwartz: Dark Lord of the Snark
  2/05/15 7:35pm
  Not even if it's really excellent soap that exfoliates and smells delightful?
  
  Guess I'm going to have to smell like ocean waves and think of a different anniversary gift for Mrs. Footsteps.
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  LadyologyAri Schwartz: Dark Lord of the Snark
  2/05/15 7:37pm
  If I want to make Fellow angry and as violent as he gets, I propose we go somewhere and subject him to LA traffic.
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Akat101Kara Brown
2/05/15 7:46pm
I have some serious, snooty side-eye for anyone who wants Christian Grey to be real, and I'm not sorry.
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  wishtAkat101
  2/05/15 7:52pm
  I want Christian Grey to be real so that I can throw him into a volcano. You can throw a book into a volcano but it isn't the same.
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  Akat101wisht
  2/05/15 7:54pm
  Ok, you win. That's legit.
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lunchcomaKara Brown
2/05/15 7:56pm
Furthermore, let us all be thankful that Christian Grey is not real, because the fictional Christian Grey is a creepy, abusive stalker who gaslighted and raped his girlfriend, and we already have enough terrible dudes like that in the world.
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  VodkaRocks&aPieceofToastlunchcoma
  2/05/15 8:11pm
  YUP! And im getting really tired of people telling me to lighten up about it. I will not lighten up. This book is not funny. In any way
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  MenstrualKrampuslunchcoma
  2/05/15 8:26pm
  THANK YOU.
  
  This should be the top comment. Why aren't more people talking about how completely fucked it is that so many women apparently find that abusive jackhole of a character appealing.
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ad infinitumKara Brown
2/05/15 7:35pm

I get it, E.L. James' writing is so expressive and realistic that perhaps Christian Grey truly did come alive for you in your imagination.

I'm honestly not sure if this is shade or if you've just never have the misfortune of reading Ms. James' execrable prose.
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  AnnieW50ad infinitum
  2/05/15 7:52pm
  LOL. I think Christian Grey came alive in people's imagination ONLY, mainly because of the poor writing.
  
  Kind of the same reason "everyone" related to the heroine in Twilight, who was really a blank slate.
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  VodkaRocks&aPieceofToastad infinitum
  2/05/15 8:09pm
  This is Kara Brown. Queen of all things Shade.
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digital_ruseKara Brown
2/05/15 7:35pm
What is 50 Shades of Grey about this product? It's just.... neutral. How does makeup that is supposed to be "SEXSEXSEX" not have red lipstick and liquid liner at the very least?
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  MissCrystaldigital_ruse
  2/05/15 7:50pm
  It's neutral because that's all the Anastasia is. Bland and neutral. Besides if she went out in red lipstick Christian would probably call her a whore and then stalk her even more to find out who she's seeing.
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  digital_ruseMissCrystal
  2/05/15 7:52pm
  "lady in the street freak in the bed" BARF
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Amanda GreathouseKara Brown
2/05/15 10:10pm
FSOG is so awful. The actors have no chemistry and the writing in the books was just awful. If you want good BDSM erotica, try the Sleeping Beauty trilogy by Anne Rice (written under the pen name A. N. Roquelaure), and if you want a good BDSM movie, there's always Secretary which came out before any of the FS books, which is now being remarketed (brilliantly, might I add) because of the fact that the male protagonist is E. Edward Grey. That's right, Christian's not even the first Mr. Grey of BDSM in the past generation of movies. And with James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal it's a hell of a lot better, not to mention there's onscreen sex and kink, an actual friggin chemistry. ;)

Edit to include a link: http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevs…
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  ZaftiqueAmanda Greathouse
  2/05/15 10:44pm
  Secretary, awwww yiss. Avengers 2 is going to be a squishy movie for me once that purr starts up.
  
  The Marketplace series by Laura Antoniou is my go-to for quality kink reading: http://lantoniou.com/ 6th book just out!
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  KarynAmanda Greathouse
  2/05/15 10:56pm
  This x12000000!!!
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CredibleWitnessKara Brown
2/05/15 7:28pm
Isn't 50 Shades of Grey fan fiction? I'm confused by this whole mediocre phenomenon.
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  albatross_YCredibleWitness
  2/05/15 7:59pm
  Apparently if a piece of fan fiction has enough people masturbating to it for a long enough period of time, it becomes legit.
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  midnightstreetridesagainalbatross_Y
  2/05/15 8:09pm
  But there is so much actually good fanfiction out there! *sobs*
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GemmabetaKara Brown
2/05/15 7:25pm
That soap looks diseased.
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  CatDollGemmabeta
  2/05/15 7:28pm
  I was like, what is this moldy cheese?
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  REELFASHION1STAGemmabeta
  2/05/15 7:29pm
  I scrolled down through the pics first before reading the article, and I thought it was some homemade cheese that someone was selling, perhaps through Etsy, that I then assumed was meant to mimic some cheese-on-body bondage scene that might exist in the book since I haven't read it. I can't tell you whether it was better or worse that it's actually soap.
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GreyjoysMissingMemberKara Brown
2/05/15 7:33pm
If Christian Grey were real, he would probably be my ex boyfriend. My gas lighting, emotionally abusive, careless, self-centered, childish, riddled with anger and emotional problems, into kinky rough sex ex boyfriend. I only miss the sex.
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  50shadesofterriblewritingGreyjoysMissingMember
  2/05/15 7:44pm
  Yup (except I miss nothing about him). I hate this movie/book so much. I want to just scream that being controlled for 100% of your life is NOT FUN OR SEXY AT ALL.
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  Tequila MockingbirdGreyjoysMissingMember
  2/05/15 7:47pm
  What's interesting to me, coming from an area with a large population of trophy wives, is how confining and subtly abusive these relationships can be. I see beautiful women who are completely dedicated to ensuring that the money-making machine that is their husband and the perfect image surrounding them are maintained. No opinions allowed. Just look beautiful, take care of business, and enjoy the lifestyle until your expiration date. It still goes on.
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