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    lunchladydorisAndy Cush
    1/06/15 3:07pm

    There's a word for men who prefer to swim nude with other men.

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      SlickWillielunchladydoris
      1/06/15 3:09pm

      Modestly endowed?

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      Joe Plunchladydoris
      1/06/15 3:09pm

      Grecian!

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    GrumpyEagleAndy Cush
    1/06/15 3:18pm

    There is an old-line, swanky "men's club" in our town in which the members would frequently swim nude in the (indoor) club pool. When they finally made it co-ed (about 20 years ago), one of the hottest points of contention from the guys was that they still have men's-only-nude-swim sessions regularly scheduled on the calendar. Whatever, guys. (There was no similar request from the ladies of the club).

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      Myrna MinkoffGrumpyEagle
      1/06/15 3:21pm

      Is the theory that this is just an excuse to be an exhibitionist? Is there some huge benefit to naked swimming that I'm unaware of? 'Cause frankly, most men's bathing suits are pretty close to being naked to begin with.

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      TheHoopoeMyrna Minkoff
      1/06/15 3:24pm

      definitely exhibitionist. Men love showing it off.

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    Sean BrodyAndy Cush
    1/06/15 3:09pm

    This occurred in late 2008, so the timing is off for it being Biden.

    But it's still Biden.

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      FarmhandSean Brody
      1/06/15 3:13pm

      Homeboy wouldn't shut out the ladies though...

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      ShinobiJediFarmhand
      1/06/15 3:15pm

      Exactly. Biden's a Pimp.

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    burlivesleftnutAndy Cush
    1/06/15 3:27pm

    I'd like to spend the next half hour daydreaming about Tip O'Neill swimming lazily and naked in the senate swimming pool.

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      Muscatoburlivesleftnut
      1/06/15 3:53pm

      Except he's in the House. You think those old boys have a thing about women? You don't wnat to know what they think about representatives...

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      burlivesleftnutMuscato
      1/06/15 3:55pm

      STOP INTERRUPTING MY THOUGHTS ABOUT TOP-I MEAN TIP O'NEILL.

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    김치전!Andy Cush
    1/06/15 3:15pm

    100% guaranteed that after they were forced into swimsuits, the nude swimmers vengefully pissed in the pool.

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      Myrna Minkoff김치전!
      1/06/15 3:22pm

      I don't disagree, but don't you think they were probably pissing in the pool even before that?

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      burlivesleftnutMyrna Minkoff
      1/06/15 3:29pm

      Totally, but now they piss with vengeance.

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    IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerAndy Cush
    1/06/15 3:09pm

    $20 on Strom Thurmond!! Who, of course, nobody would really fight for the right to see naked, anyway....

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      OnyxBlackmanIAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
      1/06/15 4:01pm

      Totally. You know how much of his cardio routine was just based on swimming hard enough to keep his droopy old man balls out of the filter?

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      PopChipsIAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
      1/06/15 4:03pm

      ...some of what the female senators have experienced bordered on sexual harassment or the threat of it. In one infamous 1993 episode, the late South Carolina Republican Strom Thurmond tried to fondle Washington Democrat Patty Murray's breast on the Senate elevator. So notoriously predatory was Thurmond that when Susan Collins came to the Senate in 1997, she was warned to avoid getting on an elevator alone with him. A Republican from Maine, Collins describes publicly for the first time being headed for the senators-only elevator and seeing Thurmond walking in the same direction. She did a U-turn and took the stairs. "The reason I remember the incident so well is because it was observed by one of my Republican male colleagues," recalls Collins. He "started laughing because he knew exactly why I was turning around and not getting on the elevator."

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    Number 6Andy Cush
    1/06/15 3:14pm

    My money's on Rangel.

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      dothedewNumber 6
      1/06/15 3:27pm

      Seems like he'd scare everyone away with the giant tumor around his groin

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      sigmaoctansNumber 6
      1/06/15 4:36pm

      He's in the House of Representatives, not the Senate. All they have is an old wooden hot tub underneath the Capitol Rotunda floor and a couple of those Sharper Image footbath units that Nancy Pelosi keeps in her bathroom.

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    Hollow_LogAndy Cush
    1/06/15 3:37pm

    Do senators play "Marco Rubio?"

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      BaggyTrousers4Andy Cush
      1/06/15 3:13pm

      for sure...

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        FarmhandBaggyTrousers4
        1/06/15 3:21pm

        Who is she?

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        matt.maraBaggyTrousers4
        1/06/15 4:16pm

        I swear every time I hear him or see his eminently-punchable gob, I want him to be played in the eventual made-for-TV biopic by Leslie Jordan (who played the unmatchable Beverly Leslie on Will & Grace, for those scratching their heads).

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      toscatiosiAndy Cush
      1/06/15 3:09pm

      All the women had to do was go to the pool, get in, put on goggles, go underwater, look around, come up, and point and laugh. Problem solved.

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