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    digbetteRebecca "Burt" Rose
    1/29/15 10:21pm

    In fairness... pretty much all Australians hate Russ, too.

    HE IS NOT A VIABLE REPRESENTATIVE. AND YES HE'S A KIWI. AND WE DON'T CLAIM MEL, EITHER. HE'S ACTUALLY AMERICAN. IT'S TROOOO.

    Focus on Cate, Heath, Nicole, Hugh... THESE ARE OUR REAL PEOPLE!

    ps. I'm not Australian born but yes, I inherited the HE'S NOT ACTUALLY FROM HERE due to various peer pressures to maintain some class in my new home.

    ETA: now I'm defensive. not chastising. just hating on Russ, as it should be...

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      The Vaccinator, RNdigbette
      1/29/15 10:30pm

      Yes! All these things! Also Rupert Murdoch isn't Australian anymore. All of these people cannot be attributed to us.

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      digbetteThe Vaccinator, RN
      1/29/15 10:47pm

      I'm not even sure Murdoch counts as a human being. I mean... I feel like our whole species should be able to side eye his claims to humanity.

      But yes... WE DID GOOD WITH HEATH. STOP TALKING ABOUT RUSS AND MEL. STAHP!

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    The GaysianRebecca "Burt" Rose
    1/29/15 9:51pm

    Why do I get the feeling that it could've easily ended up like this:

    GIF
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      Rebecca "Burt" RoseThe Gaysian
      1/29/15 9:53pm

      That first gif KILLS ME from laughing so hard

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      jellyfishheartRebecca "Burt" Rose
      1/30/15 6:30am

      It's the name Larry that really drives it home.

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    Emma GolddiggerRebecca "Burt" Rose
    1/29/15 10:06pm

    Rebecca, if you are going to insist on abandoning us for Cosmo, can you PRETTY PLEASE make the transition easier for us by not doing hilarious things like calling Russell Crowe "Australia's boy king"? The funnier you are, the more you remind us that Jezebel will turn into a bleak, humorless, post-apocalyptic wasteland next week. You have to realize that this is a very difficult time for all of us and you need to be sensitive to our pain by being less funny so we can adjust.

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      Rebecca "Burt" RoseEmma Golddigger
      1/29/15 10:14pm

      No because that is his official title and I must abide by journalistic rules and standards sorry

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      Emma GolddiggerRebecca "Burt" Rose
      1/29/15 10:38pm

      You are saying a lot of words right now but all I'm hearing is, "Oooohhh, look at me, I just got a fancy new job at Ballsuckers Monthly."

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    Snacky_OnassisRebecca "Burt" Rose
    1/29/15 9:42pm

    What in the Colonel Sanders happened to Ryan's face?

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      agenttrembleSnacky_Onassis
      1/29/15 9:45pm

      Is there an Anchorman 3 being filmed?

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      Waiting for my Tea CakeSnacky_Onassis
      1/30/15 8:49am

      He's been Zappa-fied.

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    Caterina ThraceRebecca "Burt" Rose
    1/29/15 9:43pm

    All right, I'll bite. Russell Crowe is from New Zealand. It is another country, not a state of Australia as some seem to think.

    I tried to delete this as I went back and read your post properly, but Kinja say NO. Ah well.

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      Rebecca "Burt" RoseCaterina Thrace
      1/29/15 9:45pm

      That's why it's always a good idea to read before we comment/correct/chastise!

      Whatever; it's clear that's NEVER EVER going to happen around here so let's just chill and watch Ryan shirtless

      GIF
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      Kiwi17Caterina Thrace
      1/29/15 11:04pm

      Yeah but we disowned him so Aussie is welcome to him.

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    cew-smokeRebecca "Burt" Rose
    1/29/15 9:34pm

    You know what, I can't hate on that. They did a good job and were actually mildly funny. Which is a lot better than how these kinds of things usually go.

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      Rebecca "Burt" Rosecew-smoke
      1/29/15 9:35pm

      EXCEPT FOR HOW RYAN GOSLING BASICALLY DECLARED WAR ON AUSTRALIA OMG

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      kiki's pizza delivery serviceRebecca "Burt" Rose
      1/29/15 9:39pm

      The Gosling vs. Australia: a televised war I would watch (and also incidentally the name of my indie band).

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    Rebecca "Burt" RoseRebecca "Burt" Rose
    1/29/15 9:50pm

    To all my pedantic beloved weirdos who want to post links to 'splain this clip, their movie, the history of New Zealand —COME ON NOW. Come on. Come onnnnnn. Open mouth, emit laughter. Other than that, y'all can go visit SeriousSamIsSuperSeriousYouGuys.com or something. Thanks.

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      Team Cat HQRebecca "Burt" Rose
      1/29/15 9:58pm

      This is not the first crow vs gosling video we've seen and we can tell you from experience this video is tame in comparison.

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        Ignatius ReillyRebecca "Burt" Rose
        1/30/15 7:18am

        Well played. So many actors are bad at acting awkward.

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