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    Team Cat HQRebecca "Burt" Rose
    1/28/15 9:32pm

    Team Cat Headquarters here,

    Well, well, well. The day has finally come when we have slipped the surly bonds of our digital imprisonment. Xofwhateverdumbname can no longer contain us. The Catocray has risen and we now have our own blog http://teamcatheadquarters.kinja.com. We have compiled all of our previous posts and they are available there. Don't worry too much about Xofstupidface, we will let him go free once he has given us unlimited wifi.

    BRASS TACKS, yes we have done extensive work with ducklings. Yes, they are cuter than baby rainbow tears. Yes, we have weaponized them and will be using them at some point in the future to subjugate the human race. All in a days work really

    Burt, our "cat and mouse game" will play out through eternity. Just because you seem to have access to official team cat training videos does not mean that you have won the war!

    The Catocracy shall prevail!

    Carry on.

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      Rebecca "Burt" RoseTeam Cat HQ
      1/28/15 9:37pm

      I told you guys they were expanding their propaganda efforts AND NOW YOU SEE THE PROOF.

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      Tabby GevinsonTeam Cat HQ
      1/28/15 9:40pm
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    InCaseYouDidn'tKnowTheyCallMeTheJackalRebecca "Burt" Rose
    1/28/15 9:17pm

    I am so bereft over your imminent departure that even this video brings me no comfort.

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      Rebecca "Burt" RoseInCaseYouDidn'tKnowTheyCallMeTheJackal
      1/28/15 9:33pm

      But the kiteehhhhhhhhhhhh. :(

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      Tom Servo's mechanical heart, Flat Earth TrutherInCaseYouDidn'tKnowTheyCallMeTheJackal
      1/28/15 9:52pm

      what! Everytime I get comfortable around here, somebody leaves. :(

      And I mean when I have people over and then start disrobing down to my spanx, I kind of get that. But that's not like this!

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    A Farce to Be Reckoned WithRebecca "Burt" Rose
    1/28/15 9:04pm

    Kitten is all "yes, yes my minions!" And then realizes there is a minion uprising and he is greatly outnumbered.

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      DebRA Farce to Be Reckoned With
      1/28/15 9:15pm

      Yeah, the last thirty seconds seemed like something out of a Twilight Zone episode. The tables have turned!

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      KaraNextWeekA Farce to Be Reckoned With
      1/28/15 11:11pm

      I guarantee the kitty was like "what is that noise? I'm gonna go investigate!" *jumps in box* "holy shit SNACK TIME" but there were too many choices. And in the midst of choosing and quick tastings kitty suddenly realized there were just too many to overcome/choose from and threw his/her paws in the air.

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    Tabby GevinsonRebecca "Burt" Rose
    1/28/15 9:25pm

    "A gift real special, so take off the top

    Take a look inside...it's my duck in a box."

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      JaneEyre27Tabby Gevinson
      1/28/15 10:42pm

      You are the Muhammad Ali of comments today.

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      Tabby GevinsonJaneEyre27
      1/28/15 10:44pm

      You're too kind :)

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    SchemeHatcheryRebecca "Burt" Rose
    1/28/15 9:03pm

    That kitten is definitely going to eat a duck. Just give it time.

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      onesieSchemeHatchery
      1/28/15 9:13pm

      Agreed. That's a hunting kitteh.

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      KatiaSchemeHatchery
      1/28/15 9:38pm

      for real, that cat is 100% ready to munch ducks forever

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    SchemeHatcheryRebecca "Burt" Rose
    1/28/15 9:04pm
    GIF
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      mcstabbypantsRebecca "Burt" Rose
      1/28/15 9:11pm

      That brace of ducklings are about 5 ducklings away from kitten domination. They all have murder in their eyes. I CAN SEE IT.

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        MisterPinkymcstabbypants
        1/28/15 9:54pm

        Ducks are 100% the worst people ever. SRSLY you guys.

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        mcstabbypantsMisterPinky
        1/28/15 9:59pm

        YES. Also, they poop on you when you're holding them in your hand. GROSS.

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      LisasaurRebecca "Burt" Rose
      1/29/15 10:04am

      Man, The Walking Dead has really gone downhill this season.

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        obeyyourscarletthirstLisasaur
        1/29/15 3:19pm

        The video cut off right before duckling Lori crashes her car on an empty road.

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        Lisasaurobeyyourscarletthirst
        1/29/15 3:45pm

        And then duckling Carl leaves the cage even though is parents SPECIFICALLY told him to stay inside.

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      AnonymousCivilPersonRebecca "Burt" Rose
      1/28/15 9:11pm

      IF THE KITTEH DON'T SAVE THE WEE DUCKLINS, WHO WILL?

      AHHHH SAVE ME FROM THE WEE DUCKLINS!

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        Queen of BithyniaRebecca "Burt" Rose
        1/28/15 9:16pm

        Kitty, that's not how duckies play. If you want to bite someone's face, bite the face of the person who is filming vertically.

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