Kinja reply list

Read More
Hollow_LogHudson Hongo
1/10/15 3:06pm
I would say throw the book at her if said book wasn't currently concealing my erection.
Reply
- Read More
  BabycanyoudigyourmanHollow_Log
  1/10/15 3:08pm
  You suck.
  Reply
- Read More
  mountain_runnerHollow_Log
  1/10/15 3:10pm
  You win, no other comments needed!
  Reply
Read More
Bob LeDrewHudson Hongo
1/10/15 3:04pm
Is there a diagnosis that can be attached to this? Because one would think that if there were ever a time when you WOULDN'T have illegal sex, it would be when you were on bail for having illegal sex.
Reply
- Read More
  GregorMendelBob LeDrew
  1/10/15 3:07pm
  Pedophilia.
  Reply
- Read More
  benjaminalloverGregorMendel
  1/10/15 3:12pm
  I think it's called ephebophilia if she's attracted to teens, but maybe some kind of sexual compulsion to boot?
  Reply
Read More
GregSamsaHudson Hongo
1/10/15 3:09pm
So after this photo, her best friend took off this woman's glasses, urged her to let her hair down, and some 1980s pop song started playing as juror Andrew McCarthy suddenly realized how much he loved her, right?
Reply
- Read More
  IWasCorporateRejectGregSamsa
  1/10/15 3:14pm
  While spinster court stenographer Edie McClurg silently fumes in the middle distance.
  Reply
- Read More
  GregSamsaIWasCorporateReject
  1/10/15 3:22pm
  Pulling random pencils out of her hair and tut-tutting to herself. Perfect.
  Reply
Read More
sybannHudson Hongo
1/10/15 3:12pm
Remember, despite being a teenage boy's wet dream, she's still a predator and this is still not good for their development. Never mind.
Reply
- Read More
  Nefertittiessybann
  1/10/15 3:34pm
  Mary Kay Letourneau did this. She was out on bail and still went to have sex in her car, I believe, with the middle schooler she had raped. It's some sort of sexual compulsion or obsession in addition to predatory. It's inconceivable to me as a teacher and as an adult woman. I will never understand it. And the fact that these are very attractive women is also sort of interesting, I guess.
  Reply
- Read More
  Margie McDooglesybann
  1/10/15 4:05pm
  this happened at my high school and the kid ended up decapitating his mother in Florida. Fucks with your development being an understatement
  Reply
Read More
EmotionalFriendHudson Hongo
1/10/15 4:04pm
Perhaps this would be a good time to point out that this wouldn't even be a crime in like 95% of Europe. Hell, it wouldn't even be a crime if she lived 1 state away in Nevada. Or pretty much anywhere along the east coast. Or anywhere in Canada. Or anywhere in Central America. Or anywhere in South America. Or most of Asia. Or Australia. Or most of Oceania. Hell let's go ahead and say almost anywhere else in the world aside from exactly where she happened to be.

So she's a rapist and will potentially face life imprisonment and yet a woman who does the exact same thing one state over can do so with absolutely no repercussions.

If that or the fact that our consent laws are about on par with only Africa and the Middle East isn't enough to convince you of how fucked this is then nothing will.
Reply
- Read More
  ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeEmotionalFriend
  1/10/15 4:42pm
  Untrue. It's not solely the age of conset of the victim which is the issue; it's the abuse of her position of power. This is rightly a crime.
  
  Although, Utah does have some fucked up age of consent issues, due to their Mormon history: 16 for females / 18 for males. That gives you some idea of what their priorities were.
  Reply
- Read More
  Erik╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
  1/10/15 4:51pm
  Agreed... age of consent in Canada is 16, but that doesn't matter if the older person is in a position of authority or influence.
  Reply
Read More
dumbcuntswontletmedeleteHudson Hongo
1/10/15 3:31pm
It pisses me off that people look at pedophiles who happen to be attractive women differently than they do the 'typical' vision of the pedophile (creepy old white dude). People act as if these female predators aren't as dangerous, and it is infuriating.
Reply
- Read More
  ohh-75dumbcuntswontletmedelete
  1/10/15 4:05pm
  Because people who were once teenage boys know what it's like to be a teenage boy.
  Reply
- Read More
  Jonathan Sheendumbcuntswontletmedelete
  1/10/15 4:59pm
  It pisses me off when people misuse the term "Pedophiles" to mean, "Anyone who has sex with someone younger than I approve of."
  
