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    SharticlesBrendan O'Connor
    1/17/15 11:56am

    Gawkwer analytics team reporting in...

    Assmunching gif, 467 replies in ten minutes.

    Breaking news out of Yemen, crickets.

    Recommendation: stick to assmunching.

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      Hatless Suspect v5.0Sharticles
      1/17/15 12:04pm

      Why does Gawker use an illiterate analytics team?

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      GutbloomSharticles
      1/17/15 12:12pm

      Mubarak is thought to have been taken by fighters from the Houthi movement, which The Guardian reports is " widely believed" to be backed by Saleh.

      I'd like to say they lost me at "Houthi", but the truth is I got to Mubarak and thought, "Isn't he in the hospital or something?"

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    OMG!PONIES!Brendan O'Connor
    1/17/15 1:25pm

    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.

    But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

    If you let the Yemeni Chief of Staff go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.

    But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

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      UncleCCClaudiusBrendan O'Connor
      1/17/15 12:20pm

      This is why you imprison, exile or outright kill the guys you overthrow. Slapping around or reeducating some henchmen is usually a good call as well.

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        Zsa Zsa GaborgBrendan O'Connor
        1/17/15 12:03pm

        Maybe they're throwing him a party?

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