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    Jenn still doesn't understand "following"Rebecca "Burt" Rose
    2/01/15 11:50pm

    Who the fuck are these monsters who eat goats??

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      Queen of BithyniaJenn still doesn't understand "following"
      2/01/15 11:52pm

      Me. I've been thinking of looking for a local supplier so I can learn to make curry goat myself.

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      Cocopop!Jenn still doesn't understand "following"
      2/01/15 11:57pm

      Probably the same monsters who eat lamb.

      I've eaten barbecued goat once, as a child. It was spit roasted.

      It was memorable.

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    Ginger Is A ConstructRebecca "Burt" Rose
    2/01/15 11:35pm

    I just want a goat for companionship and lawn maintenance.

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      Jenn still doesn't understand "following"Ginger Is A Construct
      2/01/15 11:50pm

      Same. What's your favorite breed? I love San Clemente and Nigerian Dwarves.

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      Cocopop!Ginger Is A Construct
      2/01/15 11:55pm

      I live in a designated Fire Abatement District in my city, and we pay a flat fee every year that included the maintenance of a herd of goats that keep the dry grass in the hills short.

      BEHOLD!

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    erelongdonedodoesdidRebecca "Burt" Rose
    2/02/15 12:13am

    Man, can we get a care package going for that lonely goat stuck up there in Alaska? I mean, I know it probably wants its space to work through some demons that have been riding it for a while, but it's still gotta be lonesome and a no judgement tin can would be nice.

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      Margaret Jean Perflipiskluperelongdonedodoesdid
      2/02/15 12:29am

      One dot = five hundred goats. They're ok up there :-)

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      erelongdonedodoesdidMargaret Jean Perflipisklup
      2/02/15 12:39am

      Yeah I saw that, I was just trying to make a silly joke. guess it didn't fly.

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    GemmabetaRebecca "Burt" Rose
    2/01/15 11:36pm

    And they can all sing Taylor Swift.

    Also, I was expecting some epic TayTay shade from Katy tonight, but I guess that was not to be.

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      AnonymousCivilPersonRebecca "Burt" Rose
      2/02/15 9:51am

      YOU CAN'T STOP ME, MOTHERFUCKER, CAUSE I'M ON A GOAT!

      GIF
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        Morifarty's ringtoneAnonymousCivilPerson
        2/02/15 10:09am

        Well this is just amazing.

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      Pineapple TwoFaceRebecca "Burt" Rose
      2/01/15 11:42pm

      I zoomed in on Vermont, and it turns out that I know the goats at at least 6 of those dots...One of them is an indoor goat.

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        pantuflasPineapple TwoFace
        2/02/15 12:27am

        Please describe the care of an "indoor goat". Does it involve any sort of diaper and crazy? Or an inspired, heartwarming relationship between man and goat (or lactose-challenged family and goat)? Either way, the world needs to know.

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      goddessoftransitoryRebecca "Burt" Rose
      2/02/15 12:19am

      Man, Hawaii's a bunch of goat haters.

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        schweddygoddessoftransitory
        2/02/15 8:00am

        I wonder if they're banned from Hawaii - the island ecology there is super fragile, and wild boars & feral cats are already fucking it up something fierce. Wouldn't be surprised if they were like "NOPE NO MORE NON-ENDEMIC ANIMALS K".

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        goddessoftransitoryschweddy
        2/02/15 2:00pm

        I'm sure that's it—after the whole "mongooses? Why not?" debacle.

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      harmagedomRebecca "Burt" Rose
      2/02/15 12:25am

      Map of Literally Every Goatse in America Is Most Important Map Ever

      FTFY

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        MaianaRebecca "Burt" Rose
        2/02/15 12:27am

        I've loved goats before it was cool. Meaning that I've been going to the county agricultural fair and petting every single goat I could get my hands on for at least 15 years. I used to spend summers on a goat farm (run by a family of non-sugar eating, non-television owning, yoga practicing vegetarians) when I was little (in the mid-70's) and would very occasionally get to feed the kids. We had songs that we would sing to them. I've loved them ever since. My cute animal pinterest board (I Can't Handle The Cute) is overflowing with baby goats and goats of varying ages (along with all kinds of other cute animals because I am an equal opportunity squee-er).

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          Tastycakes2Maiana
          2/02/15 1:24am

          Woo goats!!! My official picture on my work's website is me feeding a goat a baby bottle. (I do not work in a goat-related industry).

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        SuffersfoolsgladlyRebecca "Burt" Rose
        2/02/15 10:49am

        I love goats the most. We had one in town that rode the bus. He'd wander, and the lady who drove the school bus would stop for him and take him home. Then there was Moe, who belonged to a friend. He liked it if I pretended his horns were gearshifts. He had his own sofa in the shed.

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