  Pedophilia is a dysfunctional primary sexual attraction to entirely pre-pubescent children. The near-genderlessness of the children in question takes the place of primary and secondary sexual characteristics as the trigger for arousal.
  
  With a boy of sixteen, there are states where this would not be a crime. It's nothing remotely like pedophilia.
  Reply
Read More
SqarrHudson Hongo
1/10/15 3:15pm
/inb4 MRAs come in screaming, "You can't rape the willing," then use this as an example of how "rampant" the rape of "men by women" is anyway.
Reply
- Read More
  TheRogueXSqarr
  1/10/15 5:04pm
  But, this wasn't rape because rape implies a lack of consent. Just because the law says these teenagers can't consent *legally* doesn't mean they can't actually understand what consent means and be willing to do things. Otherwise, how could we ever try a teen as an adult when they've committed a crime?
  
  The ability to understand what consent is doesn't just magically turn on at 18.
  Reply
Read More
GoOnWithoutMeHudson Hongo
1/10/15 3:13pm
Because she's once, twice, three times a laaaaaady...

GIF

Reply
- Read More
  kmcn47GoOnWithoutMe
  1/10/15 3:41pm
  but that gif is from hello????
  Reply
- Read More
  GoOnWithoutMekmcn47
  1/10/15 4:37pm
  Yeah, I just liked it best.
  
  GIF
  
  Reply
Read More
matt.maraHudson Hongo
1/10/15 5:57pm
Per my local paper, the Houma Daily Courier (and available on their website at http://www.houmatoday.com/article/201501…):

A teacher at Lafourche Parish's Thibodaux High was arrested for having sexual contact with one of her students. The 25-year-old teacher, identified as Celeste Bergeron, was charged and is no longer working for the Lafourche Parish School District according to Superintendent Jo Ann Matthews (although it cannot be confirmed whether Bergeron was fired or resigned). "This type of behavior will not be tolerated...and will be dealt with swiftly," Matthews said.

So far, this story is rather par for the course, right? Teacher has sex with student, gets arrested, and becomes no longer employed. And now comes the "uh...what?" part:

Bergeron has been issued a misdemeanor summons. That's right—this incident doesn't even warrant a felony conviction owing to the student's age. (17 years is the age of consent in Louisiana, but sexual contact between students and educators is still unacceptable. Due to the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act, the student's age and gender are not being released.)

If convicted, Bergeron faces up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine. All this because the student, while a minor and a high school student being preyed upon by an adult, isn't enough of a minor.
Reply
- Read More
  momofpeanutmatt.mara
  1/10/15 6:32pm
  That's a failure of your state's laws. Most of them he states criminalize student/teacher sexual relationships, regardless of the age of the parties, due to the inequality of the relationship.
  Reply
Read More
Denzel WashyourtongueHudson Hongo
1/10/15 3:10pm
In October 2014, an additional teen came forward and testified that Altice had had sex with him, characterizing their relationship as "a teacher with benefits."

When I was in H.S. This was a teacher who brought cupcakes every Friday. Now it's an oversexed-superhot-white woman. My fucking sisters dance instructor was an ex-raiderette for Christ sake. X-box One. Ps4. And now this. These teens today are blessed.
Reply
- Read More
  momofpeanutDenzel Washyourtongue
  1/10/15 9:39pm
  Blessed? I know you're being tongue in cheek, but I wouldn't be a teen today for anything.
  Reply