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    Shut Up!Aleksander Chan
    1/28/15 1:36pm

    This story sounds Ludacris...

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      CleverUsernameShut Up!
      1/28/15 1:43pm

      That's it. I'm done for the day.

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      1/28/15 1:44pm
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    Y0UT00B3R1Aleksander Chan
    1/28/15 1:34pm

    "Are you ready for your abortion date?"

    Are you fucking kidding me?

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      amyceeY0UT00B3R1
      1/28/15 1:36pm

      In addition to being a horrible human, he's also terrible at movie villain-style quips.

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    HighlySelassieAleksander Chan
    1/28/15 1:39pm

    What to Not Expect When You're Expecting.

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      WhiskeyBlackoutAleksander Chan
      1/28/15 1:29pm

      Yeahhhhhh, I'm not gonna watch that.

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        Graby SauceWhiskeyBlackout
        1/28/15 1:35pm

        You can watch it. Nothing happens in the video above. I guess the incident has already happened? You just see a parked car, and a guy walking away throwing up his hands.

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      Catpiss NevercleanAleksander Chan
      1/28/15 1:34pm

      So is the baby ok or what?

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        VtDkDudeCatpiss Neverclean
        1/28/15 1:38pm

        The linked article indicates that the mother had minor injuries so it sounds like the baby is probably fine. Honestly, I was a bit distracted because it details another incident that he used his car as a weapon. Dude has some problems...even for Florida.

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        SlickWillieCatpiss Neverclean
        1/28/15 1:41pm

        Reports say that the baby will be born in Florida, so it's a toss up.

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      mysterydravrosAleksander Chan
      1/28/15 4:15pm

      A friend of mine and his girlfriend had the bright idea of throwing each other down some stairs to induce the abortion.

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        Zabellamysterydravros
        1/28/15 4:23pm

        Your friend isn't very bright if he thinks that his being thrown down the stairs could induce a miscarriage in his girlfriend.

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        mysterydravrosZabella
        1/28/15 4:48pm

        Oh i know they're both idiots, but meh.

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      gawkiedogAleksander Chan
      1/28/15 1:43pm

      toaster, crowbar, plank of wood is the new rock, paper, scissors

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        selmabouvierterwilligerhutzmccluregawkiedog
        1/28/15 1:56pm

        "Oh man, crowbar crushes toaster!"

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        gawkiedogselmabouvierterwilligerhutzmcclure
        1/28/15 2:02pm

        toaster burns plank

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      LadyologyAleksander Chan
      1/28/15 1:36pm

      Reminder: the number one cause of death to pregnant women is murder at the hands of the fetus' father.

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