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    dalilaRebecca "Burt" Rose
    2/01/15 10:01pm

    Fine, but those dancing sharks stole Missy's show.

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      Still-Celia is Neverfuckingvotingforhillsxodalila
      2/01/15 10:09pm

      "look for me Mom! I'm the surfboard!"

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      Ginger Is A Constructdalila
      2/01/15 10:15pm

      YES. I thought I loved the chess show, but the sad beach balls and dancing sharks were the tits.

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    The GaysianRebecca "Burt" Rose
    2/01/15 10:02pm

    I bring thee gifts:

    GIF
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      GELLA - LLAPThe Gaysian
      2/01/15 10:05pm

      you killed it

      Missy should never ever ever sing with Katy.........

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      ZuluAsKono13The Gaysian
      2/01/15 10:07pm

      Thank you. I was trying to explain "The more you know" to Mr Zulu while Katy was performing but he just wasn't getting it.

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    lisaroweRebecca "Burt" Rose
    2/01/15 10:15pm

    i squealed so hard when i saw missy!!! WHY DIDN'T THEY GIVE HER BETTER LIGHTING?

    i'm surprised she did "i kissed a girl" because of the demographics of people who watch the super bowl. btw, she totally skipped that whole song and how it made her famous in her documentary. it was never mentioned.

    and taylor swift uploaded a vid of her playing with a cat during the super bowl. take that however you'd like.

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      lolasockslisarowe
      2/01/15 10:26pm

      I already told my friend how much I was looking forward to the inevitable Parents Television Council complaints tomorrow. It's one of my favorite parts of the Super Bowl.

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      Ginger Is A Constructlisarowe
      2/01/15 10:37pm

      I assume that that demographic issue is why they brought on Lenny Kravitz solely to sing that song. Seriously, he has so many good jams, they just seemed to trot him out so a dude was dieting that song. #LessKatyMoreMissy

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    zeroartisticvalueRebecca "Burt" Rose
    2/01/15 10:23pm

    "Even more epic. Dancing in my dress while fire surrounds me.... AND CINNA."

    You've reached your peak, Katy. I think it's time for you to bow out gracefully, you will, sadly, not get any better than this performance. And 3/4 of this was pretty much a poor man's Yo Gabba Gabba.

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      AuntBeazeroartisticvalue
      2/01/15 10:30pm

      No. You are wrong. That is all.

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      Dunlinzeroartisticvalue
      2/01/15 10:31pm

      I watched the whole thing (except Missy's part) on mute.

      It improved the situation dramatically.

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    Ginger Is A ConstructRebecca "Burt" Rose
    2/01/15 10:13pm

    Yeah to Missy Elliot and the Pats! Yeah to a snow day tomorrow so we can take shots!

    We'll pour some out for you, Ms. Rebecca "Burt" Rose! Thank you for your service! I am very sad to see you go, but wishing you the very best in your new endeavor!

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      LibrarySchoolDropoutGinger Is A Construct
      2/01/15 10:24pm

      All my teacher friends in New England are getting wicked hammered tonight. Enjoy your snowy hangover.

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      Ginger Is A ConstructLibrarySchoolDropout
      2/01/15 10:27pm

      Michigan snow day represent! I may be a Saints fan but my teacher SO is a Pats fan. He has such a hard on for Brady. We'll drink some more bourbon and dig out tomorrow!

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    OlookatmyfaceRebecca "Burt" Rose
    2/01/15 10:05pm

    Katy Perry is like a fart in a mitten. And missy Elliot is a badass bitch.

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      LadyGrinningSoulOlookatmyface
      2/01/15 10:08pm

      I almost agree, but mittens are kinda great. How about a fart in a plastic baggie?

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    midwestlezRebecca "Burt" Rose
    2/01/15 10:19pm

    all the 80's babies collectively shat themselves as soon as Missy came on

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      Corpsegoddessmidwestlez
      2/02/15 6:30pm

      This 70's baby did, too. =D

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      kaystielCorpsegoddess
      2/03/15 9:25am

      And this 60s baby

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    NemetonRebecca "Burt" Rose
    2/01/15 10:14pm

    My family was wondering why a large portion of Katy Perry's performance looked a lot like that Yo Gabba Gabba show my kids liked when they were toddlers.

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      LadyGrinningSoulNemeton
      2/01/15 10:25pm

      To be fair, Yo Gabba Gabba is an excellent show.

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      kitteneyeNemeton
      2/01/15 11:53pm

      Yo Gabba Gabba is watched by people of all ages and various levels of sobriety, so maybe they were on to something.

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    chescaleighRebecca "Burt" Rose
    2/01/15 10:24pm

    Like. Missy can come on stage and perform songs that are legit 15 years old and it still blow all of Katy's generic ass pop music and lack luster vocals out of the water. It's ridiculous.

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      Judgemental ChickensRebecca "Burt" Rose
      2/01/15 10:05pm

      It should have been Missy Elliot's halftime show. She killed it dead!

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